How do you know when you're done wiping?

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sixout
sixout Posts: 3,129 Member
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This was brought up in the office when someone asked how do blind people know when they're done wiping? So, do you look at the paper to see if there's still poo, or do you go by feel?
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  • srslybritt
    srslybritt Posts: 1,618 Member
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    Oh, people wipe? Oops, my bad.
  • sixout
    sixout Posts: 3,129 Member
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    Oh, people wipe? Oops, my bad.

    That's what I hear. I just poop before a shower, problem solved.
  • amethyst7986
    amethyst7986 Posts: 223 Member
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    Oh, people wipe? Oops, my bad.

    That's what I hear. I just poop before a shower, problem solved.


    I see you use the poor man's bidet method :laugh:
  • TX_Rhon
    TX_Rhon Posts: 1,549 Member
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    Dude, I just switched to decaff and cannot handle the TMI this morning!!

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    But I'm in....for your scientific survey :happy:
  • srslybritt
    srslybritt Posts: 1,618 Member
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    Oh, people wipe? Oops, my bad.

    That's what I hear. I just poop before a shower, problem solved.

    You could always go for efficiency and just poop in the shower.
  • Mikkimeow
    Mikkimeow Posts: 1,282 Member
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    So, no one else here uses a wet wipe for extra security...?
  • srslybritt
    srslybritt Posts: 1,618 Member
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    So, no one else here uses a wet wipe for extra security...?

    Psh. Those are for babies.
  • sixout
    sixout Posts: 3,129 Member
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    Oh, people wipe? Oops, my bad.

    That's what I hear. I just poop before a shower, problem solved.

    You could always go for efficiency and just poop in the shower.

    Do you just stomp it down the drain then?
  • sixout
    sixout Posts: 3,129 Member
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    So, no one else here uses a wet wipe for extra security...?

    I'm sorry we can't all be fancy.
  • Cudleigh
    Cudleigh Posts: 188 Member
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    I wouldn't know. Girls don't poop.
  • sixout
    sixout Posts: 3,129 Member
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    That is a god damn lie.
  • trogalicious
    trogalicious Posts: 4,583 Member
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  • Mikkimeow
    Mikkimeow Posts: 1,282 Member
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    So, no one else here uses a wet wipe for extra security...?

    I'm sorry we can't all be fancy.

    My toddler runs out of baby wipes suspiciously fast. Not my fault...
  • sixout
    sixout Posts: 3,129 Member
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    So, no one else here uses a wet wipe for extra security...?

    I'm sorry we can't all be fancy.

    My toddler runs out of baby wipes suspiciously fast. Not my fault...

    Stealing baby wipes from a baby is just as bad as stealing candy from one.
  • conklil
    conklil Posts: 81 Member
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    Witch hazel here for extra security.
  • srslybritt
    srslybritt Posts: 1,618 Member
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    Oh, people wipe? Oops, my bad.

    That's what I hear. I just poop before a shower, problem solved.

    You could always go for efficiency and just poop in the shower.

    Do you just stomp it down the drain then?

    Gross, no, then it would get on your foot. God, what's wrong with you?

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  • sixout
    sixout Posts: 3,129 Member
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    Witch hazel here for extra security.

    what is that?
  • BooAndKitty
    BooAndKitty Posts: 49
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    I'd go for the old age approach, in a bucket and out the window! :drinker: :laugh:
  • sixout
    sixout Posts: 3,129 Member
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    Oh, people wipe? Oops, my bad.

    That's what I hear. I just poop before a shower, problem solved.

    You could always go for efficiency and just poop in the shower.

    Do you just stomp it down the drain then?

    Gross, no, then it would get on your foot. God, what's wrong with you?

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    THEN WHERE DOES THE POOP GO?!?
  • darrensurrey
    darrensurrey Posts: 3,942 Member
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    Simples.

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