how can i grow a beard?

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  • Hornsby
    Hornsby Posts: 10,322 Member
    Beards are the new tribal arm band tattoos.




    Says the guy who can't grow one....lol.

    How do you grow a tribal arm band tattoo? And why would you want one if you could?

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  • no_russian
    no_russian Posts: 893 Member
    I'll let myself out
  • CoveOps
    CoveOps Posts: 100
    OP, don't worry. Some guys don't hit puberty until 21. If by that age it hasn't happened, you may want to talk to your gynecologist.

    HAHAHA!!!!
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  • gypsy_spirit
    gypsy_spirit Posts: 2,107 Member
    You've been on MFP since 2011 and just turned 18? Hmmm. Well, if you had asked in 2011 - you'd have that beard by now. Relax. In 15 years you'll be trying like he!! to look younger.
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
    OP, don't worry. Some guys don't hit puberty until 21. If by that age it hasn't happened, you may want to talk to your gynecologist.

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    Hi SG! Didn't know you were still around! :drinker:
  • tehboxingkitteh
    tehboxingkitteh Posts: 1,574 Member
    I'm sure as soon as your beard comes in, you'll be able to land one of those cougars you've been pining for.
  • Galatea_Stone
    Galatea_Stone Posts: 2,037 Member
    OP, don't worry. Some guys don't hit puberty until 21. If by that age it hasn't happened, you may want to talk to your gynecologist.

    HAHAHA!!!!

    are you doing crossfit in your avi

    He's playing with his snatch.
  • George_Baileys_Ghost
    George_Baileys_Ghost Posts: 1,524 Member
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    Well son, soon, you'll start noticing some changes in your body. Your voice will likely deepen, you'll notice you start feeling differently around girls, and you'll start getting hair in unusual places. All of these things are perfectly natural, so don't worry.

    As far as developing a lush, full beard like mine, that may take a while, but in the mean time you can shave off some of that hair from the unusual places I was mentioning before, and use it to fill in any patchy areas on your face. It's what I did, and what my father before me, and his father before him did. They handed down to me both this tradition and the same tube of glue they used.....now I'm passing it on to you. Use it wisely and sparingly. You'll get there, Champ. *ruffles your hair*

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  • PikaKnight
    PikaKnight Posts: 34,971 Member
    OP, don't worry. Some guys don't hit puberty until 21. If by that age it hasn't happened, you may want to talk to your gynecologist.

    HAHAHA!!!!

    are you doing crossfit in your avi

    He's playing with his snatch.

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    Someone's on a roll today.
  • j_bark
    j_bark Posts: 1,274 Member
    Move to Canada, become a lumberjack. That will make beard happen.
  • Leggylass
    Leggylass Posts: 215
    Seriously OP you do not want a beard, I don't know about the rest of the women but I'm sick of seeing guys walking around like theyre waiting to attend Mecca on fridays and what straight woman would want to kiss a bush? :tongue:

    A bit of designer rough now and then, yep! im all for that saves me exfoliating, but clean shaven is best.. no rashes :wink:
  • Tomm88
    Tomm88 Posts: 733 Member
    have some of mine man...... as soon as i shave i have a 5 oclock shadow. It's a genetic thing though, when i was 16 i had a beard a terrorist would be proud of.
  • Leggylass
    Leggylass Posts: 215
    have some of mine man...... as soon as i shave i have a 5 oclock shadow. It's a genetic thing though, when i was 16 i had a beard a terrorist would be proud of.

    :laugh: But you do suit it !
  • jjchapa2
    jjchapa2 Posts: 135 Member
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  • skinny0000
    skinny0000 Posts: 90 Member
    Try pressing firmly on your nose.
  • Cryptonomnomicon
    Cryptonomnomicon Posts: 848 Member
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  • Galatea_Stone
    Galatea_Stone Posts: 2,037 Member
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    :laugh:
  • Cryptonomnomicon
    Cryptonomnomicon Posts: 848 Member
    Turned 18 not long ago, wondering when my facial hair will start to grow? I wanna look more manly and mature.
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  • dtimedwards
    dtimedwards Posts: 319 Member
    What's all this about?
  • Riffraft1960
    Riffraft1960 Posts: 1,984 Member
    Turned 18 not long ago, wondering when my facial hair will start to grow? I wanna look more manly and mature.

    I'm 54 and still only shave once or twice a week. As someone said, it is genetic.
  • bloozen
    bloozen Posts: 131
    I've never tried to grow a full beard, my facial hair comes in lighter along my cheek line...so I imagine it might not be the fullest/most impressive beard
  • kinkyslinky16
    kinkyslinky16 Posts: 1,469 Member
    Once you hook up with a cougar, it makes you grow a beard.

    Let us know how that works out for you.
  • Excuse_less
    Excuse_less Posts: 874 Member
    I'm sure as soon as your beard comes in, you'll be able to land one of those cougars you've been pining for.

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    can grow a full beard ;-)
  • kinkyslinky16
    kinkyslinky16 Posts: 1,469 Member
    OP, don't worry. Some guys don't hit puberty until 21. If by that age it hasn't happened, you may want to talk to your gynecologist.
    I love you :flowerforyou:
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
    I'm sure as soon as your beard comes in, you'll be able to land one of those cougars you've been pining for.

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    can grow a full beard ;-)

    Oooooh, I get it! *wiggles eyebrow*
  • QuiznatoddBidness
    QuiznatoddBidness Posts: 602 Member
    Once you hook up with a cougar, it makes you grow a beard.

    Let us know how that works out for you.

    ^^^ you weren't supposed to give up the REAL answer... sheesh... :sad:
  • MzFyreKitty
    MzFyreKitty Posts: 93
    As a woman, I don't want to grow one lol.

    I like men who are clean shaven personally... tho my husband looks great with a goatee too. Just so it's well groomed. Having a beard doesn't make you more of a man tho...
  • SoLongAndThanksForAllTheFish
    SoLongAndThanksForAllTheFish Posts: 831 Member
    Didn't you and your buddy Beavis already try this? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9yPTXYlDnY8
  • NikiaSue
    NikiaSue Posts: 259 Member
    Try rubbing cow manuer on your face. It's a natural fertilizer. It may help. :wink: your welcome

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