Okseriusly ladys...(WimmENZ OWNLY! NO MENZ!)

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  • chivalryder
    chivalryder Posts: 4,391 Member
    You forgot to ask whether the mirrors on your shoes are creepy

    That's old fashoned. You're supposed to use video recorders now.
  • CLDeyette
    CLDeyette Posts: 28 Member
    The answer is that women love the attention, and when they say they don't love the attention they're lying, and when they ask that I please leave them alone they're totally interested, and a smack in the face just means she's into the rough stuff.

    Yeah, chicks dig me.


    LMAO!!! Is that you Joey?!
  • kids183
    kids183 Posts: 204 Member
    Don't mind me....I'm just looking for friends.:flowerforyou:
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    This!
  • whitebalance
    whitebalance Posts: 1,654 Member
    The answer is that women love the attention, and when they say they don't love the attention they're lying, and when they ask that I please leave them alone they're totally interested, and a smack in the face just means she's into the rough stuff.

    Yeah, chicks dig me.
    We have been decoded.



    Ladies, we must have a meeting pronto to come up with something new.

    Quick, to the "bat cave".....

    It's ok... We just need to get something out on the radio to confuse them. It worked this morning, it'll work again.
  • bunbunzee44
    bunbunzee44 Posts: 592 Member
    When you wear gym clothes/short skirts/high heels, are you doing it specifically so I will look?
    -No. Gym clothes are for gym, why are they even here with skirts and high heels?

    If I look when you're wearing those things, is it creepy? Is there a way to look that isn't creepy?
    -I'd be wondering what you were looking at and perhaps feel uncomfortable. In a 'do I have something on my face'-way.

    Does size matter?
    -I'm sure it does to some people. IMO bigger is not always better.. but what do I know.

    Should I wear a speedo?
    -If you want to.

    What body fat percentage do women like?
    -Don't have an answer for this.

    Which is the best kind of kissing? French or regular type?
    -The one that you are good at.

    Say something, anything regarding the size of your breasts.
    -quack.

    What do women want?
    -Sleep. Food. Sex. Love. :3 ...
  • sfbaumgarten
    sfbaumgarten Posts: 912 Member
    In for 42.
  • EvgeniZyntx
    EvgeniZyntx Posts: 24,208 Member
    I'm tucking in. So I can pretend to be wimmenz.
  • 89nunu
    89nunu Posts: 1,082 Member
    Could tell you the answers but...

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  • jstout365
    jstout365 Posts: 1,686 Member
    When you wear gym clothes/short skirts/high heels, are you doing it specifically so I will look?

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    If I look when you're wearing those things, is it creepy? Is there a way to look that isn't creepy?

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    Does size matter?

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    Should I wear a speedo?

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    What body fat percentage do women like?

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    Which is the best kind of kissing? French or regular type?

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    Say something, anything regarding the size of your breasts.

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    What do women want?

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  • ImaWaterBender
    ImaWaterBender Posts: 516 Member
    When you wear gym clothes/short skirts/high heels, are you doing it specifically so I will look? No. It's for me. It's ALWAYS for me.

    If I look when you're wearing those things, is it creepy? Yes. Is there a way to look that isn't creepy? You have to be Daniel Craig and then it's not creepy.
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    Not creepy.

    Does size matter? Absolutely.
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    Should I wear a speedo? Only if you are Daniel Freakin Craig.
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    What body fat percentage do women like? Higher than 2% Lower than 100%
    You should be able to see Mr. Happy, but I don't want to feel like I am looking at a xylophone when you take off your shirt.

    Which is the best kind of kissing? French or regular type? Regular.
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    Say something, anything regarding the size of your breasts. "No."
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    What do women want? To not have to worry about money, sex, weight, what their kids are doing, whether their SO loves them and how many loads of laundry are left to be washed.
  • Cranquistador
    Cranquistador Posts: 39,744 Member
    I'm going to try not to be snarky, because you must really need help to be posting these questions here.

    When you wear gym clothes/short skirts/high heels, are you doing it specifically so I will look?
    Women dress for other women. Yeah, I suppose some like looks, I dress for me.

    If I look when you're wearing those things, is it creepy? Is there a way to look that isn't creepy?
    Looking vs staring?

    Does size matter?
    Depends on the women. Some are size queens.

    Should I wear a speedo?
    No.

    What body fat percentage do women like?
    Varies based on women.

