What do you do when you are drunk?

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  • ChasingMyBliss
    ChasingMyBliss Posts: 803 Member
    Things that are guaranteed to embarrass me the next day!
  • sukiwabi
    sukiwabi Posts: 221 Member
    I have stages of drunkeness...

    stage 1: Flirty - chatty - fun
    stage 2: Dancing
    stage 3: "nympho"

    this. :drinker:
  • grillnchill
    grillnchill Posts: 772 Member
    Oh, I forgot...I like to smack butts, particularly girls. Yup. No bartender or server was spared. Luckily they knew me and expected it.

    those were the days lol
  • greeneyes0809
    greeneyes0809 Posts: 422 Member
    Photobomb anything and everything
  • patrickblo13
    patrickblo13 Posts: 831 Member
    Photobomb anything and everything

    Can I photobomb your profile picture?
  • BigSpoonSA
    BigSpoonSA Posts: 38 Member
    I sing and dance... I am not allowed to drink anymore :(
  • civilizedworm
    civilizedworm Posts: 796 Member
    .....
  • torchwoodpixie
    torchwoodpixie Posts: 13
    Either have an insane desire to sing poorly along with musicals or attempt to play video games
  • climbing_trees
    climbing_trees Posts: 726 Member
    I have stages of drunkeness...

    stage 1: Flirty - chatty - fun
    stage 2: Dancing
    stage 3: "nympho"

    this. :drinker:
    100%
  • TLwineguzzler
    TLwineguzzler Posts: 289 Member
    Oh, I forgot...I like to smack butts, particularly girls. Yup. No bartender or server was spared. Luckily they knew me and expected it.

    those were the days lol

    LOL! That's how I met my husband - smacked his *kitten* and he dragged me on the dancefloor :bigsmile:
  • Muddy_Yogi
    Muddy_Yogi Posts: 1,459 Member
    I have stages of drunkeness...

    stage 1: Flirty - chatty - fun
    stage 2: Dancing
    stage 3: "nympho"

    Pretty much this...but add in drunken yoga in Stage 2.
  • Beautifulreflections
    Beautifulreflections Posts: 86 Member
    It depends for me.

    There are certain liquors that turn me mean and uncaring about what others think while the majority of booze will make me more chatty, happy or otherwise pleasant to be around (i think?)

    I think the evil drink is a dark rum and the night usually goes like this

    Sip...smile
    sip...smile "so nice to get out"
    sip...did you just look at her *kitten*? :mad:
  • yo_andi
    yo_andi Posts: 2,178 Member
    I have stages of drunkeness...

    stage 1: Flirty - chatty - fun
    stage 2: Dancing
    stage 3: "nympho"

    Pretty much this...but add in drunken yoga in Stage 2.

    FACT: K measures the success of her drinking nights by the size of the shiner she has the next morning.
  • Muddy_Yogi
    Muddy_Yogi Posts: 1,459 Member
    I have stages of drunkeness...

    stage 1: Flirty - chatty - fun
    stage 2: Dancing
    stage 3: "nympho"

    Pretty much this...but add in drunken yoga in Stage 2.

    FACT: K measures the success of her drinking nights by the size of the shiner she has the next morning.

    I cannot argue ... I do this. Warrior three on moonshine is hard YO!
  • JoshTheGiant
    JoshTheGiant Posts: 176 Member
    When I'm drunk I'm like...

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  • GhostriderMav
    GhostriderMav Posts: 308 Member
    I get hyper
  • SPBROOKS68
    SPBROOKS68 Posts: 561 Member
    I lay down "anywhere" and take a nap...
  • trinatrina1984
    trinatrina1984 Posts: 1,018 Member
    Usually i think i'm quite a good drunk but have done some stupid stuff including:

    Tattooing the whole of my boyfriends leg & foot.
    Trying to steal a tiny horse.
    On a family holiday i went out for a pint - ended up at a festival & didn't get back until 8am the next morning
    being unintentionally extremely offensive.
    Tried to show off my mean battle raps.
    Became an ordained minister
  • MexicanOsmosis
    MexicanOsmosis Posts: 382 Member
    I'm usually the "I love you man" guy.
  • April_KT
    April_KT Posts: 332 Member
    Talk a lot!!! Get rowdy then hungry then crash haha
  • bookworm_847
    bookworm_847 Posts: 1,903 Member
    I laugh a lot, talk a lot (I'm usually a quiet person), and tell jokes that I think are dirty, but my sister says are actually only dirty if you're in 2nd grade. :blushing:
  • logicman69
    logicman69 Posts: 1,034 Member
    I'm usually playing a gig when I drink, so most times I am on stage trying to remember how the next song goes (I can't tell you how many times I have "blanked out" on a song or a part of a song). Otherwise I get super flirty and usually have what my friends call "perma-grin" on.

    And I totally enjoy drunken sex. The whole "room spinning" while you are going at it just adds something..... unless you are one of those people that gets sick easy, then don't try it.
  • AsaThorsWoman
    AsaThorsWoman Posts: 2,303 Member
    I get extremely "hands on" with the ladies.
    What a coincidence, me too! And by ladies, I mean two more beers.

    ^^ This! Haha!

    This whole thread is great!
  • AsaThorsWoman
    AsaThorsWoman Posts: 2,303 Member
    i make it rain

    Pee a lot? I think we all do when we've had a lot to drink that's pretty standard.

    No... spend way too much money!

    Do NOT let me shop online intoxicated.

    LOL!
  • Meerataila
    Meerataila Posts: 1,885 Member
    Usually i think i'm quite a good drunk but have done some stupid stuff including:

    Tattooing the whole of my boyfriends leg & foot.
    Trying to steal a tiny horse.
    On a family holiday i went out for a pint - ended up at a festival & didn't get back until 8am the next morning
    being unintentionally extremely offensive.
    Tried to show off my mean battle raps.
    Became an ordained minister

    Best drunken regret list ever!
  • trinatrina1984
    trinatrina1984 Posts: 1,018 Member
    So MFPeople whats the stupidest thing you have done while under the influence?
  • kmkylemo
    kmkylemo Posts: 1,103
    So MFPeople whats the stupidest thing you have done while under the influence?

    I shot myself in the foot repeatedly with a BB gun to see how bad it would hurt lol
  • MyTurn2BHappy
    MyTurn2BHappy Posts: 475 Member
    I'm always horny, but drinking makes it worse! I love dancing and making out when I'm drunk :)
  • jacques57
    jacques57 Posts: 2,129 Member
    Broke a 13-yo daughter's bedroom door down because I was mad at her

    Terrorized my family and wife

    Nearly died of alcohol poisoning on several occasions


    Nothing funny. I stopped drinking Oct 13, 2012.
  • kmkylemo
    kmkylemo Posts: 1,103
    I'm always horny, but drinking makes it worse! I love dancing and making out when I'm drunk :)

    Inviting you out this weekend lol

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