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    • Posts: 482 Member
      Edible underwear for all?
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      How do I get invited to this party?

      I would go if I could just sit on the banks and eat rice crispy dong and dipped berries.
    • Posts: 1,597 Member
      9 women?

      PILLOW FIGHT! Oh jeeezzuss.
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      So 9 women with 2 birthdays, 45 and 31...I don't know when the train will arrive at the station...


      ^this made me laugh!
    • Posts: 166 Member
      It might be kind of difficult to find one that you can hide in a van, but we always enjoy adult pinatas.

      Get a pinata and fill it with whatever those people like... back in college we filled them with airplane bottles of booze, loose cigarettes, condoms, advil, and a little bit of candy.

      I'm sure you can find a kind of flat pinata somewhere that might be able to fit in a van.
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      It is! And they're really good!!! I can send you the recipe, if you want.

      Please do JJ!
    • Posts: 10,477 Member
      It might be kind of difficult to find one that you can hide in a van, but we always enjoy adult pinatas.

      Get a pinata and fill it with whatever those people like... back in college we filled them with airplane bottles of booze, loose cigarettes, condoms, advil, and a little bit of candy.

      I'm sure you can find a kind of flat pinata somewhere that might be able to fit in a van.

      That is genius! Too short of notice, but this could come in handy in the future :)
    • Posts: 10,477 Member
      You could all wake up bright and early Sunday morning and attend church together. I can't think of a more heartfelt, sincere and bonding experience to be shared among such close and loving friends. The love between you all is the real gift that keeps on giving.
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      Shut your hole. Also, please come over tonight and help me make Penis Crispies?? Pretty please??
    • Posts: 5,585 Member
      brownie cookie bars

      and

      all your favourite candies
    • Posts: 711 Member
      Shut your hole. Also, please come over tonight and help me make Penis Crispies?? Pretty please??
      We could use a "clone-a-willy" to make them atomically correct. The looks on their faces when you tell them the truth on Monday would be priceless.
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      I would go if I could just sit on the banks and eat rice crispy dong and dipped berries.

      add booze to that and it sounds like pretty much a perfect day to me.
    • Posts: 7,963 Member
      I charge $250 for 3 hours of entertainment, have a variety of outfits I can wear, touching is alowed, and lapdances are $10/per plus tip.
    • Posts: 10,477 Member
      I just got them the coolest Batucada bracelets too LOL It's like... jelly bracelets for adults!

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    • Posts: 3,472 Member
      Chocolate cake balls...and you want to get really creative, add a creamy center.
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      add booze to that and it sounds like pretty much a perfect day to me.

      There's a reason we have a toilet bucket in the van... just saying.
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      We could use a "clone-a-willy" to make them atomically correct. The looks on their faces when you tell them the truth on Monday would be priceless.
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      This is why I love you.
    • Posts: 711 Member
      Chocolate cake balls...and you want to get really creative, add a creamy center.
      Just make sure the dogs are locked up!
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      That is genius! Too short of notice, but this could come in handy in the future :)

      You can find pinatas pretty easily and a trip to the liquor store and you're set!

      But either way, enjoy now ...or later... that's your choice! MAY GOD BLESS AMERICA! *SSKRREEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAWWWWWW* (Bald Eagle screaming)
    • Posts: 5,263 Member
      Cake shots?


      Hazelnut liquor, vanilla vodka, lemon and sugar.
    • Posts: 3,029 Member
      I got here late, so I'm just guessing a winky-shaped cake has been talked about? lol
    • Posts: 10,477 Member
      I can't wait to put marshmallows in their mouths.
    • Posts: 1,669 Member
      If you wanted to make cupcakes, you could put them in one of these http://goo.gl/YX7gQG and then they'd be easy to cover.

      Oh and buy Cards Against Humanity to bring with you. You won't regret it!
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      If you wanted to make cupcakes, you could put them in one of these http://goo.gl/YX7gQG and then they'd be easy to cover.

      Oh and buy Cards Against Humanity to bring with you. You won't regret it!

      The Bigger Blacker Box accompanies me wherever I go :-)
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