Corrupt-a-wish story game!

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  • JBfoodforlife
    JBfoodforlife Posts: 1,371 Member
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    Granted... Unfortunately the are stripped of the title when it is discovered they paid off numerous players on other teams...

    I wish I was about 6 inches taller... :)
  • EddieHaskell97
    EddieHaskell97 Posts: 2,227 Member
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    You're turned into a lawyer and given Viagra.


    I wish to be irresistible to the ladies!
  • Dube11
    Dube11 Posts: 93 Member
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    Wish granted, you're now made of chocolate cake.

    I wish I had a Lamborghini.
  • Forty6and2
    Forty6and2 Posts: 2,492 Member
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    Wish granted, you have a Lamborghini that has a gas tank that holds 1.5 gallons. And it's made of bread.

    I wish I could breathe bacon.
  • InevitableButterfly
    InevitableButterfly Posts: 340 Member
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    Congrats! You can now breathe bacon. A million pigs have been slaughtered in your bedroom and the room is full of their bits and bones. You must enter the room and breathe until you are dead.

    I wish the Judeo-Christian god to be referenced from now on as the Unicorn of Death!
  • JBfoodforlife
    JBfoodforlife Posts: 1,371 Member
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    Granted... Now you wander the earth as confused as I am about your reference... :)

    I wish I driving a 370Z convertible... :)
  • WisheeNY
    WisheeNY Posts: 72 Member
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    Granted but an angry ex-girlfriend finds out about it and goes to town on it with a paintball gun

    I wish I had smaller feet
  • mybeesknees
    mybeesknees Posts: 633
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    Wish granted, but you will not be able to find any shoes that'll fit, nor will any name brand shoes will be custom made, because your feet are so small.

    I wish the job economy in TX was booming.
  • katlynrose85
    katlynrose85 Posts: 32
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    Granted, now you have feet the size of barbie!

    I wish I could see in the dark.
  • mybeesknees
    mybeesknees Posts: 633
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    Wish granted, now you can see only in the dark.

    I wish I've never met my ex.
  • Dragonborn79
    Dragonborn79 Posts: 161
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    Granted. But you will meet them tomorrow and instantly fall for them.

    I wish I looked like Catherine Bach circa 1980.
  • Guns_N_Buns
    Guns_N_Buns Posts: 1,899 Member
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    Granted! You look like her but have the voice of peewee hermin.

    I wish I owned the Boston Celtics.
  • mybeesknees
    mybeesknees Posts: 633
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    Wish granted, but they'll forever be the team that never wins.

    I wish the man I am madly in love with is in love with me.
  • Guns_N_Buns
    Guns_N_Buns Posts: 1,899 Member
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    How is that corrupt? That's the truth. haha jk

    Granted. He loves you to the point of clingy annoyance.


    I wish high heels never left blisters on my feet.
  • JBfoodforlife
    JBfoodforlife Posts: 1,371 Member
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    Granted... Only your ankles cannot handle heels anymore and all you can wear is flats... :/

    I wish high heels were the most comfortable shoe for women to wear... :)
  • mybeesknees
    mybeesknees Posts: 633
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    Wish granted, then every women you meet will tower over you, causing you to feel little (physically and mentally).

    I wish the music industry would fire Miley Cyrus for good.
  • fr053n
    fr053n Posts: 2,793 Member
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    Wish granted, but now the film industry hired her, so she's in nearly every blockbuster hit.

    I wish I could live forever
  • mybeesknees
    mybeesknees Posts: 633
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    Wish granted, but you'll get the pleasure of watching everyone around you die and you'll have to face the world when the apocalypse hits according to Revelations.

    I wish the Kardashians never existed.
  • Lwillis1234
    Lwillis1234 Posts: 990 Member
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    Wish granted! But now a new celebrity family is living right next door to you who act just like the Kardashians

    I wish I could not have to ever work again
  • JBfoodforlife
    JBfoodforlife Posts: 1,371 Member
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    Granted... But now you are a mouse and spend your days and nights running from predators... :/

    I wish I was traveling across the US right now..

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