If you had one free punch to the face for anyone?

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  • Drama_Free_Zone
    Drama_Free_Zone Posts: 149
    The very first person i saw with their pants hanging down beneath their *kitten*. Or the first person i see with their hat cocked to the side.. both things make my eye twitch.

    <~ Straightening her hat before the swing and shiner ..

    Gasp! I could never do that to you Phoenix! :flowerforyou:
  • roanokejoe49
    roanokejoe49 Posts: 820 Member
    Ann Coulter. No question. Or Justin Bieber. Pick one. I'll deck their *kitten* for ya.

    Here. This is for you, to make your pick a little easier.

    http://www.anncoulter.com/columns/2014-06-25.html

    Forbidden link. Probably for the best.

    basically her saying that soccer is causing the moral decay of our country. aka, typical ann coulter bs.

    Oh, dude. I've seen that one. Almost made my head explode. She's a piece of work, that one.
  • pobalita
    pobalita Posts: 741 Member
    Some really good ones were already taken, so I'll go with Gwyneth Paltrow.

    :laugh: Agreed, but not sure a punch could get rid of that smug look for good.
  • 303enfield
    303enfield Posts: 239 Member
    the guy in HS that started every one bullying me
  • ilyahna2014
    ilyahna2014 Posts: 45
    I'd like to get a free one for all the ones I've ever held in while watching others youth blatantly picking on other awkward youth and people with disabilities.
  • laurie04427
    laurie04427 Posts: 421 Member
    People that pull out in front of me and then go slow as hell. Somehow I'd like to punch them from my car.
  • rowlandsw
    rowlandsw Posts: 1,166 Member
    My god the list is too long. Seriously i can think of at least a dozen people right off the top of my head.
  • littlebutlean
    littlebutlean Posts: 2,159 Member
    My god the list is too long. Seriously i can think of at least a dozen people right off the top of my head.

    Just an angry person !
  • no_russian
    no_russian Posts: 893 Member
    If Cersei Lannister was a real person...
  • MaaKeMeThinn3r
    MaaKeMeThinn3r Posts: 135 Member
    The first person that called me fat in highschool...
  • ooBombshellBeautyoo
    ooBombshellBeautyoo Posts: 232 Member
    President Obama and Hilary Clinton. Yes I get two because that is how I roll.
  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
    President Obama and Hilary Clinton. Yes I get two because that is how I roll.

    Cheater! :laugh:
  • littlebutlean
    littlebutlean Posts: 2,159 Member
    If Cersei Lannister was a real person...

    THIS! I HAVE NEVER HIT A WOMAN BUT I WOULD SLAP THE ABSOLUTE !@#% OUT OF HER. :mad: :mad: :devil: :devil:
  • str8bowbabe
    str8bowbabe Posts: 712 Member
    Well I can only do one so...its between my ex(yeah I know that's original), Obama, and all the Kardashians! So....

    *throws them in the air and starts juggling with Mark Henry's theme song "someone's about to get their *kitten* kicked" playing the background*

    whichever comes down first when the music stops is it!!!!
  • jstavix
    jstavix Posts: 407 Member
    My husband's ex because she won't leave us alone. She got the house, the equity, 30 grand and she still isn't happy. I am thinking I won't hit her, I will just wish the karma fairy would come and visit her already!!
  • ooBombshellBeautyoo
    ooBombshellBeautyoo Posts: 232 Member
    the Kardashians... oh yes I get three punches now.
  • MaaKeMeThinn3r
    MaaKeMeThinn3r Posts: 135 Member
    Well I can only do one so...its between my ex(yeah I know that's original), Obama, and all the Kardashians! So....

    *throws them in the air and starts juggling with Mark Henry's theme song "someone's about to get their *kitten* kicked" playing the background*

    whichever comes down first when the music stops is it!!!!


    I LOVE THE KARDASHIANS THOUGH :noway: :noway: :noway: :noway: :noway:
  • HeidiCooksSupper
    HeidiCooksSupper Posts: 3,831 Member
    A dilemma. How ought one to chose among the Koch brothers?
  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
    the Kardashians... oh yes I get three punches now.

    At this rate, you're going to need to go into training and get Don King to set it up.
  • ooBombshellBeautyoo
    ooBombshellBeautyoo Posts: 232 Member
    President Obama and Hilary Clinton. Yes I get two because that is how I roll.

    Cheater! :laugh:

    No cheating... I just don't follow directions very well.
  • str8bowbabe
    str8bowbabe Posts: 712 Member
    Well I can only do one so...its between my ex(yeah I know that's original), Obama, and all the Kardashians! So....

    *throws them in the air and starts juggling with Mark Henry's theme song "someone's about to get their *kitten* kicked" playing the background*

    whichever comes down first when the music stops is it!!!!


    I LOVE THE KARDASHIANS THOUGH :noway: :noway: :noway: :noway: :noway:

    Ok sorry...just added you to the list for liking the Kardashians! LOL
  • ooBombshellBeautyoo
    ooBombshellBeautyoo Posts: 232 Member
    the Kardashians... oh yes I get three punches now.

    At this rate, you're going to need to go into training and get Don King to set it up.

    I box... so I am covered.
  • janatarnhem
    janatarnhem Posts: 669 Member
    Michael Gove - education Minister who is wrecking education now, but before that started the privatisation process for the NHS.....one punch wouldn't be enough though!
  • Myhaloslipped
    Myhaloslipped Posts: 4,317 Member
    That one kid in the third grade who told me I look like a watermelon and then stole my glitter.

    Something similar happened to me at a rave years ago, but in this kid's defense, he was under the influence of multiple substances and probably meant his comment literally.
  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
    President Obama and Hilary Clinton. Yes I get two because that is how I roll.

    Cheater! :laugh:

    No cheating... I just don't follow directions very well.

    I try to find loopholes in the rules. Case in point, I tried to classify Congress as one person in this thread.
  • Barbeight
    Barbeight Posts: 3
    Michael Vick! Aren't there any other dog lovers out there?
  • silver_arrow3
    silver_arrow3 Posts: 1,373 Member
    Would it be possible to make whatever day I use my punch like Groundhog Day? I'd rather like to use my punch on a single person every day. I think most days it would be my coworker. Other days, my boss. Or maybe the idiot who nearly ran me off the road this morning. The possibilities are ENDLESS!
  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
    Michael Vick! Aren't there any other dog lovers out there?

    But, but, but, you're holding a cat! :laugh:
  • SunofaBeach14
    SunofaBeach14 Posts: 4,899 Member
    Is this a trick question?
  • DBoone85
    DBoone85 Posts: 916 Member
    rickysticky305

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