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  • Slinky_BraveHeartBunsOfSteel
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    What do you want?
    A carpet that smells of onions.
  • TexasOFT76
    TexasOFT76 Posts: 475 Member
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    What is making you so hungry?


    Squeaky door
  • BigDaddyD72
    BigDaddyD72 Posts: 2,301 Member
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    How did you get busted trying to break into the house

    spork
  • Groovyca2022
    Groovyca2022 Posts: 21,378 Member
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    What did the spoon and fork name their baby


    Mellow Yellow
  • KristopherK1
    KristopherK1 Posts: 2,888 Member
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    What do they call me?

    A porcupine and a straight razor
  • CoolDad67
    CoolDad67 Posts: 324 Member
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    What are two things you wouldn't let near your crotch?

    June 1, 2010
  • kacesera
    kacesera Posts: 28
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    What was arguably the most boring day of the past decade?

    Overhearing toddlers arguing.
  • diespel
    diespel Posts: 700
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    What it is like listening to my co-workers discuss last nights game.?



    crotchless panties
  • puggglet
    puggglet Posts: 102
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    What's the most inappropriate thing I can.buy my boss for their birthday.


    Turtle
  • dcaiani
    dcaiani Posts: 2,819 Member
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    What animal could David Ortiz actually beat in a race?


    hour glass
  • Bageeeta
    Bageeeta Posts: 1,259 Member
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    What kind of figure does she have?




    All the way on the other side of the room!
  • Drama_Free_Zone
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    Where is the baby bottle?!

    It got stuck, damnit!
  • JamieD328
    JamieD328 Posts: 976 Member
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    Why are you two hours late for work?

    The man in the yellow hat
  • KristopherK1
    KristopherK1 Posts: 2,888 Member
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    Who secretly abuses Curious George?

    A shoehorn salesman
  • Bageeeta
    Bageeeta Posts: 1,259 Member
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    If it wasn't the butler who was it?




    It was all over!
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    Once he showed me the real him...







    ...Give him a swift kick in the *kitten*!!!
  • KristopherK1
    KristopherK1 Posts: 2,888 Member
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    What do you do when Monday's being a ****?


    My gold dubloons!
  • puddingsteel
    puddingsteel Posts: 147 Member
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    Whatcha hidin in those speedos sport?


    the unicorn
  • Bageeeta
    Bageeeta Posts: 1,259 Member
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    Whats on the grill?





    Eight times with only my toe!
  • diespel
    diespel Posts: 700
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    Have you ever pleasured yourself?


    a croissant, mazola oil and a rubber chicken