How to Tell Your Spouse That They're Fat

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1. “Accidentally” take unflattering pictures of your spouse when out. Make sure if he or she asks if the picture makes her “look fat” that you do not soften the blow.

2. “Accidentally” buy and outfit or piece of clothing a little small and suggest that the sales lady said it was for “smaller women” or for an “athletic man.” The suggestion that you believe she/he is a “smaller” women or he is an “athletic” man perhaps will motivate your husband or wife to achieve that goal.

3. If she wears an outfit that she has outgrown tell her that you “don’t like how that outfit looks on her anymore, this should play on his or her insecurities.

4. Create a screensaver or an image on the desktop, which is a collage of overweight females, or males (depending on your spouse’s gender), place the word “YUK” in the middle of it, and leave it on the computer.

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  • Posts: 3,473 Member
    You're on quite a roll today.
  • Posts: 3,069 Member
    He's always on a roll. Must be a full moon today though!:laugh:
  • Posts: 2,819 Member
    I prefer to keep my man chubby, so other ladies won't look at him. Because I can't possibly trust him to be faithful if he's in good shape.
  • Posts: 2,135 Member
    He's always on a roll. Must be a full moon today though!:laugh:

    :drinker: :flowerforyou:
  • Posts: 1,469 Member
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  • Posts: 247 Member
    You're on quite a roll today.

    :drinker:
  • Posts: 4,433 Member
    1. “Accidentally” take unflattering pictures of your spouse when out. Make sure if he or she asks if the picture makes her “look fat” that you do not soften the blow.

    2. “Accidentally” buy and outfit or piece of clothing a little small and suggest that the sales lady said it was for “smaller women” or for an “athletic man.” The suggestion that you believe she/he is a “smaller” women or he is an “athletic” man perhaps will motivate your husband or wife to achieve that goal.

    3. If she wears an outfit that she has outgrown tell her that you “don’t like how that outfit looks on her anymore, this should play on his or her insecurities.

    4. Create a screensaver or an image on the desktop, which is a collage of overweight females, or males (depending on your spouse’s gender), place the word “YUK” in the middle of it, and leave it on the computer.

    I'd go with number 4 definitely. :laugh:
  • Posts: 1,671 Member
    I prefer to keep my man chubby, so other ladies won't look at him. Because I can't possibly trust him to be faithful if he's in good shape.

    ^^^She's a feeder
  • Posts: 3,927 Member
    I prefer to keep my man chubby, so other ladies won't look at him. Because I can't possibly trust him to be faithful if he's in good shape.

    but that would make your relationship healthier. don't you want to be in a healthy relationship??
  • Posts: 5,044 Member
    I would just tell them..."see, this is why we can't have nice things!"
    Then look at the broken recliner and back at them!:angry:
  • Posts: 31 Member
    if you're genuinely fearful for your partner's health, tell them straight.

    why are all your posts, OP, directed at men, talking about women? why are your topics unnecessarily cruel? if my partner did any of that to me, i'd throw him out.
  • Posts: 346 Member
    What the hell?!
  • Posts: 3,779 Member
    You're on quite a roll today.

    I was thinking the exact same thing
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  • Posts: 2,819 Member

    but that would make your relationship healthier. don't you want to be in a healthy relationship??

    Shoot!!! Now I don't know WHAT to do!!! I'm so conflicted!!! So maybe I should fatten him up, then make him feel bad and lose the weight so he cheats and our relationship is healthy? Can I get fat? Or would that not be ok? Wait, no!! I've got it! I'll cheat, while I make him fat! Then we'll have the perfect relationship!!
  • Posts: 3,779 Member
    if you're genuinely fearful for your partner's health, tell them straight.

    why are all your posts, OP, directed at men, talking about women? why are your topics unnecessarily cruel? if my partner did any of that to me, i'd throw him out.

    you gotta post what you know.
  • Posts: 3,128 Member
    I prefer to keep my man chubby, so other ladies won't look at him. Because I can't possibly trust him to be faithful if he's in good shape.

    You're in luck, I never leave the chubby phase.
  • Posts: 2,270 Member
    I like him chubby, I can cup his boobies better.
  • Posts: 4,899 Member

    Just from the second comment I knew who the original comment was from.

    Also anyone wanna back up my theory that RoadDog's wife has hacked his account and is trying to drive off as many women as possible?

    Brilliant plot. Sneaky womenz
  • Posts: 1,974 Member
    This is cute enough to make me want to pinch those cheeks.
  • Posts: 3,927 Member

    Shoot!!! Now I don't know WHAT to do!!! I'm so conflicted!!! So maybe I should fatten him up, then make him feel bad and lose the weight so he cheats and our relationship is healthy? Can I get fat? Or would that not be ok? Wait, no!! I've got it! I'll cheat, while I make him fat! Then we'll have the perfect relationship!!

    NOW you're thinking!!
  • Posts: 317 Member
    Put a lock on the fridge?
  • Posts: 2,819 Member

    NOW you're thinking!!

    I'm gonna go bake some cookies and sign up for Tinder now, brb.
  • Posts: 11,788 Member

    I was thinking the exact same thing

    Bored at work.
  • Posts: 4
    LOL - you folks are funny - my kids said it in a fun way.
    Jelly Belly
    Chubby Wubby

    and the list goes on....
  • Posts: 327 Member
    Simple: Fill your browser history with Plumper and BBW porn. When she asks you about it just smile and say "you gotta do what you gotta do ... "
  • Posts: 267 Member
    Tic-a-lock and let someone else tell them. Don't go there. If your spouse is fat believe me they ALREADY KNOW.
  • Posts: 327 Member
    Tic-a-lock and let someone else tell them. Don't go there. If your spouse is fat believe me they ALREADY KNOW.

    It's not about informing them that they're fat. We know they know.
  • Posts: 194
    I would just tell them..."see, this is why we can't have nice things!"
    Then look at the broken recliner and back at them!:angry:

    :laugh: *kitten*!
  • Posts: 1,358 Member
    :drinker: Let us all know how that works out for ya lol :laugh:

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