How to Tell Your Spouse That They're Fat

TheRoadDog
TheRoadDog Posts: 11,788 Member
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1. “Accidentally” take unflattering pictures of your spouse when out. Make sure if he or she asks if the picture makes her “look fat” that you do not soften the blow.

2. “Accidentally” buy and outfit or piece of clothing a little small and suggest that the sales lady said it was for “smaller women” or for an “athletic man.” The suggestion that you believe she/he is a “smaller” women or he is an “athletic” man perhaps will motivate your husband or wife to achieve that goal.

3. If she wears an outfit that she has outgrown tell her that you “don’t like how that outfit looks on her anymore, this should play on his or her insecurities.

4. Create a screensaver or an image on the desktop, which is a collage of overweight females, or males (depending on your spouse’s gender), place the word “YUK” in the middle of it, and leave it on the computer.
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  • ew_david
    ew_david Posts: 3,473 Member
    You're on quite a roll today.
  • Lisa1971
    Lisa1971 Posts: 3,069 Member
    He's always on a roll. Must be a full moon today though!:laugh:
  • miss_jessiejane
    miss_jessiejane Posts: 2,819 Member
    I prefer to keep my man chubby, so other ladies won't look at him. Because I can't possibly trust him to be faithful if he's in good shape.
  • TheNewPriceIsLoading
    TheNewPriceIsLoading Posts: 2,135 Member
    He's always on a roll. Must be a full moon today though!:laugh:

    :drinker: :flowerforyou:
  • kinkyslinky16
    kinkyslinky16 Posts: 1,469 Member
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  • ColeCake292012
    ColeCake292012 Posts: 247 Member
    You're on quite a roll today.

    :drinker:
  • skippygirlsmom
    skippygirlsmom Posts: 4,433 Member
    1. “Accidentally” take unflattering pictures of your spouse when out. Make sure if he or she asks if the picture makes her “look fat” that you do not soften the blow.

    2. “Accidentally” buy and outfit or piece of clothing a little small and suggest that the sales lady said it was for “smaller women” or for an “athletic man.” The suggestion that you believe she/he is a “smaller” women or he is an “athletic” man perhaps will motivate your husband or wife to achieve that goal.

    3. If she wears an outfit that she has outgrown tell her that you “don’t like how that outfit looks on her anymore, this should play on his or her insecurities.

    4. Create a screensaver or an image on the desktop, which is a collage of overweight females, or males (depending on your spouse’s gender), place the word “YUK” in the middle of it, and leave it on the computer.

    I'd go with number 4 definitely. :laugh:
  • _Pseudonymous_
    _Pseudonymous_ Posts: 1,671 Member
    I prefer to keep my man chubby, so other ladies won't look at him. Because I can't possibly trust him to be faithful if he's in good shape.

    ^^^She's a feeder
  • maab_connor
    maab_connor Posts: 3,927 Member
    I prefer to keep my man chubby, so other ladies won't look at him. Because I can't possibly trust him to be faithful if he's in good shape.

    but that would make your relationship healthier. don't you want to be in a healthy relationship??
  • Cliffslosinit
    Cliffslosinit Posts: 5,044 Member
    I would just tell them..."see, this is why we can't have nice things!"
    Then look at the broken recliner and back at them!:angry:
  • anna_toffee
    anna_toffee Posts: 31 Member
    if you're genuinely fearful for your partner's health, tell them straight.

    why are all your posts, OP, directed at men, talking about women? why are your topics unnecessarily cruel? if my partner did any of that to me, i'd throw him out.
  • nyboer
    nyboer Posts: 346 Member
    What the hell?!
  • wolverine66
    wolverine66 Posts: 3,779 Member
    You're on quite a roll today.

    I was thinking the exact same thing
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  • miss_jessiejane
    miss_jessiejane Posts: 2,819 Member
    I prefer to keep my man chubby, so other ladies won't look at him. Because I can't possibly trust him to be faithful if he's in good shape.

    but that would make your relationship healthier. don't you want to be in a healthy relationship??

