What do you do when you are drunk?

Mostly I have conversations with my drunk husband or friends and enjoy it because I am willing to talk about ANYTHING, ANY TIME but a lot of people (especially female friends) are really inhibited normally and it's fun to talk about stuff with them when they're not as much.

I am also more likely to sing on games like Rock Band, lol.

Really though I'm not that different when drunk than my usual hyperactive self. I "feel it" after drinking quite a small amount but other people usually can't tell.

Usually i think i'm quite a good drunk but have done some stupid stuff including:

Tattooing the whole of my boyfriends leg & foot.
Trying to steal a tiny horse.
On a family holiday i went out for a pint - ended up at a festival & didn't get back until 8am the next morning
being unintentionally extremely offensive.
Tried to show off my mean battle raps.
Became an ordained minister

Best drunken regret list ever!

Aww thanks :blushing:

Woke up in a different state years ago...to this day have no idea how we got there or who was with us

Get very sleepy. I can't hold my booze anymore and i can't stand the smell of hard booze after my last hang over and nearly falling into a bonfire. Plus each drink ups the risk of my meds giving me a seizure.

i'm the girl that dances on the bar :drinker:

sex and skateboarding

not terribly different from my sober life, just more fun :bigsmile:

eta: ...and, if i'm moody, i'll get super texty :blushing:

sex and skateboarding

not terribly different from my sober life, just more fun :bigsmile:

skateboarding while drunk must take some major skill.

sex and skateboarding

not terribly different from my sober life, just more fun :bigsmile:

skateboarding while drunk must take some major skill.

eh, not really. I hurt myself more when I am dead sober, because hubris. when i'm UTI I take extra care. but I am not an aerialist--my wheels never leave the ground--AND I am an una cerveza bandita these days... :ohwell:

Broke a 13-yo daughter's bedroom door down because I was mad at her

Terrorized my family and wife

Nearly died of alcohol poisoning on several occasions


Nothing funny. I stopped drinking Oct 13, 2012.

Congrats on your sobriety.

I either talk a lot or don't talk at all.

Well I get chatty, then tired.

My boyfriend on the other hand, first gets chatty and dancy/singy, then he goes to bed. Then he gets up in the middle of the night to pee and pees in the bedroom, thinking he's in the bathroom. Who does that??!

Mow the lawn

lmao

talk a lot more. become flirty and I tell jokes. and it gives me more confidence.. I like the drunk me, to a point.

Hug things—sometimes animate, oftentimes not.

I don't drink the way I used to, because I almost always got black-out drunk. I'll talk A LOT, drunk MFP, drunk text, drunk FB, drunk IM. I just go really out of my way to talk in any way I can.

Oh, and last time I did get really drunk (which was over a year ago), my DD who was also a coworker drove me home.... I was locked out couldn't find the keys and REALLY had to pee. So I just dropped my pants right there in the garden by the front door not thinking about how my coworker was still in the car to wait and see if I got inside ok......... Yeah everyone knew about it at our next shift.

Take real bad selfies and make them my MFP profile pic!