If you had one free punch to the face for anyone?

_John_
_John_ Posts: 8,646 Member
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Who would you give yours to?
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  • calibriintx
    calibriintx Posts: 1,741 Member
    Are you asking who I'd punch or who I'd let have my free punch? You're going to punch me in the face now, aren't you?
  • MizTerry
    MizTerry Posts: 3,763 Member
    I can't think of a single person I'd want to do this to because I know I'd hit them hard enough to kill them.

    I don't want to kill anyone unless necessary.
  • sixout
    sixout Posts: 3,128 Member
    Probably whoever was next to me when I learned of the free punch. I'm not good at saving things.
  • Proph24
    Proph24 Posts: 195
    **** cheney

    *edit

    di ck cheney
  • roanokejoe49
    roanokejoe49 Posts: 820 Member
    Ann Coulter. No question. Or Justin Bieber. Pick one. I'll deck their *kitten* for ya.
  • Texusmc
    Texusmc Posts: 129 Member
    the Ex not withstanding? all I get is one? ......hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm thinking
  • ThinLizzie0802
    ThinLizzie0802 Posts: 863 Member
    A girl I've known my whole life who can rename nameless even though she isn't on here. But she is the only person I know who If I ever run into again I will not be able to refrain from physically assaulting her.
  • sixout
    sixout Posts: 3,128 Member
    Ann Coulter. No question. Or Justin Bieber. Pick one. I'll deck their *kitten* for ya.

    Here. This is for you, to make your pick a little easier.

    http://www.anncoulter.com/columns/2014-06-25.html
  • capnrus789
    capnrus789 Posts: 2,736 Member
    MIke Tyson. Becuase it's a free punch, my assumption is he cant' hit back. It would be sweet punch him square in the face and yell, "WHAT?!?!"

    Or that goofy North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un, whateverthef***hisnameis. He could use knuckle sandwich.
  • random_user75
    random_user75 Posts: 157 Member
    Some really good ones were already taken, so I'll go with Gwyneth Paltrow.
  • miss_jessiejane
    miss_jessiejane Posts: 2,819 Member
    That one kid in the third grade who told me I look like a watermelon and then stole my glitter.
  • sixout
    sixout Posts: 3,128 Member
    That one kid in the third grade who told me I look like a watermelon and then stole my glitter.

    what kind of a-hole calls someone a watermelon?
  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
    Can we count Congress as one person?
  • random_user75
    random_user75 Posts: 157 Member
    That one kid in the third grade who told me I look like a watermelon and then stole my glitter.

    Words can hurt, but glitter theft? That's stone-cold bullsh!t.
  • Hophead43
    Hophead43 Posts: 1,634 Member
    Can I just pick the Government as a whole?? They all need a good punch in the face!!
    If I can' t I'll say the Brown's new coach for stirring up that **** between my Pats and the Jets.
  • salembambi
    salembambi Posts: 5,585 Member
    everyone who votes for Stephen Harper

    and also Stephen Harper

    and also all RCMP officers and Police Officers
  • happysquidmuffin
    happysquidmuffin Posts: 651 Member
    President Obama. For taxing me next year because I can't afford health insurance. On second thought, can I give my punch to Mike Tyson and have him punch Obama for me?
  • Hophead43
    Hophead43 Posts: 1,634 Member
    Can we count Congress as one person?

    I second that!!
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
    I know there's someone, I just can't think of that person right now. I really have to be mad, then I'll think of it.
  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
    I know there's someone, I just can't think of that person right now. I really have to be mad, then I'll think of it.

    If you would feel bad for the person afterwards, I volunteer. :laugh:
  • littlebutlean
    littlebutlean Posts: 2,159 Member
    I'm a lover not a fighter. :heart: :heart:
  • Drama_Free_Zone
    Drama_Free_Zone Posts: 149
    The very first person i saw with their pants hanging down beneath their *kitten*. Or the first person i see with their hat cocked to the side.. both things make my eye twitch.
  • roanokejoe49
    roanokejoe49 Posts: 820 Member
    Ann Coulter. No question. Or Justin Bieber. Pick one. I'll deck their *kitten* for ya.

    Here. This is for you, to make your pick a little easier.

    http://www.anncoulter.com/columns/2014-06-25.html

    Forbidden link. Probably for the best.
  • misscem94
    misscem94 Posts: 114 Member
    This woman I knew who tried to ruin friendships between a group I am part of. I don't want to say much, just in case she is on here. For the things she did towards me, I am not overly worried. The way she treated somebody I really care about, however, is a different matter.
  • Phoenix__Rising
    Phoenix__Rising Posts: 9,981 Member
    The very first person i saw with their pants hanging down beneath their *kitten*. Or the first person i see with their hat cocked to the side.. both things make my eye twitch.

    <~ Straightening her hat before the swing and shiner ..
  • gym_king_carlie
    gym_king_carlie Posts: 528 Member
    the guy always snaking around my....now ex (feels weird saying that) but I wouldn't be satisfied knocking out a guy who looks like a toilet brush.
  • Lilly_the_Hillbilly
    Lilly_the_Hillbilly Posts: 914 Member
    Jenny McCarthy.
  • So_Much_Fab
    So_Much_Fab Posts: 1,146 Member
    Kim Kardashian.
  • _Stardust_
    _Stardust_ Posts: 124 Member
    Just one?

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  • sixout
    sixout Posts: 3,128 Member
    Ann Coulter. No question. Or Justin Bieber. Pick one. I'll deck their *kitten* for ya.

    Here. This is for you, to make your pick a little easier.

    http://www.anncoulter.com/columns/2014-06-25.html

    Forbidden link. Probably for the best.

    basically her saying that soccer is causing the moral decay of our country. aka, typical ann coulter bs.

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