The single dumbest thing.....

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headofphat
headofphat Posts: 1,599 Member
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....that you've ever heard someone say? It can't be a joke either. It has to be something that you heard someone say that is genuinely the dumbest thing you've ever heard.

I'll start.

As a teenager I got a ticket because I was allegedly going too fast for conditions and spun out and hit a pole. When the police showed up I told them that i wasn't really going that fast but my tires were a little worn and I lost traction. The, obviously super intelligent, police officer told me that cars with slick tires have more traction. :huh: Even though i was a dumb teenager I had to ask him how he figured that was the case. He proceeded to tell me that's why they use slick tires in NASCAR because they get better traction....smh. I asked him to hurry up and write the ticket so I could get away from him.
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