Odd Compliments.

SheGlows
SheGlows Posts: 520 Member
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What are some weird compliments you've thought of/received/given before? Here are a few:

I visually enjoy you.
I like the way your eyelashes go into your lids like that.
I love that your torso has an arm on either side.
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  • riirii93_
    riirii93_ Posts: 475 Member
    hey, you have skin.
  • SheGlows
    SheGlows Posts: 520 Member
    If someone invented a time machine that could only be used by cool people, I bet you'd be able to travel back in time, no problem.
  • jasati
    jasati Posts: 18 Member
    Waiting on a train with my wife and her parents when mum looks at daughter and says "you know dear you do so remind me of your father......" followed by "...and I find it really infuriating". The whole carriage burst into laughter.
  • NYactor1
    NYactor1 Posts: 9,642 Member
    "You have the potential of being attractive. But I'm not sure you'll be able to achieve your full potential."
  • NYactor1
    NYactor1 Posts: 9,642 Member
    You are actually pretty cool, despite what everyone else says.
  • Aero1dynamic
    Aero1dynamic Posts: 702 Member
    Just a few days ago, I was at Wal-Mart and heading down an isle, I was blocked in by two carts...instead of waiting for one to move, I slid between them and moved on... Behind me, I heard one of the women say, not so quietly " Skinny *****". I took that as a compliment =D Boosted my mood the rest of the day.
  • FatFreeFrolicking
    FatFreeFrolicking Posts: 4,252 Member
    Big booty Judy
  • ladyofthelakeontario
    ladyofthelakeontario Posts: 36 Member
    One of the kids I take care of told me I looked so beautiful one day, then added "usually you look like you got hit by lightning."
  • Kommander_Zod
    Kommander_Zod Posts: 4
    Mirin' dat *kitten*.

    ^ This is how I knew i had left humanity behind.
  • SheGlows
    SheGlows Posts: 520 Member
    If I had more wishes, "spend more time with you" would be around wish number 5.
  • DWhy5
    DWhy5 Posts: 541 Member
    I hear "aww, you're like a teddy bear" way too often.
  • SheGlows
    SheGlows Posts: 520 Member
    I like that if you don't have anything nice to say, you will go ahead and say it anyway. You play by your own rules and I admire that.
  • AllOutof_Bubblegum
    AllOutof_Bubblegum Posts: 3,646 Member
    "Wow, you look like you could kick my *kitten*!"

    :indifferent: Um. Thank you, I suppose.
  • Chalk_Slinger
    Chalk_Slinger Posts: 1,012
    I would love to bounce a quarter off your belly
  • BrainyBurro
    BrainyBurro Posts: 6,129 Member
    an older gentleman at a country club once told me i had a nice hat and wondered if i got a free bowl of soup with it.

    i thought that was odd. :huh:
  • Smirnoff65
    Smirnoff65 Posts: 1,060 Member
    an older gentleman at a country club once told me i had a nice hat and wondered if i got a free bowl of soup with it.

    i thought that was odd. :huh:

    Caddyshack
  • Myhaloslipped
    Myhaloslipped Posts: 4,317 Member
    " You are exceptionally beautiful. How long have you been on this planet?" Pretty sure that guy was on drugs.
  • riirii93_
    riirii93_ Posts: 475 Member
    your legs are so white - my math teacher in 9th grade lol it was borderline creepy cause he was staring at my legs?
  • ge105
    ge105 Posts: 268 Member
    Your face looks pretty when its sunburned.
  • Hearts_2015
    Hearts_2015 Posts: 12,031 Member
    your legs are so white - my math teacher in 9th grade lol it was borderline creepy cause he was staring at my legs?
    because you still remember what he said
  • sarahrbraun
    sarahrbraun Posts: 2,261 Member
    I have two...

    I took my son to a doctor appointment. She looked at me and said "have you lost weight?..... You're ok, right?" ( which suggested to me that my 5# weight loss made her think I might be sick)

    My trainer (a hot 21 year old bodybuilder) knows that I was sexually harassed by one of his coworkers last year...a few months ago during a training session he looked at me and said "not to be weird or anything, but you have really nice thighs" :blushing: because he's my friend, I know he's not creeping on me (and I'm obese and old enough to be his mother).
  • Darylbure10
    Darylbure10 Posts: 17
    Hi I'm Daryl it's nice to meet me!
  • SheGlows
    SheGlows Posts: 520 Member
    "Wow, you look like you could kick my *kitten*!"

    :indifferent: Um. Thank you, I suppose.

    This made me lol!

    riirii you just reminded me of many years ago, such a vivid memory.. Spring was just beginning. Of course, most of the young ladies were wearing shorts because it was finally starting to warm up. As we all got on the bus, our older bus-driver with a fluffy mustache, Mr. Grubb, shouted out, "Woo-wee, I haven't seen this much white meat since Thanksgivin'!"

    :embarassed: :embarassed: :embarassed:
  • JessicaJVRadcliffe
    JessicaJVRadcliffe Posts: 201 Member
    "You will make a perfect trophy wife some day" (From a boy when we were 19)

    "Don't worry, you don't need math, you're pretty" (From my 8th grade math teacher)

    "You look great....(long pause, and up and down look)... for having 4 kids" (From various *****y women at the gym and "friends")
  • ilfaith
    ilfaith Posts: 16,769 Member
    "You've got a pretty nice butt for a skinny white girl" ...from a Haitian coworker who was convinced the president of our company was checking me out in the elevator.
  • RaggedyPond
    RaggedyPond Posts: 1,487 Member
    You have violin fingers.
  • Jyster
    Jyster Posts: 74 Member
    You no longer look so tight in the face, you know like an overstuffed sausage casing.

    You know you have a very attractive face if you didn't have those scars.

    Dang, from behind you look like a woman hot enough to melt the plastic in my underwear (REALLY, Really? Where on earth is that a compliment?)
  • MB_Positif
    MB_Positif Posts: 8,897 Member
    You have anime eyes. Guy was definitely on ecstasy.
  • riirii93_
    riirii93_ Posts: 475 Member
    you have pretty feet
  • mybeesknees
    mybeesknees Posts: 633
    "You no longer look like you're pregnant. It's a good thing you lost some weight."

    That was said to me last Christmas by a family member.

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