Seeking...

Gasp, you are looking for others to replace me already little merchant? I feel betrayed!

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Gasp, you are looking for others to replace me already little merchant? I feel betrayed!

You are irreplaceable! No one has your eyes. :blushing:

See, now you are just going to make me blush! :flowerforyou:

Hmmm, I know many who don't give a rat's *kitten* about intelligence and who are easily offended by sarcasm.

I have far too many of these people in my life. Total downers.

A long walk on the beach sounds amazing right now, but I am stuck at this damn desk.

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Hmmm, I know many who don't give a rat's *kitten* about intelligence and who are easily offended by sarcasm.

I have far too many of these people in my life. Total downers.

So I'm not the only one? Good to know.

Sarcasm and smart *kitten*-ery is a must in my world. Those who are offended by something they don't think is funny make life harder than it needs to be. Lighten up and enjoy life dammit.

I agree completely, and I'm offended!

YAY!!!!!! And I am offended of people being offended..... So did we win?

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Hmmm, I know many who don't give a rat's *kitten* about intelligence and who are easily offended by sarcasm.

I have far too many of these people in my life. Total downers.

So I'm not the only one? Good to know.

Sarcasm and smart *kitten*-ery is a must in my world. Those who are offended by something they don't think is funny make life harder than it needs to be. Lighten up and enjoy life dammit.

I agree completely, and I'm offended!

YAY!!!!!! And I am offended of people being offended..... So did we win?

I'm offended by your offendedness because I was offended by your statement that I agreed with.

I win.

Oh yeah???? Now we're talking.... And my feelings are hurt that you're offended by being offended from agreeing with me that being offended of those offended is offensive. Some People I swear.....

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Hmmm, I know many who don't give a rat's *kitten* about intelligence and who are easily offended by sarcasm.

I have far too many of these people in my life. Total downers.

So I'm not the only one? Good to know.

Sarcasm and smart *kitten*-ery is a must in my world. Those who are offended by something they don't think is funny make life harder than it needs to be. Lighten up and enjoy life dammit.

I agree completely, and I'm offended!

YAY!!!!!! And I am offended of people being offended..... So did we win?

I'm offended by your offendedness because I was offended by your statement that I agreed with.

I win.

Oh yeah???? Now we're talking.... And my feelings are hurt that you're offended by being offended from agreeing with me that being offended of those offended is offensive. Some People I swear.....

Wellllll, my heart is broken from you being offended that I was offended that you were offended that I found your agreeing with me offensive. My head hurts.

You. Complete. Me.