How to Tell Your Spouse That They're Fat

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  • maab_connor
    maab_connor Posts: 3,927 Member
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    I prefer to keep my man chubby, so other ladies won't look at him. Because I can't possibly trust him to be faithful if he's in good shape.

    but that would make your relationship healthier. don't you want to be in a healthy relationship??

    Shoot!!! Now I don't know WHAT to do!!! I'm so conflicted!!! So maybe I should fatten him up, then make him feel bad and lose the weight so he cheats and our relationship is healthy? Can I get fat? Or would that not be ok? Wait, no!! I've got it! I'll cheat, while I make him fat! Then we'll have the perfect relationship!!

    NOW you're thinking!!
  • aarnwine2013
    aarnwine2013 Posts: 317 Member
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    Put a lock on the fridge?
  • miss_jessiejane
    miss_jessiejane Posts: 2,819 Member
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    I prefer to keep my man chubby, so other ladies won't look at him. Because I can't possibly trust him to be faithful if he's in good shape.

    but that would make your relationship healthier. don't you want to be in a healthy relationship??

    Shoot!!! Now I don't know WHAT to do!!! I'm so conflicted!!! So maybe I should fatten him up, then make him feel bad and lose the weight so he cheats and our relationship is healthy? Can I get fat? Or would that not be ok? Wait, no!! I've got it! I'll cheat, while I make him fat! Then we'll have the perfect relationship!!

    NOW you're thinking!!

    I'm gonna go bake some cookies and sign up for Tinder now, brb.
  • TheRoadDog
    TheRoadDog Posts: 11,788 Member
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    You're on quite a roll today.

    I was thinking the exact same thing

    Bored at work.
  • coolterri
    coolterri Posts: 4
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    LOL - you folks are funny - my kids said it in a fun way.
    Jelly Belly
    Chubby Wubby

    and the list goes on....
  • sseqwnp
    sseqwnp Posts: 327 Member
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    Simple: Fill your browser history with Plumper and BBW porn. When she asks you about it just smile and say "you gotta do what you gotta do ... "
  • lbesaw
    lbesaw Posts: 267 Member
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    Tic-a-lock and let someone else tell them. Don't go there. If your spouse is fat believe me they ALREADY KNOW.
  • sseqwnp
    sseqwnp Posts: 327 Member
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    Tic-a-lock and let someone else tell them. Don't go there. If your spouse is fat believe me they ALREADY KNOW.

    It's not about informing them that they're fat. We know they know.
  • ShannonS921
    ShannonS921 Posts: 194
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    I would just tell them..."see, this is why we can't have nice things!"
    Then look at the broken recliner and back at them!:angry:

    :laugh: *kitten*!
  • Kitten2629
    Kitten2629 Posts: 1,358 Member
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    :drinker: Let us all know how that works out for ya lol :laugh:
  • ValerieMartini2Olives
    ValerieMartini2Olives Posts: 3,024 Member
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    You just do it. When my bf and I first met, he was fit and lean around 230 at 6'3". I was about 260 at 5'5". He ultimately dumped me because I was too fat.

    During the time we were disconnected, he made it down to a slim 215. I lost about 40 pounds.

    We reconnected and my 40 pound weight loss made it enough for me to not be too fat for him. He wasn't the slim 215 he was, nor was he 230. He was around 250. His weight gain didn't bother me much becausw I always thought he was HOT.

    Now we have been together for 6 months and his weight has been steadily creeping up. He has stopped working out and I see manboobs and a stomach fat. His weight gain in noticeable. And it isn't so much the weight gain. It is the loss of muscle from no exercise. He is starting to look sloppy. He does not stand as tall as he can from all this extra weight.

    I told him the other night while we were in bed. I gave him the WE HAD TO TALK speech and I explained to him everything I just said. My thought was he was 270, gaining 55 pounds in a year. Well, the next morning, he weight himself. He was 285. He has gained 70 pounds in a year. When I pointed that out to him, I think the lightbulb clicked on.

    Yeah it is a tough conversation to have. And yes, if you really love someone, you love them no matter their weight. But if it is affecting your health, posture, energy, attraction, etc, you have to be honest about it. Communication is key.
  • harribeau2012
    harribeau2012 Posts: 644 Member
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    by long distance phone call
  • JoRocka
    JoRocka Posts: 17,525 Member
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    So mid fight- RIP (yes RIP) off your shirt

    and scream YOU GET ALL OF THIS!!!!!!


    I WORK DAMN HARD FOR THIS.

    Then drop trow- turn around and say- you like this *kitten*... it's because I work da*n hard for it- and you dont' care.

    YOU DON"T CARE. YOU DON"T CARE WHAT I THINK ABOUT YOU APPARENTLY AND YOU DON"T CARE THAT I APPRECIATE MYSELF AND YOU ENOUGH TO TAKE DA*N GOOD CARE OF MY BODY.


    and just see where it goes.






















    pulled from the real life stories of Jo's bad desicions...






























    and no- it doesn't really work.
  • _KitKat_
    _KitKat_ Posts: 1,066 Member
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    I prefer to keep my man chubby, so other ladies won't look at him. Because I can't possibly trust him to be faithful if he's in good shape.

    but that would make your relationship healthier. don't you want to be in a healthy relationship??

    Shoot!!! Now I don't know WHAT to do!!! I'm so conflicted!!! So maybe I should fatten him up, then make him feel bad and lose the weight so he cheats and our relationship is healthy? Can I get fat? Or would that not be ok? Wait, no!! I've got it! I'll cheat, while I make him fat! Then we'll have the perfect relationship!!

    As long as you married for money, did you miss the other thread. You really are not trying here :drinker:
  • devil_in_a_blue_dress
    devil_in_a_blue_dress Posts: 5,214 Member
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    :yawn:

    -10/10
  • ashdawg8790
    ashdawg8790 Posts: 819 Member
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    I just tell my hubby he looks like Jim Carey from "The Grinch". :laugh:
  • seltzermint555
    seltzermint555 Posts: 10,741 Member
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    4. Create a screensaver or an image on the desktop, which is a collage of overweight females, or males (depending on your spouse’s gender), place the word “YUK” in the middle of it, and leave it on the computer.

    laughing so hard right now at work...YESSSS
  • PurringMyrrh
    PurringMyrrh Posts: 5,276 Member
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    "Honey, now that we both can't see your penis anymore..."
  • SnuggleSmacks
    SnuggleSmacks Posts: 3,731 Member
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    Don't dictate my relationship, you backseat driver!!

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  • Veil5577
    Veil5577 Posts: 868 Member
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    While wearing a suit of armor and carrying a four leaf clover.

    And it probably won't save you.

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