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What do you do when you are drunk?

Posts: 67 Member
edited February 26 in Chit-Chat
I don't get drunk often but I seem to always make friends in the bathroom. Whether it's me starting the conversation or them starting it. I also get very cheesy and tell people they are great and give unsolicited encouragement. "What he's/she's being a jerk to you! You need to have a sit down and tell him how you feel". bah blah blah. It's bad.

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  • Posts: 22
    Haha I love everyone when I am drunk. Lol. And I start telling jokes.
  • Posts: 962 Member
    I post on here apparently.
  • Posts: 242 Member
    Thankfully i dont turn into a jerk. I usually talk a lot and make people laugh with jokes etc.
  • Posts: 178 Member
    I usually just crawl around on the floor and laugh. Oh and sing. Lol
  • Posts: 40 Member
    Dance, talk too much, hug people, smile
  • Posts: 5,754 Member
    Thankfully i dont turn into a jerk. I usually talk a lot and make people laugh with jokes etc.
    This is me too. I also have been told by my friends that I become slightly flirty, talk in Spanglish, and want to dance with everyone. Male or female, it doesn't matter. Which is the complete opposite of me. I am quite reserved, quiet and a bit shy around people when I am sober.
  • Posts: 67 Member
    hahaha these are funny! We seem to be happy drunks so far!
  • Posts: 411 Member
    I like to have a lot of drunken sex.......lots!!
  • Posts: 210
    I'm a crier when I get too drunk. Something always ends up getting to me. :sad:
  • I have to powder my face n fix my lipstick. And be merry .
  • Posts: 67 Member
    keef1972- I always hear drunk sex isn't good.
  • Posts: 367 Member
    I like to have a lot of drunken sex.......lots!!


    THIS!!

    But usually before that I love to talk and laugh with anyone on that same level
  • Posts: 367 Member
    keef1972- I always hear drunk sex isn't good.


    It might depend on the person. In my case, I get crazy adventurous during drunk sex.
  • Posts: 67 Member
    adventurous is always fun
  • Posts: 1,894 Member
    I have stages of drunkeness...

    stage 1: Flirty - chatty - fun
    stage 2: Dancing
    stage 3: "nympho"
  • Posts: 6,573 Member
    I have stages of drunkeness...

    stage 1: Flirty - chatty - fun
    stage 2: Dancing
    stage 3: "nympho"

    oops alwaya a nyphpho
  • Posts: 1,948 Member
    It depends on the night sometimes I am really chatty and talk to everyone, sometimes I end up counselling people and listening to all their problems, yes, when I'm drunk lol, and apparently I give great advice! Other times I am very philosophical and yet other times I am dancing a lot. But even in all these different moods, I am nearly always horny.
  • Posts: 29 Member
    I get very chatty, then at some point it hits me and I get incredibly tired. I'm not a hyper drunk at all
  • Posts: 1,894 Member

    oops alwaya a nyphpho

    Is that you or me always a nympho? :laugh:

    are you drunk now Sue?:tongue:
  • Posts: 32 Member
    I get really chatty, I talk a million miles an hour, partly to convince people I can have a convo and I'm not drunk. Also I verbally engage everybody on Facebook or on here if I'm drunk and by myself. I also tend to get really handsy with people - Generally not sleazy now that I have a girlfriend, but just really cuddly and stuff.
  • Posts: 312 Member
    I get a little obnoxious and totally fearless. I'm also the funniest person ever, or at least I think so. :p
  • Posts: 51 Member
    I tend to stop caring when I am drunk...say what I think do what I want and make friends with fellow drunk people :D
  • Posts: 3,134 Member
    I don't get drunk often but I seem to always make friends in the bathroom. Whether it's me starting the conversation or them starting it. I also get very cheesy and tell people they are great and give unsolicited encouragement. "What he's/she's being a jerk to you! You need to have a sit down and tell him how you feel". bah blah blah. It's bad.

    :laugh: :heart:
  • Posts: 681 Member
    Usually when drunk I get flirty, unless it's tequila. Then I black out and turn into a raging ***** aparently. Which is really too bad because I love my Margaritas.
  • Posts: 784 Member
    when i get drunk?? the earth starts shaking hahaha
  • Posts: 192 Member
    I fall down:sad:
  • Posts: 1,608 Member
    I do the bathroom friends thing, too. I also get kind of handsy with my female friends. What's a boob grope between friends, right? I *can* get kind of ballsy - like the time I *went up on stage* to heckle a band (to be fair, this happened after the singer started an argument with me for being American...?). I will dance to absolutely anything when I'm drunk. My husband likes to say I'd dance to a car alarm. There are times he's literally come out and dragged me off the dance floor to preserve my dignity when I've been dancing to some real *kitten*. And I also think I can pole dance on anything, which has led to a lot of landing in drunken heaps on the ground. >.<
  • Posts: 893 Member
    Don't drink anymore, but I would attempt parkour.
  • I'm usually very friendly and happy when I drink, not so much lately though so I'm avoiding it. I'd rather have fun when I drink then turn into a puddle of mess.
  • Posts: 2,537 Member
    laugh more than I do when I'm sober, but I dont get drunk anymore.
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