NYC etiquette

patfriendly
patfriendly Posts: 263 Member
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If you are in NYC, please follow these etiquette

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  • rachelliptic
    rachelliptic Posts: 22 Member
    WHOEVER IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THESE IS MY NEW GOD.
  • kinkyslinky16
    kinkyslinky16 Posts: 1,469 Member
    Hilarious. I really miss NYC.

    Mmmmmmm $1 pizza.
  • kinkyslinky16
    kinkyslinky16 Posts: 1,469 Member
    Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Pomme Frittes............ Why do I live in Texas??? Ugh!!
  • 60sPanda
    60sPanda Posts: 303 Member
    Love this - apart from the village and bodega ones these also apply to London!
  • randomtai
    randomtai Posts: 9,003 Member
    HAHAHAHA SPOT ON!!!!! :drinker: :drinker: :drinker:
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  • GorillaNJ
    GorillaNJ Posts: 4,024 Member
    The only one I disagree with is the umbrella one... and amend it to say the bigger the Umbrella you use the bigger an @$$hole you are. Golf Umbrellas are not made for busy streets!
  • SassyMoonbeams
    SassyMoonbeams Posts: 229 Member
    NYC Etiquette is an oxymoron
  • WandaWoman41
    WandaWoman41 Posts: 153 Member
    Love this! "There's nothin' you can't do when you're in New York!"
  • kwaz29
    kwaz29 Posts: 190 Member
    The only one I disagree with is the umbrella one... and amend it to say the bigger the Umbrella you use the bigger an @$$hole you are. Golf Umbrellas are not made for busy streets!

    This! And the worst is when the people with the giant umbrellas walk under all of the overhangs, (awnings?) from the buildings, forcing any poor hapless soul who may have forgotten their umbrella (always me) to go out into the rain. If you have an umbrella, don't take the roof too!
  • randomtai
    randomtai Posts: 9,003 Member
    The only one I disagree with is the umbrella one... and amend it to say the bigger the Umbrella you use the bigger an @$$hole you are. Golf Umbrellas are not made for busy streets!

    This! And the worst is when the people with the giant umbrellas walk under all of the overhangs, (awnings?) from the buildings, forcing any poor hapless soul who may have forgotten their umbrella (always me) to go out into the rain. If you have an umbrella, don't take the roof too!

    Yes!!!! This!!
  • 126siany
    126siany Posts: 1,386 Member
    Love this!
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  • headofphat
    headofphat Posts: 1,597 Member
    This is why NYC sucks!
  • k8blujay2
    k8blujay2 Posts: 4,941 Member
    Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Pomme Frittes............ Why do I live in Texas??? Ugh!!

    I make my own Pomme Frittes.. ;)


    but on the etiquette thing... in my two days that I stayed in NYC... I learned REAL quick that I don't have as much personal space on a sidewalk as I do down here in Texas.
  • k8blujay2
    k8blujay2 Posts: 4,941 Member
    That's awesome, and they included a cat in the bodega!

    Also I don't care where you live, if you walk 4 abreast down the sidewalk I wish slow death on you and your 3 loser friends.


    I agree... this ticks me off like none other...
  • Cranquistador
    Cranquistador Posts: 39,744 Member
    :drinker:
  • kinkyslinky16
    kinkyslinky16 Posts: 1,469 Member
    Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Pomme Frittes............ Why do I live in Texas??? Ugh!!

    I make my own Pomme Frittes.. ;)


    but on the etiquette thing... in my two days that I stayed in NYC... I learned REAL quick that I don't have as much personal space on a sidewalk as I do down here in Texas.

    Yes, but what makes Pomme Frittes, Pomme Frittes is their delicious mayos and sauces.. oh god............. Here is their list of deliciousness: http://pommesfritesnyc.com/gallery.html
  • Mikkimeow
    Mikkimeow Posts: 1,282 Member
    Everything about this makes me happy.
  • spade117
    spade117 Posts: 2,466 Member
    This is why NYC sucks!

    I disagree.
  • k8blujay2
    k8blujay2 Posts: 4,941 Member
    Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Pomme Frittes............ Why do I live in Texas??? Ugh!!

    I make my own Pomme Frittes.. ;)


    but on the etiquette thing... in my two days that I stayed in NYC... I learned REAL quick that I don't have as much personal space on a sidewalk as I do down here in Texas.

    Yes, but what makes Pomme Frittes, Pomme Frittes is their delicious mayos and sauces.. oh god............. Here is their list of deliciousness: http://pommesfritesnyc.com/gallery.html

    You can order dutch frites sauce online... otherwise, the Best Maid salad dressing (like miracle whip) is the next best thing...

    But I grew up on the real thing in the Netherlands. :wink: :glasses: and peanut sauce is the weirdest but most delicious thing the Dutch put on their fries.
  • Holly_Roman_Empire
    Holly_Roman_Empire Posts: 4,440 Member
    #101 ---- I wish I could post this in my building in regards to the elevator! IT DRIVES ME CRAZY!!! Let everyone come off the elevator before you squeeze yourself in!
  • kwaz29
    kwaz29 Posts: 190 Member
    This is why NYC sucks!

    I disagree.

    Same-This is why NYC is awesome. We have rules and if you can't follow them, get out of the way! I've got places to go :tongue:
  • bennettinfinity
    bennettinfinity Posts: 865 Member
    That's awesome, and they included a cat in the bodega!

    Also I don't care where you live, if you walk 4 abreast down the sidewalk I wish slow death on you and your 3 loser friends.

    Maybe it's just a pick-up game of Red Rover...?

    Kidding!
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  • headofphat
    headofphat Posts: 1,597 Member
    This is why NYC sucks!

    I disagree.

    Same-This is why NYC is awesome. We have rules and if you can't follow them, get out of the way! I've got places to go :tongue:

    Yeah NYC is the only place in America that has it's own regional "rules/guidelines".
  • ValGogo
    ValGogo Posts: 2,168 Member
    The only one I disagree with is the umbrella one... and amend it to say the bigger the Umbrella you use the bigger an @$$hole you are. Golf Umbrellas are not made for busy streets!

    YES THEY ARE!!!!!

    New York rawks. That's why I chose to be born here.
  • ValGogo
    ValGogo Posts: 2,168 Member
    They forgot the part where you're supposed to say F*** three times a sentence.

    *kitten*, f*cketty, f*cker.
  • jkwolly
    jkwolly Posts: 3,049 Member
    WHOEVER IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THESE IS MY NEW GOD.
    Ditto! :love:
  • kinkyslinky16
    kinkyslinky16 Posts: 1,469 Member
    Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Pomme Frittes............ Why do I live in Texas??? Ugh!!

    I make my own Pomme Frittes.. ;)


    but on the etiquette thing... in my two days that I stayed in NYC... I learned REAL quick that I don't have as much personal space on a sidewalk as I do down here in Texas.

    Yes, but what makes Pomme Frittes, Pomme Frittes is their delicious mayos and sauces.. oh god............. Here is their list of deliciousness: http://pommesfritesnyc.com/gallery.html

    You can order dutch frites sauce online... otherwise, the Best Maid salad dressing (like miracle whip) is the next best thing...

    But I grew up on the real thing in the Netherlands. :wink: :glasses: and peanut sauce is the weirdest but most delicious thing the Dutch put on their fries.

    If you need a friend, PM me... I'd love to go home with you next time you go! :laugh:

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