Protein farts!
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Tell your spouse it is your intestines blowing them a kiss...:laugh:0
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Fiber One bars will usually fix any gas issues you may have. Seriously, eat two for lunch.
Well played...0 -
Hazard of a high protein diet. My boyfriend is like, OMG STOP! But then I tell him that's how I show my affection and not to resist my methane cuddles. Then I give him a romantic dutch oven and slap him on the *kitten*.
OMG, I burst out laughing...so funny!0 -
What is this phenom you speak of?!? You just gave me motivation to increase my protein intake that much more0
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LOL seeing the title of this thread was enough to make me giggle. Been there done that LOL0
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I eat a lot of protein and am proud of my raunchy farts.0
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Why would you want to get rid of it?0
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Hazard of a high protein diet. My boyfriend is like, OMG STOP! But then I tell him that's how I show my affection and not to resist my methane cuddles. Then I give him a romantic dutch oven and slap him on the *kitten*.
^^^:laugh: :laugh: :drinker:0 -
Hazard of a high protein diet. My boyfriend is like, OMG STOP! But then I tell him that's how I show my affection and not to resist my methane cuddles. Then I give him a romantic dutch oven and slap him on the *kitten*.
Best forum post ever.0 -
Fiber One bars will usually fix any gas issues you may have. Seriously, eat two for lunch.
Well played...
My husband's work has Fiber Fridays, someone brings in a super big box of Fiber Ones from Sam's and they share their farts with everyone on the loud speaker.0 -
I thought that was the reason we ate so much protein. Am I missing something?0
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Does anyone know how to reduce the potency of this legendary gas?
The best way is probably to just keep pounding down the protein, even increase it a little. Eventually, once your kidneys fail, you won't have to worry about the gas any more. Easy.0 -
LIGHT A MATCH
Almost lost my 8th glass of water out of my nose on this one....NOW I know I'm tired and going to bed as this struck me incredibly funny. Have a good night all and tomorrow is another day to work on your goals.0 -
As we all know the best farts are SBDs, if that's what ya got ya should be riding in ALOT of elevators, nothin like droppin that bomb as you exit!!!!0
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You're taking more protein than your body can process.
Either reduce protein intake, or take additional nutrition to increase your body's capacity to take in / metabolize protein.
Alternatively, you can take ProBiotic yoghurt, they will not increase your protein intake, however they might help reduce the effects somewhat, by breaking down remaining protein/energy in the waste.
You could also try to find protein drinks with less sugar. An overconsumption of sugar also leads to gastritits, and could make your farts more smelly.0 -
@mojohowitz - you are telling them to eat fiber one bars to resolve the issue? You are evil sir...dastardly evil0
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Hazard of a high protein diet. My boyfriend is like, OMG STOP! But then I tell him that's how I show my affection and not to resist my methane cuddles. Then I give him a romantic dutch oven and slap him on the *kitten*.
girl after my own heart.0 -
This got me giggling, mostly because I've been there. I suffer with digestive issues, always have, always will. One thing that I found helps with gas, bloating and general abdominal discomfort it probiotics. I take it with breakfast and feel great all day.0
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This got me giggling, mostly because I've been there. I suffer with digestive issues, always have, always will. One thing that I found helps with gas, bloating and general abdominal discomfort it probiotics. I take it with breakfast and feel great all day.0
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to be honest, when im eating alot of protein and clean eating I have ALOT LESS gas then when im eating crap.0
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