Why did you dump the person above you?

Jennkies

He always wanted to talk about how nice his body looks naked

La_Malfaisante

she wasn't good at taking orders

glenmchale

took good orders, but burnt the food

_Tink_

He wouldn't make me a sammich.

Swilla_Swole

Kept wearing those tight pants around my friends

La_Malfaisante

Would not let me wear all my yoga pants

SugarBaby71

She wanted to wear all her yoga pants at once.

Phoenix__Rising

Stole my yoga pants.

_Tink_

What?? I totally didn't dump her! Just a misunderstanding.

carriebennett585

wouldn't stop taking butt selfies

jacques57

Was too rosy-cheeked innocent to tolerate my sordid lifestyle of debauchery

littlebutlean

He kept reminding me of Jack Nicholson

jacques57

He didn't have the body parts and pieces I was seeking

kikimilabutterfly

He wouldn't go sky diving with me.

L4manski

We didn't see eye to eye

La_Malfaisante

He called me a psycho

littlebutlean

She was constantly psychotic .. just screaming all the time, really just an unpleasant experience overall actually

_Tink_

She didn't like psychos.

Building_Bulk

She always wore her sunglasses...everywhere

Phoenix__Rising

He called me names he made up in my honour.

Building_Bulk

She showed up to pick me up from the gym with a kiddie seat on her bicycle

Phoenix__Rising

She showed up to pick me up from the gym with a kiddie seat on her bicycle

[That's so what I imagined this morning]



He took me to the zoo and left me there.

COTrainer

She made my Phoenix rise

wildrose53

He was over protective

allybird2

I realized my true sexual orientation

COTrainer

Yeah like I had her to dump her

La_Malfaisante

He never let me win

_Tink_

His idea of dressing up and mine weren't the same.

_Terrapin_

She refused to wear hip boots....ugh

mblair1968

He listened to too much Barry Manilow