What do you do when you are drunk?

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  • Ldrogers85
    Ldrogers85 Posts: 13 Member
    At home drunk: Start picking a fight and end up crying with the fiance

    Out and about drunk: Start believing I can speak fluent spanish or italian. I cringe to think how bad it really is.
  • kmkylemo
    kmkylemo Posts: 1,103
    I dance magnificently well, become extremely beautiful and sexy (as well as gropy lol), flirt a lot, um .... the nympho thing, then after get sleepy and depressed. All to the amusement of my hubby who keeps me out of trouble somewhat. Turning into a cheap drunk since counting my calories so it doesn't take much. Don't enjoy the next day though so don't do it too often.

    Damn! This was going so great....until that hubby part. :(
    I did say somewhat lol

    What about the other part of that somewhat? Lol
  • Nurse_Christy
    Nurse_Christy Posts: 276 Member
    Decide it's really really not and I don't really need clothes.

    Can I buy you a drink, or ten?

    Vodka please.

    I'll keep pouring until you warm up. :laugh:

    I'm feeling hot already...
  • kmkylemo
    kmkylemo Posts: 1,103
    I get with nurse christy but I do that when I'm sober too lol
  • QuiznatoddBidness
    QuiznatoddBidness Posts: 602 Member
    I dance magnificently well, become extremely beautiful and sexy (as well as gropy lol), flirt a lot, um .... the nympho thing, then after get sleepy and depressed. All to the amusement of my hubby who keeps me out of trouble somewhat. Turning into a cheap drunk since counting my calories so it doesn't take much. Don't enjoy the next day though so don't do it too often.

    Damn! This was going so great....until that hubby part. :(
    I did say somewhat lol

    Oh... this brought me back... just got interesting again. Do tell?
  • WanderingPomme
    WanderingPomme Posts: 601 Member
    I dance better, laugh easier, become an awesome wing woman, and magically know every lyric to every song that's playing and I sing it out loud with my own version of the lyrics :laugh: and oh apparently, I drunk log. Lol:drinker:
  • Megan101792
    Megan101792 Posts: 3,194 Member
    I do not remember.
  • littlebutlean
    littlebutlean Posts: 2,159 Member
    Sometimes? Really stupid #$@! ..
  • CamilleJackie350
    CamilleJackie350 Posts: 124
    i make it rain
  • littlebutlean
    littlebutlean Posts: 2,159 Member
    i make it rain

    Pee a lot? I think we all do when we've had a lot to drink that's pretty standard.
  • jstavix
    jstavix Posts: 407 Member
    I become very lovable and want to make out:)
  • chrisdavey
    chrisdavey Posts: 9,834 Member
    I dance a lot.

    And hug people.

    I'm a happy drunk :happy:
  • Megan101792
    Megan101792 Posts: 3,194 Member
    I dance a lot.

    And hug people.

    I'm a happy drunk :happy:

    i would love to see that
  • BeautifulSoul705
    BeautifulSoul705 Posts: 123 Member
    I get wild and crazy in a fun way. My friends love to be around me when I do get drunk which is not to often. I'm very out going so drunk times it by 100. :)
  • rachelvillalobos39
    rachelvillalobos39 Posts: 27
    lol. I dump my husband for my best friend if she's there. Try and hook him up with her aunt. and burn a pot of tea while loosing my drink in the spice rack.
  • jenilla1
    jenilla1 Posts: 11,118 Member
    Laugh loudly and then go sleep it off.
  • LumberJacck
    LumberJacck Posts: 559 Member
    I've only been drunk once (and that was by accident) but I ended up crying my eyes out about the loss of someone special to me (a 10 year anniversary, too)
  • HunterKiller_deleted
    HunterKiller_deleted Posts: 458
    Drink more
  • sixout
    sixout Posts: 3,128 Member
    Same thing I do when I'm not drunk: Be awesome.
  • TheVimFuego
    TheVimFuego Posts: 2,412 Member
    Start posting on some previously abandoned forum again.
  • joepage612
    joepage612 Posts: 179 Member
    i text people and then wish i hadnt
  • Crimson_Fire
    Crimson_Fire Posts: 2,504 Member
    Giggle way too much.
  • MuscleHeadNerd74
    MuscleHeadNerd74 Posts: 1,930 Member
    honestly **** or sleep...lol just being honest
  • GabriellaMaria
    GabriellaMaria Posts: 150 Member
    I like to have a lot of drunken sex.......lots!!
    this!!!!
    :blushing: :blushing:
  • sixout
    sixout Posts: 3,128 Member
    I like to have a lot of drunken sex.......lots!!
    this!!!!
    :blushing: :blushing:

    So, what are you doing this weekend?

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  • anissa333
    anissa333 Posts: 175 Member
    Im not a big drinker, but when I do. I love the world....way way too friendly!!
  • MuscleHeadNerd74
    MuscleHeadNerd74 Posts: 1,930 Member
    really where you drink at i dont really drink either
  • anissa333
    anissa333 Posts: 175 Member
    lol..just out in georgia...i think its all the years of bartending...i rather be behind the bar making money then on the other side spending it!
  • leggup
    leggup Posts: 2,942 Member
    I get more kissy with my husband (I hate PDA when sober and only really peck in public).

    My eyes get unfocused and my forehead goes slack. I call it botox face.

    I have to text my one friend who I always text when I'm drunk. She always texts me when I'm drunk.

    I used to skin my knees all the time. I have bad supination in my ankles (aka ankles rolling). It would be worse when drunk. I wear better shoes day to day now, so it's less frequent.
  • aimozz
    aimozz Posts: 27
    I go into a giggling fit and become really friendly.

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