What do you do when you are drunk?

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  • chmtastic
    chmtastic Posts: 178 Member
    I speak Spanish and no one understands me :sad: lololol
  • Alisontheice
    Alisontheice Posts: 9,611 Member
    I post stuff and send awesome, well inthink emails and texts. Usually the next day they make no sense and make me cringe but for a fleeting moment I feel like I'm brilliant.
    I also have been known to order food, lots of food and give really good tips.
  • roanokejoe49
    roanokejoe49 Posts: 820 Member
    I hug everybody
    I tell everybody how beautiful they are

    I say "This is the best day ever"

    Yeah, but do you let anyone motorboat you?
  • tedrickp
    tedrickp Posts: 1,229 Member
    Laugh. Get Loud. Flirt. Repeat the same questions over and over. Dance. Drink More. Forget things. Drunk text myself into a waking nightmare the next morning.
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    And then

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  • splashtree2
    splashtree2 Posts: 277
    I laugh in front of the face of people if i find something funny, i jocl, i sing
  • tanzmitpalmer
    tanzmitpalmer Posts: 124 Member
    Generally I just fall a lot and smoke too much (or now that I'm vaping, kick up to the highest nic level I have on hand).

    Woe be the drunken nights when everyone has went to sleep though... then I'm on facebook complaining that everyone's asleep and I'm so awesome.
  • j_bark
    j_bark Posts: 1,274 Member
    I wax philosophical. I sit back and observe. I let action come to me. Then I have to get up and get more to drink.

    I have been known to dance, never to sing.

    And my phone needs to go away because drunk kik and snapchat is the best. #whoneedsdrunktexts
  • Sonja1211
    Sonja1211 Posts: 58 Member
    I hug and compliment everyone. EVERYONE. :drinker:
  • Alluminati
    Alluminati Posts: 6,208 Member
    I need to drink to tolerate drunk people.
  • socko6774
    socko6774 Posts: 200
    Make terrible decisions and wake up with regret and a side of Hangover. Then I swear of drinking for life , then repeat the following weekend.
  • stacshelb
    stacshelb Posts: 550 Member
    Get myself in trouble.
  • Justin1434
    Justin1434 Posts: 469 Member
    Drink!
  • Alisontheice
    Alisontheice Posts: 9,611 Member
    Then I swear of drinking for life , then repeat the following weekend.

    Um ya to this!! I've sworn off drinking so many times but then see there's a little bit left in the wine bottle and I'm back not eh wagon.
  • CookNLift
    CookNLift Posts: 3,660 Member
    I steal cool beer glasses and fall asleep on lawns.
  • lavidaloca713
    lavidaloca713 Posts: 169 Member
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    yeah this pretty much sums it up
  • ChasingMyBliss
    ChasingMyBliss Posts: 803 Member
    I offer up lots of random and often inappropriate complements to strangers.
  • teresamwhite
    teresamwhite Posts: 947 Member
    I get flirty and funny apparently when i am drunk. I also steal cigarettes, even though I don't smoke.

    Like someone else said, unless it's tequila...I swear tequila is liquid Satan. Every bar fight I've ever been in had tequila at the mix.
  • bciloveme2014
    bciloveme2014 Posts: 213 Member
    I dance and do karaoke, I also speak Spanish to everybody. My husband says that I am very funny when I am drunk.
  • ValGogo
    ValGogo Posts: 2,168 Member
    I break out in crime when I drink. haha just kidding. I used to get drunk and proceed to do drugs. So, I don't do either anymore.

    However, in the eqarly days, I was fun, happy, funny, sociable and then shortly thereafter I would have to go to sleep. I was a lightweight.
  • Jonesingmucho
    Jonesingmucho Posts: 4,902 Member
    I dance seductively (which kinda looks like staggering),
    flirt outrageously (which kinda sounds like begging),
    make videos (which are usually of the ceiling), and
    drunk text (which kinda goes ...hey u....combover...)
    then I pass out and drool in my hair ...

    I'm much more fun buzzed from a glass of wine than drunk after a bottle...:tongue:
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  • jennilee8380
    jennilee8380 Posts: 134 Member
    I get super touchy and dancey and happy lol

    Then 90% of the time I get sick, so I rarely drink
  • socko6774
    socko6774 Posts: 200
    I get super touchy and dancey and happy lol

    Then 90% of the time I get sick, so I rarely drink
    In for the touchy!
  • BeautifulSoul705
    BeautifulSoul705 Posts: 123 Member
    I love to dance and get everyone on the dance floor. I get pretty wild in a fun way.
  • ComradeTovarich
    ComradeTovarich Posts: 495 Member
    I laugh at everything. And one time I started speaking the rest of the night in a british accent. I was told that it was semi-believable.
  • amw5471
    amw5471 Posts: 111 Member
    I hug everyone. Everyone is my new best friend.
  • Cheekies_
    Cheekies_ Posts: 319 Member
    touchy feely, big time!
    If you don't like to be touched, stay away from me when I'm drunk. If you do like to be touched, stand by me! :drinker:
  • I talk a lot especially when surrounded by new people. Ironically, I'm shy around them when sober. Oh, and sometimes I steal your drinks lol.
  • Saucy_lil_Minx
    Saucy_lil_Minx Posts: 3,302 Member
    Dance on everything, and get quite wild.............Oh wait I do that sober too!!!

    Giggly..........nope sober on that one too!



    Fall on my *kitten* (we'll just change those to $$ so the mods don't get offended).......... Ding Ding Ding!! Winner!!

    Good thing I still bounce well!!! :happy: