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    If you had one free punch to the face for anyone?

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    • Posts: 2,819 Member
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      Something similar happened to me at a rave years ago, but in this kid's defense, he was under the influence of multiple substances and probably meant his comment literally.


      :laugh:
    • Posts: 916 Member
      Michael Vick! Aren't there any other dog lovers out there?

      Vick, huh? You know, he did his time. He paid his price. He has asked for forgiveness and taken steps to improve himself. When does this guy get a break? We offer forgiveness to everyone, for everything. Mothers drive cars into the ocean trying to drown their kids, and they get forgiven....but Mike Vick does not get a second chance.

      I don't get it.
    • Posts: 232 Member
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      I try to find loopholes in the rules. Case in point, I tried to classify Congress as one person in this thread.

      They deserve it too for sure.
    • Posts: 1,282 Member
      Some really good ones were already taken, so I'll go with Gwyneth Paltrow.

      Man, I really hate GOOP
    • Posts: 712 Member
      Ok I have thought of truly who I would punch...and she wasn't even on the list to begin with...

      Jane Fonda!!!! - Just one really good hard punch right to her treasoness mouth!
    • Posts: 4,553 Member
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      Vick, huh? You know, he did his time. He paid his price. He has asked for forgiveness and taken steps to improve himself. When does this guy get a break? We offer forgiveness to everyone, for everything. Mothers drive cars into the ocean trying to drown their kids, and they get forgiven....but Mike Vick does not get a second chance.

      I don't get it.

      Not in my book. Certain actions never get forgiven. However, if I was ever in the situation where I could either save Vick or Susan Smith from a burning building, I would save Vick......then punch him in the face.
    • Posts: 139 Member
      I once saw a play where an actor was so bad, all I said in the car ride home was, "I want to punch that talent-less hack in the throat." I said it repeatedly. I'm saving my punch for him.
    • Posts: 223 Member
      my boss :laugh:
    • Posts: 4,553 Member
      Ok I have thought of truly who I would punch...and she wasn't even on the list to begin with...

      Jane Fonda!!!! - Just one really good hard punch right to her treasoness mouth!

      You. I like you. :flowerforyou:

      Now, let's go cold-**** Hanoi-Jane.
    • Posts: 63 Member
      President Obama and Hilary Clinton. Yes I get two because that is how I roll.

      Thats my kind of woman!
    • Posts: 712 Member
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      :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
      Not in my book. Certain actions never get forgiven. However, if I was ever in the situation where I could either save Vick or Susan Smith from a burning building, I would save Vick......then punch him in the face.
    • Posts: 5,276 Member
      Without a doubt, my step-dad's girlfriend. Most annoying, whiny, nosy, self-victimizing person alive.
    • Posts: 1,628 Member
      Damn I honestly can't think of anyone I want to punch in the face... What the hell is wrong with me?
    • Posts: 9,377 Member
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      Not in my book. Certain actions never get forgiven. However, if I was ever in the situation where I could either save Vick or Susan Smith from a burning building, I would save Vick......then punch him in the face.

      :drinker:
    • Posts: 1,564 Member
      I would say nancy pelosi, oprah, etc....
    • Posts: 2,132 Member
      Justin Beiber

      I wish Canada would take him back.
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      Ok I have thought of truly who I would punch...and she wasn't even on the list to begin with...

      Jane Fonda!!!! - Just one really good hard punch right to her treasoness mouth!

      Excellent choice!
    • Posts: 786 Member
      Ryan Reynolds.

      I have no idea what he's like as an actor or a person, he just has the most smug, smackable face.
    • Posts: 712 Member
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      You. I like you. :flowerforyou:

      Now, let's go cold-**** Hanoi-Jane.

      :drinker: Cheers to her punch!!!!
    • Posts: 712 Member
      Ryan Reynolds.

      I have no idea what he's like as an actor or a person, he just has the most smug, smackable face.

      His face is smackable but not with my hand...
    • Posts: 4,902 Member
      Damn I honestly can't think of anyone I want to punch in the face... What the hell is wrong with me?

      hmmm...I can't think of anyone that I'd be willing to break my hand over either...

      Wait! Are my hands taped up? Do I get gloves? That's a different story if my hands are protected...

      let's see....

      nope...still nothing...
    • Posts: 712 Member
      Justin Beiber

      I wish Canada would take him back.

      if they would do that...someone could save a punch!!!
    • Posts: 3,302 Member
      Jack Hanna!!!! GAWD!!! I worked with that man for 2 days! Within an hour of meeting him!

      FACE PUNCH***

      What a complete, and total, idiot!!
    • Posts: 6,109 Member
      I would for sure need 2.

      One for my daughters father and the other for his "fiancee".

      Although she would for sure get it first.
    • Posts: 997 Member
      Michael Vick! Aren't there any other dog lovers out there?
      Agree!! I'll hold him while u kick his *kitten*
    • Posts: 4 Member
      Mine is for this woman I know from church who, when I was significantly overweight, used to make snide remarks about me being fat. And now that I've lost 50 pounds and am slimmer than her, she is saying I look old for 35. Would love to punch her!
    • Posts: 997 Member
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      Vick, huh? You know, he did his time. He paid his price. He has asked for forgiveness and taken steps to improve himself. When does this guy get a break? We offer forgiveness to everyone, for everything. Mothers drive cars into the ocean trying to drown their kids, and they get forgiven....but Mike Vick does not get a second chance.

      I don't get it.
      I haven't forgiven anyone, just bc u spent time in prison doesn't mean your now good person. Anyone who can torture humans or animals are on my punch in the face list
    • Posts: 9,377 Member
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      If you would feel bad for the person afterwards, I volunteer. :laugh:

      Haha! I suck at being mad. There were several times I wanted to punch my ex in the face, but then it goes away. Damn ADD! :bigsmile:
    • Posts: 103 Member
      I would punch my ex's new bf. Why? Because I am sure at some point he will want to do it himself but won't so I'll help him out.
    • Posts: 4,553 Member
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      Haha! I suck at being mad. There were several times I wanted to punch my ex in the face, but then it goes away. Damn ADD! :bigsmile:

      You just have to strike when the iron is hot. :laugh:
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