What is the person above hiding in their closet?

my missing pitching wedge

Teddy bears

Sully from Monsters Inc

Rubber duckies

All of her outfits she has categorized as follows: "Hi. How are you?", "Were you talkin' to me!?" and "WHO WANTS THEIR *kitten* KICKED FIRST?!!!!"

The most complete tool crib in history.

a truckload of woodwind instruments

I couldn't tell ya. There's a snarling doberman chained to the doorknob barring the way. The doberman's collar reads, "Fluffy."

A wide variety of vintage glasses

Asparagus