Why did you dump the person above you?
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She wouldn't let me go to the strip clubs.0
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She spent all the money on strip clubs0
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He wouldn't strip for me.0
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She wanted to strip for me. Had to tell her I was taken.....lol0
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Never let me get dressed again after stripping.0
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He didnt like being a Nudist0
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She constantly clipped her toenails in bed0
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Never found the right place for clipping his toenails.0
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She had no eyes behind those shades0
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Ate that dude's toenail clippings.0
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Always drinking on the job0
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made me go to rehab0
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Drank all of my Fanta sodas. Not a single drop left for me.0
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would always start buzzing every time I called her honey0
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Had to kill every bee she saw0
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I mean just look at him...ew.0
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"Opposite Day" got real old, real fast.0
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I really liked him. (It's still opposite day)0
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Was in love with someone else.0
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Didn't believe me when I said I only loved her.0
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She refused to get along with my wife0
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I found out he was married and got along better with her.0
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Oh my god, the BREATHING! Constantly, day and night. Inhale, exhale, inhale exhale. Over and over again. Just couldn't take it anymore.0
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He left his beard trimmings in the sink.0
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She never drank in water0
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She was missing the top half of her head0
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She wouldn't share her pillows.0
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She shared her pillows with EVERYONE. Hmph.0
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My pillows don't get shared "Niff...you know that...
They can look..but they can't touch...that's why I carry a taser...and a .38 if that doesn't work
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But technically speaking I didn't dump you either, so just play along. 0
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