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    When Someone Calls You A Cow...

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    • Posts: 4,301 Member
      In my experience with cows they usually s*** on everything, so carry some chocolate pudding and if someone ever calls you a cow throw it in their face, if they are gonna call you one you might as well act like one..... :smile:
      [/quotFirst, this isn't possible. And it is utterly ridiculous to recommend this; cows do not have thumbs! And why waste the pudding? Seriously, if someone calls another human being a cow they have some issues.
    • Posts: 19,588 MFP Moderator
      In my experience with cows they usually s*** on everything, so carry some chocolate pudding and if someone ever calls you a cow throw it in their face, if they are gonna call you one you might as well act like one..... :smile:
      [/quotFirst, this isn't possible. And it is utterly ridiculous to recommend this; cows do not have thumbs! And why waste the pudding? Seriously, if someone calls another human being a cow they have some issues.

      Well I supposed you could actually poop on them if you would like.....
    • Posts: 12,344 Member
      I'm pretty sure I'd still punch 'em in the junk.
    • Posts: 9,003 Member
      Now I really want some steak...
    • Posts: 163 Member
      My inner Vermonter is pleased with this thread..
    • Posts: 335 Member
      lol so funny. Great attitude.
      Patsy
    • Posts: 154 Member
      True story!!! I saw a lady in walmart that I hadn't seen in about 5 years and had gained A LOT of weight!!!!! She was a loud talker. She announced very loudly to the world that YOU ARE FAT AS A HOG!!! in a voice that sounded like she was calling pigs to eat!!!!! It became one of my favorite stories. Havn't been called a cow (to my face) but have been called a hog!!! My whole family laughs at me standing there in WM not knowing how to respond!!!! But the cows are very cute and I hear pigs are intelligent, maybe she meant I am very intelligent!!! NOT!!! LMBO!!!:laugh:
    • Posts: 1,084 Member
      They're cute until they poo, I'll give you that. :laugh:

      yep, just like babies. I'm kidding! Sorta.
    • Posts: 14
      "Steer" us wrong... I see what you did there... Heh.
    • Posts: 7,436 Member
      cows are great..... for providing me with dairy products and beef.


      sorry not sorry that I'm not sentimental


      but I do think you have a good attitude with regards to petty idiots and their silly attempts at insulting people. :drinker: like how if someone calls me a neanderthal I'll take that as a compliment and point out that neanderthals had bigger brains than them... and if they get insulted by that then I can easily prove it with the scientific literature :laugh: Generally speaking, when someone tries to insult you but fails because you take it as a joke or a compliment, they are the one that looks and feels stupid.
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      yep, just like babies. I'm kidding! Sorta.

      the poo of exclusively breastfed babies doesn't smell that bad. .... boy was I in for a shock once they started on solid food :laugh:
    • Posts: 551 Member
      I love those beauties!!!! Great pics.

      For the folks asking for steak....thems dairy cows! I suppose you could eat them but they would be tough eating. So leave them alone and instead ask for some brie, camembert, cheddar, gruyere, mozzarella....or how about cream for your coffee?!
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      For the folks asking for steak....thems dairy cows! I suppose you could eat them but they would be tough eating. So leave them alone and instead ask for some brie, camembert, cheddar, gruyere, mozzarella....or how about cream for your coffee?!

      ummm honey, what do you THINK they do with old dairy cows???
      I am a Wisconsinite- born and bred, my current state has nothing on that bearing .
      3 of the largest meat packing operations are in the heart of Dairy country - Wisconsin.
      Old Dairy cows become

      Steaks and Hamburger -
      Green Bay Proscessing,-Acme Meat Packers(now called american foods group- still on Acme drive)
      ((Green bay Packers ))
    • Posts: 36 Member
      True story!!! I saw a lady in walmart that I hadn't seen in about 5 years and had gained A LOT of weight!!!!! She was a loud talker. She announced very loudly to the world that YOU ARE FAT AS A HOG!!! in a voice that sounded like she was calling pigs to eat!!!!! It became one of my favorite stories. Havn't been called a cow (to my face) but have been called a hog!!! My whole family laughs at me standing there in WM not knowing how to respond!!!! But the cows are very cute and I hear pigs are intelligent, maybe she meant I am very intelligent!!! NOT!!! LMBO!!!:laugh:

      I have several memories of my past where someone disrespected someone in my family and I failed to respond with the force that the gravity of the situation called for. I don't dwell on that, but admit there are circumstances in my life where these short comings revisit my memories. What other people think about me is none of my business, but I will defend the one's I love even if it hurts someone else.
    • Posts: 131 Member
      OMG.... I needed that laugh today. THANK YOU
    • Posts: 166 Member
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      yep, just like babies. I'm kidding! Sorta.

      This ^^^ for reals
    • Posts: 551 Member
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      ummm honey, what do you THINK they do with old dairy cows???
      I am a Wisconsinite- born and bred, my current state has nothing on that bearing .
      3 of the largest meat packing operations are in the heart of Dairy country - Wisconsin.
      Old Dairy cows become

      Steaks and Hamburger -
      Green Bay Proscessing,-Acme Meat Packers(now called american foods group- still on Acme drive)
      ((Green bay Packers ))

      The meat from dairy cows is of such low quality that it is used primarily for low-grade ground beef. Unless you are eating low-grade beef, the meat most of us eat is coming from beef cattle, not dairy cows.

      The meat I eat comes from the farm down the street from me - they have both dairy cows and beef cattle. The beef cattle are grass fed and then finished with corn for a better flavor. That's what I eat.
    • Posts: 6,208 Member

      The meat from dairy cows is of such low quality that it is used primarily for low-grade ground beef. Unless you are eating low-grade beef, the meat most of us eat is coming from beef cattle, not dairy cows.

      The meat I eat comes from the farm down the street from me - they have both dairy cows and beef cattle. The beef cattle are grass fed and then finished with corn for a better flavor. That's what I eat.

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    • Posts: 28 Member
      I think you are trying to steer us wrong.

      You know that's bull :wink:
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    • Posts: 819 Member
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      the poo of exclusively breastfed babies doesn't smell that bad. .... boy was I in for a shock once they started on solid food :laugh:

      Formula fed babies. :sick:
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