Okseriusly ladys...(WimmENZ OWNLY! NO MENZ!)
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The answer is that women love the attention, and when they say they don't love the attention they're lying, and when they ask that I please leave them alone they're totally interested, and a smack in the face just means she's into the rough stuff.
Yeah, chicks dig me.
LMAO!!! Is that you Joey?!0 -
Don't mind me....I'm just looking for friends.:flowerforyou:
This!0 -
We have been decoded.The answer is that women love the attention, and when they say they don't love the attention they're lying, and when they ask that I please leave them alone they're totally interested, and a smack in the face just means she's into the rough stuff.
Yeah, chicks dig me.
Ladies, we must have a meeting pronto to come up with something new.
Quick, to the "bat cave".....
It's ok... We just need to get something out on the radio to confuse them. It worked this morning, it'll work again.0 -
When you wear gym clothes/short skirts/high heels, are you doing it specifically so I will look?
-No. Gym clothes are for gym, why are they even here with skirts and high heels?
If I look when you're wearing those things, is it creepy? Is there a way to look that isn't creepy?
-I'd be wondering what you were looking at and perhaps feel uncomfortable. In a 'do I have something on my face'-way.
Does size matter?
-I'm sure it does to some people. IMO bigger is not always better.. but what do I know.
Should I wear a speedo?
-If you want to.
What body fat percentage do women like?
-Don't have an answer for this.
Which is the best kind of kissing? French or regular type?
-The one that you are good at.
Say something, anything regarding the size of your breasts.
-quack.
What do women want?
-Sleep. Food. Sex. Love.
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In for 42.0
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I'm tucking in. So I can pretend to be wimmenz.0
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Could tell you the answers but...
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When you wear gym clothes/short skirts/high heels, are you doing it specifically so I will look?
If I look when you're wearing those things, is it creepy? Is there a way to look that isn't creepy?Does size matter?
Should I wear a speedo?
What body fat percentage do women like?
Which is the best kind of kissing? French or regular type?
Say something, anything regarding the size of your breasts.What do women want?
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When you wear gym clothes/short skirts/high heels, are you doing it specifically so I will look? No. It's for me. It's ALWAYS for me.
If I look when you're wearing those things, is it creepy? Yes. Is there a way to look that isn't creepy? You have to be Daniel Craig and then it's not creepy.
Not creepy.
Does size matter? Absolutely.
Should I wear a speedo? Only if you are Daniel Freakin Craig.
What body fat percentage do women like? Higher than 2% Lower than 100%
You should be able to see Mr. Happy, but I don't want to feel like I am looking at a xylophone when you take off your shirt.
Which is the best kind of kissing? French or regular type? Regular.
Say something, anything regarding the size of your breasts. "No."
What do women want? To not have to worry about money, sex, weight, what their kids are doing, whether their SO loves them and how many loads of laundry are left to be washed.0 -
LOL Y SO SERIOUS THOUGH?I'm going to try not to be snarky, because you must really need help to be posting these questions here.
When you wear gym clothes/short skirts/high heels, are you doing it specifically so I will look?
Women dress for other women. Yeah, I suppose some like looks, I dress for me.
If I look when you're wearing those things, is it creepy? Is there a way to look that isn't creepy?
Looking vs staring?
Does size matter?
Depends on the women. Some are size queens.
Should I wear a speedo?
No.
What body fat percentage do women like?
Varies based on women.
Which is the best kind of kissing? French or regular type?
Varies based on women.
Say something, anything regarding the size of your breasts.
No, don't be pervy.
What do women want?
Varies by women.0 -
Yes. Despite my 8 year happy relationship I do everything to please other men! LOVE ME!!!!When you wear gym clothes/short skirts/high heels, are you doing it specifically so I will look?
Not at all! Never creepy. In fact a day where a random dude hasn't followed me home is a day wasted! Amirite WimmENZ?If I look when you're wearing those things, is it creepy? Is there a way to look that isn't creepy?
Yes always. Especially when buying me a chocolate bar. Fun size is not fun!Does size matter?
Everyday. Ditch the rest of your wardrobe. Commit to Speedo!Should I wear a speedo?
42What body fat percentage do women like?
Regular french. It's really fancy and complicated.Which is the best kind of kissing? French or regular type?
They're the breast size ever!Say something, anything regarding the size of your breasts.
A second season of Firefly.What do women want?
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A second season of Firefly.What do women want?
omg this!0 -
A second season of Firefly.What do women want?
omg this!
You can't take the sky from me... 0 -
Sorry guys, I'm on my period right now. I can't expect my opinion to be taken seriously.0
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everything is overridden if you make six figures.
a six figure man can be broke too... it's all in how he handles his $$$0 -
Yes, please.
A second season of Firefly.What do women want?
omg this!0 -
I am unable to respond to these questions on the grounds that women are supposed to be mysterious. I can't mess with your minds if you know what I'm thinking.0
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When you wear gym clothes/short skirts/high heels, are you doing it specifically so I will look?
Nope.
If I look when you're wearing those things, is it creepy?
Depends on how you do it.
Is there a way to look that isn't creepy? Sure!
Does size matter?
Some.
Should I wear a speedo?
If it floats your boat.
