Why did you dump the person above you?

Leonidas_meets_Spartacus

She cheered for cats, I like dogs.

GothJuice

It went downhill when I started speaking Vulcan.

AshTrixxy

My dog bit him.

Aparz1

Our dogs didn't get along... Deal breaker ????

sunshinesquared

She had too many dogs.

Building_Bulk

She couldn't learn how to use a phone

sunshinesquared

He was sarcastic and only thought of himself...never me.

Building_Bulk

She stole my booze while I was eating cake

sunshinesquared

Booze and cake AND pop tarts?? He went overboard on the calories! ????

runnergirl0721

Completely and constantly called me out on everything I ate

Building_Bulk

Was so private I couldn't get to know her

Will_Thrust_For_Candy

He wouldn't let me put sunscreen on his head

Building_Bulk

I ran out of candy so really it was her that left me

runnergirl0721

Because he had a white van spray painted with "I have shoes"...but none were ever my size..

EmbraceTheDarkSide

because her giant feet always got in the way when we went dancing

Building_Bulk

@runnergirl - She kept getting into the wrong van. My was the Free Candy van.

runnergirl0721

@Because he was jealous I had bigger feet than him..and I wear a 6.5...

Because he actually thought I preferred candy over shoes...

Will_Thrust_For_Candy

I got mad that we couldn't share shoes.

Building_Bulk

@runnergirl - She didn't know how to use a ruler. Actually thought she had bigger feet.

Will_Thrust_For_Candy

His foot fetish turned me off