Catfish Confessions

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  • now I want to go fishing...
  • maab_connor
    maab_connor Posts: 3,927 Member
    I don't really like pickles.







    And I have a penis.

    Tell us something we don't know. Yeesh.


    That's too hard.

    that's what she said.
  • MireyGal76
    MireyGal76 Posts: 7,334 Member
    I don't really like pickles.







    And I have a penis.

    Tell us something we don't know. Yeesh.


    That's too hard.

    That's NOT what she said. EVER.
  • NikiaSue
    NikiaSue Posts: 259 Member
    Any time ive ever had to wait for my name to be called by soneone new (dr, job interview, class, etc), they are a little taken back that im not black, asian, hawaiin, or russian. Just plain white hick.

    so I guess I carfish by accident, a lot.
  • vjohn04
    vjohn04 Posts: 2,276 Member
    My name isn't John!
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    I don't really like pickles.







    And I have a penis.

    Tell us something we don't know. Yeesh.


    That's too hard.

    That's NOT what she said. EVER.


    I love all of you. Hard.
  • Building_Bulk
    Building_Bulk Posts: 20,596 Member
    My profile pic was taken while out catfishing but even though I can catch them not sure I would recognize them on MFP.
  • Laurenloveswaffles
    Laurenloveswaffles Posts: 535 Member
    Parys has three legs, I do not.

    *waits for a kind gentleman to say that he has three legs so that I can send him a very nice PM*

    I have 3 legs?

    She never PM'ed me. It was a lie.

    I'VE BEEN CATFISHED!

    Flowers are asexual. I am a flower. Sorry :flowerforyou:
  • _BearNecessities_
    _BearNecessities_ Posts: 432 Member
    My name isn't John!

    Lies. You definitely look like a John.
  • Docmahi
    Docmahi Posts: 1,603 Member
    I am Danaerys Targaryen Queen of the Andals and the Rhoynar and the First Men, Lord of the Seven Kingdoms, Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea, Breaker of Shackles/Chains, Queen of Meereen, Princess of Dragonstone.

    Duh.

    you left out unburnt!!!

    (what a noob :p)
  • Rage_Phish
    Rage_Phish Posts: 1,507 Member
    i do indeed rage phish
  • Igotthatcake
    Igotthatcake Posts: 169 Member
    Not my butt but when I am done it will be :)
  • LittleLazySheep
    LittleLazySheep Posts: 15 Member
    My display photo isn't me, although I've never said it is (and it's a bit obvious it's not) I still feel like I should confess :)
  • psych101
    psych101 Posts: 1,842 Member
    I do not teach psychology 101
  • _BearNecessities_
    _BearNecessities_ Posts: 432 Member
    Not my butt but when I am done it will be :)

    Whose is it?? Because I love her.
  • ComradeTovarich
    ComradeTovarich Posts: 495 Member
    I shot J.R.
  • SugarBabyGirl
    SugarBabyGirl Posts: 7,026 Member
    I am not really a cricket
  • meridianova
    meridianova Posts: 438 Member
    i'm not really that hot.
  • Some_Watery_Tart
    Some_Watery_Tart Posts: 2,250 Member
    I'm not as tan as I look in my picture.
  • moraiwebird
    moraiwebird Posts: 71 Member
    I'm neither a cup of tea, nor a black bird.
  • TX_Rhon
    TX_Rhon Posts: 1,549 Member
    These aren't my glasses!
  • mrspinky85
    mrspinky85 Posts: 79 Member
    This picture of me is old because I have no new pics. But, I am mrspinky :)
  • BeccaBollons
    BeccaBollons Posts: 652 Member
    I'm not smiling. It's wind.
    But my name IS Becca.
  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
    I don't really like pickles.







    And I have a penis.

    Tell us something we don't know. Yeesh.


    That's too hard.

    See a doctor if it's been more than four hours.
  • arewethereyet
    arewethereyet Posts: 18,702 Member
    I actually am there
  • 20Grit
    20Grit Posts: 752 Member
    I'm still gritty. :explode:
  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
    My name isn't John!

    Mine is.
  • SunofaBeach14
    SunofaBeach14 Posts: 4,899 Member
    I may be a bit of an SOB
  • FrozenSongBird
    FrozenSongBird Posts: 3,892 Member
    Im not a Songbird, nor am I frozen... however I can sing like a bird =)
  • MonaLisaLianne
    MonaLisaLianne Posts: 398 Member
    I'm not the real Mona Lisa.