What body fat percentage do women like?
Never really thought about it--can't say it's a dealbreaker in any case.
Which is the best kind of kissing? French or regular type?
Depends on the situation & participants.
Say something, anything regarding the size of your breasts.
something, anything regarding the size of your breasts
What do women want?
I want what I want. How the hell would I know what the rest want?0 -
When you wear gym clothes/short skirts/high heels, are you doing it specifically so I will look?
+1If I look when you're wearing those things, is it creepy? Is there a way to look that isn't creepy?
+1Does size matter?
+7Should I wear a speedo?
+32What body fat percentage do women like?
+10Which is the best kind of kissing? French or regular type?
-9Say something, anything regarding the size of your breasts.
-0What do women want?
=42
Women want 42.
This is the answer ^^^ Or Pi(e) xD0 -
Does size matter?
That show is farking HILARIOUS! You'll find all of the answers to your questions, and more, by watching Coupling. You're welcome.0 -
If I'm wearing a skirt/heals to the gym then I just came from a very important meeting at work and haven't changed yet and I don't really care if you look just don't stare and drop a weight on your foot. Of course size matters. You don't need to know about my breasts. Please don't wear a Speedo unless you are a competitive swimmer at a meet. And many women want to be treated with dignity and respect.0
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When you wear gym clothes/short skirts/high heels, are you doing it specifically so I will look?
-no, I wear for myself, to make myself comfortable/happy/sexy
If I look when you're wearing those things, is it creepy? Is there a way to look that isn't creepy?
-depends on how you look, it could be creepy but if you do it right, it could be a complement, and yes, we like complement.
Does size matter?
-depends, but shapes do
Should I wear a speedo?
-oh please don't
What body fat percentage do women like?
-I never look at a person and try to figure out the fat percentage of he/she
Which is the best kind of kissing? French or regular type?
-what ever is good
Say something, anything regarding the size of your breasts.
-no, a big NO
What do women want?
-depends on the woman, know her first then figure it out yourself, that's part of the game ;-P0 -
When you wear gym clothes/short skirts/high heels, are you doing it specifically so I will look?
If I look when you're wearing those things, is it creepy? Is there a way to look that isn't creepy?
Does size matter?
Should I wear a speedo?
What body fat percentage do women like?
Which is the best kind of kissing? French or regular type?
Say something, anything regarding the size of your breasts.
What do women want?
Women have lots of secrets. I can't tell you.
Yes, it's creepy. Use your fingers to make eyeglasses, that way it's funny and creepy, instead of just plain ol' creepy.
Not if you're wearing something stretchy.
Always.
45%
Hershey Kisses are the best
Bam
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Don't mind me....I'm just looking for friends.:flowerforyou:
Lol...win.0 -
When you wear gym clothes/short skirts/high heels, are you doing it specifically so I will look?
+1If I look when you're wearing those things, is it creepy? Is there a way to look that isn't creepy?
+1Does size matter?
+7Should I wear a speedo?
+32What body fat percentage do women like?
+10Which is the best kind of kissing? French or regular type?
-9Say something, anything regarding the size of your breasts.
-0What do women want?
=42
Women want 42.
This is the answer ^^^ Or Pi(e) xD
Someone said pie??
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I'm pretty sure you missed a 27 somewhere.When you wear gym clothes/short skirts/high heels, are you doing it specifically so I will look?
+1If I look when you're wearing those things, is it creepy? Is there a way to look that isn't creepy?
+1Does size matter?
+7Should I wear a speedo?
+32What body fat percentage do women like?
+10Which is the best kind of kissing? French or regular type?
-9Say something, anything regarding the size of your breasts.
-0What do women want?
=42
Women want 42.0 -
I'm 5 foot nothing. When I wear high heels its so I can attempt to make eye contact. Or have my feet reach the ground when I sit in a chair. Please don't read anything more into it than that.0
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A second season of Firefly.What do women want?
omg this!
Most Definitely this! : P0 -
I'll pretend for a second that this might be serious, even though there's a gif to lighten things up.
No.When you wear gym clothes/short skirts/high heels, are you doing it specifically so I will look?
It's not creepy, unless you aren't my man yet stand really close whilst ogling everything possible to ogle. I think a steady gaze, forcing her eyes to lock into yours might be more effective, though, but that of course may be taking it a step too far?If I look when you're wearing those things, is it creepy? Is there a way to look that isn't creepy?
All sizes matter. Things can be too small or too large. You should be specific if you want specific answers.Does size matter?
When? To work? To the bowling alley? Library? House of worship if that's your thing? Be specific, silly.Should I wear a speedo?
Enough but not too much. I realise not every man is Superman.What body fat percentage do women like?
The kind where you don't push your tongue into her mouth like it is a sausage. Tongues can twist and do all sorts of things. Too much saliva isn't cool either. Both types do have their pros and cons.Which is the best kind of kissing? French or regular type?
I have a pair. They could be smaller and they could be larger.Say something, anything regarding the size of your breasts.
I can't speak for everyone. Some women want women, others want men, and some want both. We usually want quite a few things. Be specific. Really.What do women want?0 -
Absolutely.
A second season of Firefly.What do women want?
omg this!
Most Definitely this! : P0
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