Catfish Confessions

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  • neandermagnon
    neandermagnon Posts: 7,436 Member
    I am technically a neandermagnon (i.e. descended from neanderthal x cro-magnon hybrids) but my avatar isn't me. Also, she's made of plastic and I'm real. And she's a neanderthal, not a neandermagnon.
  • downsizinghoss
    downsizinghoss Posts: 1,035 Member
    my favorite part of a fried catfish, is the tail.
  • solarpower03
    solarpower03 Posts: 12,161 Member
    I am not powered enough to detect catfishes
  • stuart160
    stuart160 Posts: 1,628 Member
    I'm not really an immortal who is 160 years old
  • LoneWolf_70
    LoneWolf_70 Posts: 1,151 Member
    i confess to stretch marks and loose skin.
  • rollng_thundr
    rollng_thundr Posts: 634 Member
    I am vegan only.
  • La_Malfaisante
    La_Malfaisante Posts: 1,509 Member
    I'm not really Evil
  • PetulantOne
    PetulantOne Posts: 2,131 Member
    I am not Boba Fett...or Kermit the Frog :embarassed:
  • _Pseudonymous_
    _Pseudonymous_ Posts: 1,671 Member
    I really and a false name... *runs away crying*




    okay, I'm over it.
  • BrainyBurro
    BrainyBurro Posts: 6,129 Member
    i confess to being pretty fooking awesome!
  • Lilly_the_Hillbilly
    Lilly_the_Hillbilly Posts: 914 Member
    Sometimes I give a ****.
  • _Stardust_
    _Stardust_ Posts: 124 Member
    There is no USDA Recommended daily allowance for sex. Sorry guys and gals.
  • The_Aly_Wei
    The_Aly_Wei Posts: 844 Member
    I have showered since my profile photo was taken.

    Sorry.
  • WeepingAngel81
    WeepingAngel81 Posts: 2,232 Member
    I am certainly no angel nor am I weeping.
  • Iceberg_Simpson
    Iceberg_Simpson Posts: 737 Member
    i confess to being pretty fooking awesome!

    You were for a little but earlier, but now? No so much.

    :P
  • williams969
    williams969 Posts: 2,528 Member
    I really am capable of creating a better, more clever username, even one that does not contain part of my name and a string of numbers. Really, I am better than that IRL. :frown:
  • Erin_goBrahScience
    Erin_goBrahScience Posts: 1,215 Member
    I am not Pam Poovey
  • Mikkimeow
    Mikkimeow Posts: 1,282 Member
    I don't actually meow... in public.
  • Escloflowne
    Escloflowne Posts: 2,038 Member
    I AM actually an Iceberg.

    Sweet, me too!
  • QuietBloom
    QuietBloom Posts: 5,413 Member
    I'm not actually quiet...
  • williams969
    williams969 Posts: 2,528 Member
    There is no USDA Recommended daily allowance for sex. Sorry guys and gals.

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: I spit water on my keyboard at that! Brilliant! But still, I'm a little sad at this revelation. I like you:wink:
  • BrainyBurro
    BrainyBurro Posts: 6,129 Member
    i confess to being pretty fooking awesome!

    You were for a little but earlier, but now? No so much.

    :P

    h8er! :angry:
  • MysteriousMerlin
    MysteriousMerlin Posts: 2,270 Member
    I am not a magical bearded old man.
  • Derp_Diggler
    Derp_Diggler Posts: 1,456 Member
    I am not an incredibly well endowed but dim-witted porn star. Well, that's partially true anyway.
  • MacInCali
    MacInCali Posts: 1,012 Member
    I confess to not being very creative with my name ... I really DO live in Cali.
  • Muddy_Yogi
    Muddy_Yogi Posts: 1,459 Member
    I am not a warrior of any sort nor am I a princess.
  • Wenchilada
    Wenchilada Posts: 472 Member
    I am not covered in hot sauce.

    Yet.
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    I am not a warrior of any sort nor am I a princess.

    :noway:
  • rollng_thundr
    rollng_thundr Posts: 634 Member
    I am the love child of Gilligan and Marianne.
  • jlapey
    jlapey Posts: 1,850 Member
    I am Danaerys Targaryen Queen of the Andals and the Rhoynar and the First Men, Lord of the Seven Kingdoms, Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea, Breaker of Shackles/Chains, Queen of Meereen, Princess of Dragonstone.

    Duh.

    Mother of Dragons??
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