piss off a lot of people at one time?
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God made Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve!0
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Dr Oz is a great Doctor......and he isn't ALL about the money, he only wants the best for the peeples......0
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OMG I had to deal with this last night in the class I went to .Women should.not lift heavy, you will get too bulky
The only muscle woman will build up like a male is the traps. *roll eyes* Right because thats the only muscle that gets the small amount of testosterone we have the same as a males. She fought with the head trainer that was covering the class for five minutes. *huff*0 -
If I resize that, the terrorists win.
That's what she said.
This joke makes me think of the office. I hated that show, it was so dumb and not funny at all.
Wait, did you just call me dumb and not funny?
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you sir are my favorite!!! Thank you for #5 I love Monty Python1. You're not special.
2. Muscle weighs more than fat.
3. 800 calories a day is unhealthy.
4. Cleanses are a waste of time and money.
5. You're mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries. (Well that one would just derail a thread).
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Blue Bunny is the only ice cream on the market that is even remotely palatable.
That's because your stores don't sell Mayfield, ya Yankee!0 -
If I resize that, the terrorists win.
That's what she said.
This joke makes me think of the office. I hated that show, it was so dumb and not funny at all.
Wait, did you just call me dumb and not funny?
Well, you're a woman so...0 -
ugh people its lose weight not loose weight....geeezzzz......lol0
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If I resize that, the terrorists win.
That's what she said.
This joke makes me think of the office. I hated that show, it was so dumb and not funny at all.
Wait, did you just call me dumb and not funny?
Well, you're a woman so...
Yeah, well.
Everything is most certainly NOT bigger in Texas...0 -
That's just speaking truth!Obama Sucks.0 -
If I resize that, the terrorists win.
That's what she said.
This joke makes me think of the office. I hated that show, it was so dumb and not funny at all.
Wait, did you just call me dumb and not funny?
Well, you're a woman so...
Yeah, well.
Everything is most certainly NOT bigger in Texas...
Your mom isn't in Texas, and she's definitely bigger. So you are correct.0 -
Happy Birthday Leah!
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The result? A list of all 50 states, “ordered by penis size”–and some surprising news for the Dakotas.If I resize that, the terrorists win.
That's what she said.
This joke makes me think of the office. I hated that show, it was so dumb and not funny at all.
Wait, did you just call me dumb and not funny?
Well, you're a woman so...
Yeah, well.
Everything is most certainly NOT bigger in Texas...
Your mom isn't in Texas, and she's definitely bigger. So you are correct.
North Dakota
Rhode Island
South Dakota
District of Columbia
Massachusetts
Ohio
Arizona
Alabama
New York
South Carolina
Colorado
Maryland
Wisconsin
New Jersey
California
Florida
Connecticut
Virginia
Oregon
Pennsylvania
Washington
Tennessee
New Mexico
Iowa
Illinois
Louisiana
Vermont
Utah
Maine
Nebraska
Idaho
Kansas
Delaware
Michigan
Nevada
New Hampshire
Oklahoma
Montana
Minnesota
Kentucky
Texas
Indiana
West Virginia
Missouri
Alaska
North Carolina
Wyoming
Arkansas
Hawaii
Mississippi
Guess he is right, Texas isn't bigger. lol
Source: http://newsfeed.time.com/2013/12/03/which-state-is-the-biggest/0 -
long distance relationships don't work0
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The result? A list of all 50 states, “ordered by penis size”–and some surprising news for the Dakotas.If I resize that, the terrorists win.
That's what she said.
This joke makes me think of the office. I hated that show, it was so dumb and not funny at all.
Wait, did you just call me dumb and not funny?
Well, you're a woman so...
Yeah, well.
Everything is most certainly NOT bigger in Texas...
Your mom isn't in Texas, and she's definitely bigger. So you are correct.
North Dakota
Rhode Island
South Dakota
District of Columbia
Massachusetts
Ohio
Arizona
Alabama
New York
South Carolina
Colorado
Maryland
Wisconsin
New Jersey
California
Florida
Connecticut
Virginia
Oregon
Pennsylvania
Washington
Tennessee
New Mexico
Iowa
Illinois
Louisiana
Vermont
Utah
Maine
Nebraska
Idaho
Kansas
Delaware
Michigan
Nevada
New Hampshire
Oklahoma
Montana
Minnesota
Kentucky
Texas
Indiana
West Virginia
Missouri
Alaska
North Carolina
Wyoming
Arkansas
Hawaii
Mississippi
Guess he is right, Texas isn't bigger. lol
Source: http://newsfeed.time.com/2013/12/03/which-state-is-the-biggest/
WTH?!?! Georgia didn't even make that list!!0 -
Muscle weighs more than fat.0
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What's something you could say to piss off a lot of people at one time?
God isn't real0 -
I don't want to start lifting weights because I don't want to look bulky.0
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I burnt 500 calories doing household cleaning, heavy effort for 60 minutes0
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I ate the last chocolate fried pie.0
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The result? A list of all 50 states, “ordered by penis size”–and some surprising news for the Dakotas.If I resize that, the terrorists win.
That's what she said.
This joke makes me think of the office. I hated that show, it was so dumb and not funny at all.
Wait, did you just call me dumb and not funny?
Well, you're a woman so...
Yeah, well.
Everything is most certainly NOT bigger in Texas...
Your mom isn't in Texas, and she's definitely bigger. So you are correct.
North Dakota
Rhode Island
South Dakota
District of Columbia
Massachusetts
Ohio
Arizona
Alabama
New York
South Carolina
Colorado
Maryland
Wisconsin
New Jersey
California
Florida
Connecticut
Virginia
Oregon
Pennsylvania
Washington
Tennessee
New Mexico
Iowa
Illinois
Louisiana
Vermont
Utah
Maine
Nebraska
Idaho
Kansas
Delaware
Michigan
Nevada
New Hampshire
Oklahoma
Montana
Minnesota
Kentucky
Texas
Indiana
West Virginia
Missouri
Alaska
North Carolina
Wyoming
Arkansas
Hawaii
Mississippi
Guess he is right, Texas isn't bigger. lol
Source: http://newsfeed.time.com/2013/12/03/which-state-is-the-biggest/
Crap.
Almost all the states I make fun of on a consistent basis are higher on the list than us.
ETA: Except TX. Bwaaaaaaaaahaha0 -
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OMG I had to deal with this last night in the class I went to .Women should.not lift heavy, you will get too bulky
The only muscle woman will build up like a male is the traps. *roll eyes* Right because thats the only muscle that gets the small amount of testosterone we have the same as a males. She fought with the head trainer that was covering the class for five minutes. *huff*
Haha someone.always has to0 -
Girls named Britt are major *kitten*!0
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mention politics on your wall *snickers*0
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Girls named Britt are major *kitten*!
Not with guys named Jon!0 -
He's over compensating for something with all that bulking0
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Girls named Britt are major *kitten*!
Not with guys named Jon!
Sometimes rape is ok!0 -
Girls named Britt are major *kitten*!
Not with guys named Jon!
Sometimes rape is ok!
y'all ninja's making me forget where I'm at with dat stuff0 -
Muscle weighs more than fat.
good one0
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