If the person above me was at my house I would______?

Hope she would do all my cleaning and cooking for the day

steal her shades

ask him to play some guitar for me. :-)

Break out the wine

Take the shotgun out of the closet, order them to get on the ground and not move, and call base security to come take them away for trespassing.

be to busy to tell you about it.

Let her in

Get her something to drink

Definitely invite in!

Make her tea