What do you do when you are drunk?

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  • meluhneekay
    meluhneekay Posts: 82
    In the past I would chain smoke and fall giggling into the arms of the nearest drag queen.

    Since I quit smoking, though, I haven't had a drink. Just because I'm not into drinking at home and going out to bars is still too tempting, in regards to lighting up.
  • p8liwag
    p8liwag Posts: 919 Member
    Shy when I'm sober, friendly when buzz.. i know my limit so I don't get drunk :-)
  • darkrose20
    darkrose20 Posts: 1,139 Member
    Suprised no one mentioned this:

    Log the calories.
  • salembambi
    salembambi Posts: 5,585 Member
    I am slightly friendlier when drunk

    but still not that friendly
  • goldmay
    goldmay Posts: 258 Member
    The last time I was drunk I hit on some guy and asked for his email address.
  • plumsparkle
    plumsparkle Posts: 203 Member
    Talk to anyone, wave my hands around and laugh a lot, get tired really suddenly and end up going home and not being able to sleep!! Problem is, I don't drink much now i am counting calories, so one drink can do that now!! Suppose its a cheap night out!
  • Tracey_B_72
    Tracey_B_72 Posts: 1,021 Member
    I get loud when I've had a drink and generally end up hurting myself, be that from falling over, or kicking a toilet door and it coming back at me and giving me a black eye or thinking im in a different pub loo and sitting on a sink counter that wasn't there.
    I'm just generally a clumsy person bit it gets worse with a drink.
  • kittykat11111
    kittykat11111 Posts: 233
    I tend to think I'm a much better dancer than I actually am.
  • akbp77
    akbp77 Posts: 20 Member
    I'm really good at having too much to drink, running into old friends and insisting we should hang out more. A lot of times I make all these plans with people & I wake up hungover the next day and just think, "I'm definitely not doing that..." I'm so glad I've cut back on drinking, haha.
  • Mischievous_Rascal
    Mischievous_Rascal Posts: 1,791 Member
    Depends on the alcohol. Regular nights with my husband and I just get really flirty and tell amazing stories. And then I dance until my husband says it's time to go home. The flirty part is obvious to anyone glancing my way and the story part has been corroborated by sober people. (I like to think they're being totally straight up not merely humouring me.)

    Wine makes me silly, though, so bistro dates with my girlfriend are, well....fun.
  • ChrissyC1985
    ChrissyC1985 Posts: 406 Member
    I am a friendly person anyway so the drink makes me even more flirty and i tend to hug a lot and find everything my friends say incredibly funny. I'm a happy, affectionate drunk person.

    edited for typo.
  • lookin4gains
    lookin4gains Posts: 1,761 Member
    I'm a pretty goofy person normally so when I'm drunk it's just amplified. I like to dance and laugh a lot. And end up buying rounds and drinking more.
  • Meerataila
    Meerataila Posts: 1,885 Member
    I always get hit on by at least one person with mugshot face. But that happens when I'm sober sometimes, too. The crazy ones. They like me.
  • Bucky83
    Bucky83 Posts: 1,194 Member
    Depends on what I'm drinking.

    Red wine? I cry because I think about how everyone else is coupled up and I'm the only single *kitten* left in the world.

    Rum? Ohhhhh, I'm good fun on rum.

    Vodka? I hit on guys.....somehow I end up with confidence and start asking them if they're single (get rejected every time, ouch).

    Scotch? I lose all class and become really friendly with my besties. They know I get perverse when I drink.

    Mixtures? Well, I visit the porcelain god. Until I'm good to go again.
  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
    I see that it is high time I stock up on the alcohol and have a MFP party. :bigsmile:
  • QuiznatoddBidness
    QuiznatoddBidness Posts: 602 Member
    Recent lesson learned: apparently I send inappropriate MFP PMs.
  • nolabone
    nolabone Posts: 117 Member
    The last time I was drunk I hit on some guy and asked for his email address.

    So old school. :laugh:
  • Nurse_Christy
    Nurse_Christy Posts: 276 Member
    Decide it's really really not and I don't really need clothes.
  • FeraFilia
    FeraFilia Posts: 4,664 Member
    I laugh at everything. Even the things that aren't funny.

    I also tend to tell people they are so pretty and then kiss their forehead. :-\
  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
    Decide it's really really not and I don't really need clothes.

    Can I buy you a drink, or ten?
  • Nurse_Christy
    Nurse_Christy Posts: 276 Member
    Decide it's really really not and I don't really need clothes.

    Can I buy you a drink, or ten?

    Vodka please.
  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
    I rarely drink anymore....but that way for 20 or so years now. When I did drink though, I was kind of a mean drunk and ended up in jail many 'o times.
  • Jelaan
    Jelaan Posts: 815 Member
    I dance magnificently well, become extremely beautiful and sexy (as well as gropy lol), flirt a lot, um .... the nympho thing, then after get sleepy and depressed. All to the amusement of my hubby who keeps me out of trouble somewhat. Turning into a cheap drunk since counting my calories so it doesn't take much. Don't enjoy the next day though so don't do it too often.
  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
    Decide it's really really not and I don't really need clothes.

    Can I buy you a drink, or ten?

    Vodka please.

    I'll keep pouring until you warm up. :laugh:
  • QuiznatoddBidness
    QuiznatoddBidness Posts: 602 Member
    I dance magnificently well, become extremely beautiful and sexy (as well as gropy lol), flirt a lot, um .... the nympho thing, then after get sleepy and depressed. All to the amusement of my hubby who keeps me out of trouble somewhat. Turning into a cheap drunk since counting my calories so it doesn't take much. Don't enjoy the next day though so don't do it too often.

    Damn! This was going so great....until that hubby part. :(
  • mestacy010
    mestacy010 Posts: 577 Member
    Call thee wrong pizza place four times.... Wrong side of town :p
  • kmkylemo
    kmkylemo Posts: 1,103
    Turn into a daredevil and of course turn into a drunk sex machine lol
  • littlekitty3
    littlekitty3 Posts: 265 Member
    My ADHD gets out of hand (apparently booze makes it worse). I get chatty, then I dance, then I run outside, back inside, dance, run around. And eventually moon someone if I'm feeling the mood to.
  • Jelaan
    Jelaan Posts: 815 Member
    I dance magnificently well, become extremely beautiful and sexy (as well as gropy lol), flirt a lot, um .... the nympho thing, then after get sleepy and depressed. All to the amusement of my hubby who keeps me out of trouble somewhat. Turning into a cheap drunk since counting my calories so it doesn't take much. Don't enjoy the next day though so don't do it too often.

    Damn! This was going so great....until that hubby part. :(
    I did say somewhat lol
  • cowbellsandcoffee
    cowbellsandcoffee Posts: 2,975 Member
    I don't know...I don't drink. :happy:

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