    Which is the best kind of kissing? French or regular type?
    Varies based on women.

    Say something, anything regarding the size of your breasts.
    No, don't be pervy.

    What do women want?
    Varies by women.
    LOL Y SO SERIOUS THOUGH?
  • coolblondenerd
    coolblondenerd Posts: 90 Member
    When you wear gym clothes/short skirts/high heels, are you doing it specifically so I will look?
    Yes. Despite my 8 year happy relationship I do everything to please other men! LOVE ME!!!!
    If I look when you're wearing those things, is it creepy? Is there a way to look that isn't creepy?
    Not at all! Never creepy. In fact a day where a random dude hasn't followed me home is a day wasted! Amirite WimmENZ?
    Does size matter?
    Yes always. Especially when buying me a chocolate bar. Fun size is not fun!
    Should I wear a speedo?
    Everyday. Ditch the rest of your wardrobe. Commit to Speedo!
    What body fat percentage do women like?
    42
    Which is the best kind of kissing? French or regular type?
    Regular french. It's really fancy and complicated.
    Say something, anything regarding the size of your breasts.
    They're the breast size ever!
    What do women want?
    A second season of Firefly.

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  • Pie319
    Pie319 Posts: 129 Member
    What do women want?
    A second season of Firefly.

    omg this!
  • coolblondenerd
    coolblondenerd Posts: 90 Member
    What do women want?
    A second season of Firefly.

    omg this!

    You can't take the sky from me...

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  • taramaclaren
    taramaclaren Posts: 95 Member
    Sorry guys, I'm on my period right now. I can't expect my opinion to be taken seriously.
  • sweetcurlz67
    sweetcurlz67 Posts: 1,168 Member
    everything is overridden if you make six figures.

    a six figure man can be broke too... it's all in how he handles his $$$
  • whitebalance
    whitebalance Posts: 1,654 Member
    What do women want?
    A second season of Firefly.

    omg this!
    Yes, please.
  • _Tink_
    _Tink_ Posts: 3,845 Member
    I am unable to respond to these questions on the grounds that women are supposed to be mysterious. I can't mess with your minds if you know what I'm thinking.
  • Caeyla
    Caeyla Posts: 42 Member
    When you wear gym clothes/short skirts/high heels, are you doing it specifically so I will look?

    Nope.

    If I look when you're wearing those things, is it creepy?

    Depends on how you do it.

    Is there a way to look that isn't creepy? Sure!

    Does size matter?

    Some.

    Should I wear a speedo?

    If it floats your boat.

    What body fat percentage do women like?

    Never really thought about it--can't say it's a dealbreaker in any case.

    Which is the best kind of kissing? French or regular type?

    Depends on the situation & participants.

    Say something, anything regarding the size of your breasts.

    something, anything regarding the size of your breasts

    What do women want?

    I want what I want. How the hell would I know what the rest want?
  • Meliikinz
    Meliikinz Posts: 66
    When you wear gym clothes/short skirts/high heels, are you doing it specifically so I will look?

    +1
    If I look when you're wearing those things, is it creepy? Is there a way to look that isn't creepy?

    +1
    Does size matter?

    +7
    Should I wear a speedo?

    +32
    What body fat percentage do women like?

    +10
    Which is the best kind of kissing? French or regular type?

    -9
    Say something, anything regarding the size of your breasts.

    -0
    What do women want?

    =42

    Women want 42.

    This is the answer ^^^ Or Pi(e) xD
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
    Does size matter?

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    That show is farking HILARIOUS! You'll find all of the answers to your questions, and more, by watching Coupling. You're welcome.
  • 1princesswarrior
    1princesswarrior Posts: 1,242 Member
    If I'm wearing a skirt/heals to the gym then I just came from a very important meeting at work and haven't changed yet and I don't really care if you look just don't stare and drop a weight on your foot. Of course size matters. You don't need to know about my breasts. Please don't wear a Speedo unless you are a competitive swimmer at a meet. And many women want to be treated with dignity and respect.
  • funfang
    funfang Posts: 200 Member
    When you wear gym clothes/short skirts/high heels, are you doing it specifically so I will look?
    -no, I wear for myself, to make myself comfortable/happy/sexy

    If I look when you're wearing those things, is it creepy? Is there a way to look that isn't creepy?
    -depends on how you look, it could be creepy but if you do it right, it could be a complement, and yes, we like complement.