    Shoot!!! Now I don't know WHAT to do!!! I'm so conflicted!!! So maybe I should fatten him up, then make him feel bad and lose the weight so he cheats and our relationship is healthy? Can I get fat? Or would that not be ok? Wait, no!! I've got it! I'll cheat, while I make him fat! Then we'll have the perfect relationship!!
  • wolverine66
    wolverine66 Posts: 3,779 Member
    if you're genuinely fearful for your partner's health, tell them straight.

    why are all your posts, OP, directed at men, talking about women? why are your topics unnecessarily cruel? if my partner did any of that to me, i'd throw him out.

    you gotta post what you know.
  • sixout
    sixout Posts: 3,128 Member
    I prefer to keep my man chubby, so other ladies won't look at him. Because I can't possibly trust him to be faithful if he's in good shape.

    You're in luck, I never leave the chubby phase.
  • MysteriousMerlin
    MysteriousMerlin Posts: 2,270 Member
    I like him chubby, I can cup his boobies better.
  • SunofaBeach14
    SunofaBeach14 Posts: 4,899 Member
    I prefer to keep my man chubby, so other ladies won't look at him. Because I can't possibly trust him to be faithful if he's in good shape.

    ^^^She's a feeder

    Just from the second comment I knew who the original comment was from.

    Also anyone wanna back up my theory that RoadDog's wife has hacked his account and is trying to drive off as many women as possible?

    Brilliant plot. Sneaky womenz
  • AglaeaC
    AglaeaC Posts: 1,974 Member
    This is cute enough to make me want to pinch those cheeks.
  • maab_connor
    maab_connor Posts: 3,927 Member
    I prefer to keep my man chubby, so other ladies won't look at him. Because I can't possibly trust him to be faithful if he's in good shape.

    but that would make your relationship healthier. don't you want to be in a healthy relationship??

    Shoot!!! Now I don't know WHAT to do!!! I'm so conflicted!!! So maybe I should fatten him up, then make him feel bad and lose the weight so he cheats and our relationship is healthy? Can I get fat? Or would that not be ok? Wait, no!! I've got it! I'll cheat, while I make him fat! Then we'll have the perfect relationship!!

    NOW you're thinking!!
  • aarnwine2013
    aarnwine2013 Posts: 317 Member
    Put a lock on the fridge?
  • miss_jessiejane
    miss_jessiejane Posts: 2,819 Member
    I prefer to keep my man chubby, so other ladies won't look at him. Because I can't possibly trust him to be faithful if he's in good shape.

    but that would make your relationship healthier. don't you want to be in a healthy relationship??

    Shoot!!! Now I don't know WHAT to do!!! I'm so conflicted!!! So maybe I should fatten him up, then make him feel bad and lose the weight so he cheats and our relationship is healthy? Can I get fat? Or would that not be ok? Wait, no!! I've got it! I'll cheat, while I make him fat! Then we'll have the perfect relationship!!

    NOW you're thinking!!

    I'm gonna go bake some cookies and sign up for Tinder now, brb.
  • TheRoadDog
    TheRoadDog Posts: 11,788 Member
    You're on quite a roll today.

    I was thinking the exact same thing

    Bored at work.
  • coolterri
    coolterri Posts: 4
    LOL - you folks are funny - my kids said it in a fun way.
    Jelly Belly
    Chubby Wubby

    and the list goes on....
  • sseqwnp
    sseqwnp Posts: 327 Member
    Simple: Fill your browser history with Plumper and BBW porn. When she asks you about it just smile and say "you gotta do what you gotta do ... "
  • lbesaw
    lbesaw Posts: 267 Member
    Tic-a-lock and let someone else tell them. Don't go there. If your spouse is fat believe me they ALREADY KNOW.
  • sseqwnp
    sseqwnp Posts: 327 Member
    Tic-a-lock and let someone else tell them. Don't go there. If your spouse is fat believe me they ALREADY KNOW.

    It's not about informing them that they're fat. We know they know.
  • ShannonS921
    ShannonS921 Posts: 194
    I would just tell them..."see, this is why we can't have nice things!"
    Then look at the broken recliner and back at them!:angry:

    :laugh: *kitten*!
  • Kitten2629
    Kitten2629 Posts: 1,358 Member
    :drinker: Let us all know how that works out for ya lol :laugh:

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