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Why did you dump the person above you?
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She kept killing my dreams and aspirations to drive in Europe0
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Was always dressing like Magnum PI!0
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Was always dressing like Magnum PI!
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I couldn't keep up, she had too much energy for me!!0 -
She didn't shave her legs like I asked.0
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Never fed me the Strawberry Rhubarb pie he promised!!!0
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Thought my pajamas were scary.0 -
She was always hiding under her ballcap...
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He quit taking me to the beach.0
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She always teased me with her sexy legs... :P0
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He wouldnt keep his shirt on.0
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She didn't like me taking my shirt off all the time0
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kept giving me the "Get real" face on anything I said!0
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Locked me out of her place, blocked my facebook account, and wouldn't answer may calls.0
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Told me to call him PapaSmurf in the bedroom.0
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wasn't prepared to paint herself blue and be smurfette0
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Wouldn't get physical with me.0
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Forgot my birthday!0
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Always gave me the stink eye0
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Just don't date men.0
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Wanted me to stand in the elephant crossing path with him, and wait!
I say NOPE!!!! Not gonna happen buddy!!! :happy:0 -
she let me get run over by an elephant and wouldn't even take her hat off.0
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was afraid of my trunk0
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Made me spit water EVERYWHERE, and I had to clean it up!!!0
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She wouldn't put my elliptical together.:sad:0
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Spent all her time putting her elliptical together :grumble:0
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so needy...0
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She gave me a tooth ache she was sooo sweet!
Got tired of the dentist's bill!!0 -
Spent all her time putting her elliptical together :grumble:
If you would have done it right, I wouldn't have had to!!
Nancy: she ran me ragged all weekend.0 -
Spent all her time putting her elliptical together :grumble:
If you would have done it right, I wouldn't have had to!!
Nancy: she ran me ragged all weekend.
Sorry sweetie there are somethings I can not do, and putting things together is it!!! LOL!!
I'm working on finding a way to bottle my energy to share with you love!!!0 -
Spent to much time trying to find a way to bottle energy...0
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