    Does size matter?
    -depends, but shapes do

    Should I wear a speedo?
    -oh please don't

    What body fat percentage do women like?
    -I never look at a person and try to figure out the fat percentage of he/she

    Which is the best kind of kissing? French or regular type?
    -what ever is good

    Say something, anything regarding the size of your breasts.
    -no, a big NO

    What do women want?
    -depends on the woman, know her first then figure it out yourself, that's part of the game ;-P
  • MysteriousMerlin
    MysteriousMerlin Posts: 2,270 Member
    When you wear gym clothes/short skirts/high heels, are you doing it specifically so I will look?

    If I look when you're wearing those things, is it creepy? Is there a way to look that isn't creepy?

    Does size matter?

    Should I wear a speedo?

    What body fat percentage do women like?

    Which is the best kind of kissing? French or regular type?

    Say something, anything regarding the size of your breasts.

    What do women want?

    Women have lots of secrets. I can't tell you.
    Yes, it's creepy. Use your fingers to make eyeglasses, that way it's funny and creepy, instead of just plain ol' creepy.
    Not if you're wearing something stretchy.
    Always.
    45%
    Hershey Kisses are the best
    Bam
    Chocolate
  • JD2006
    JD2006 Posts: 791 Member
    Don't mind me....I'm just looking for friends.:flowerforyou:
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    Lol...win.
  • 89nunu
    89nunu Posts: 1,082 Member
    When you wear gym clothes/short skirts/high heels, are you doing it specifically so I will look?

    +1
    If I look when you're wearing those things, is it creepy? Is there a way to look that isn't creepy?

    +1
    Does size matter?

    +7
    Should I wear a speedo?

    +32
    What body fat percentage do women like?

    +10
    Which is the best kind of kissing? French or regular type?

    -9
    Say something, anything regarding the size of your breasts.

    -0
    What do women want?

    =42

    Women want 42.

    This is the answer ^^^ Or Pi(e) xD

    Someone said pie??

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  • LiftAllThePizzas
    LiftAllThePizzas Posts: 17,857 Member
    When you wear gym clothes/short skirts/high heels, are you doing it specifically so I will look?

    +1
    If I look when you're wearing those things, is it creepy? Is there a way to look that isn't creepy?

    +1
    Does size matter?

    +7
    Should I wear a speedo?

    +32
    What body fat percentage do women like?

    +10
    Which is the best kind of kissing? French or regular type?

    -9
    Say something, anything regarding the size of your breasts.

    -0
    What do women want?

    =42

    Women want 42.
    I'm pretty sure you missed a 27 somewhere.
  • mommysockmonkey
    mommysockmonkey Posts: 88 Member
    I'm 5 foot nothing. When I wear high heels its so I can attempt to make eye contact. Or have my feet reach the ground when I sit in a chair. Please don't read anything more into it than that.
  • CLDeyette
    CLDeyette Posts: 28 Member
    What do women want?
    A second season of Firefly.

    omg this!

    Most Definitely this! : P
  • AglaeaC
    AglaeaC Posts: 1,974 Member
    I'll pretend for a second that this might be serious, even though there's a gif to lighten things up.
    When you wear gym clothes/short skirts/high heels, are you doing it specifically so I will look?
    No.
    If I look when you're wearing those things, is it creepy? Is there a way to look that isn't creepy?
    It's not creepy, unless you aren't my man yet stand really close whilst ogling everything possible to ogle. I think a steady gaze, forcing her eyes to lock into yours might be more effective, though, but that of course may be taking it a step too far?
    Does size matter?
    All sizes matter. Things can be too small or too large. You should be specific if you want specific answers.
    Should I wear a speedo?
    When? To work? To the bowling alley? Library? House of worship if that's your thing? Be specific, silly.
    What body fat percentage do women like?
    Enough but not too much. I realise not every man is Superman.
    Which is the best kind of kissing? French or regular type?
    The kind where you don't push your tongue into her mouth like it is a sausage. Tongues can twist and do all sorts of things. Too much saliva isn't cool either. Both types do have their pros and cons.
    Say something, anything regarding the size of your breasts.
    I have a pair. They could be smaller and they could be larger.
    What do women want?
    I can't speak for everyone. Some women want women, others want men, and some want both. We usually want quite a few things. Be specific. Really.