The Stages of the MFP Male

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  • Markdjones83
    Markdjones83 Posts: 852 Member
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    Ok so kik is basically just a messenger for your phone? This is like the new version of AOL messenger but on phones lol
  • Aliciaaah
    Aliciaaah Posts: 379 Member
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    My beard is gianormous.

    You know what they say about men with big beards..
  • Mikkimeow
    Mikkimeow Posts: 1,282 Member
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    Man, I really need a KIK

    *kicks rocks*
  • QueenBishOTUniverse
    QueenBishOTUniverse Posts: 14,121 Member
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    I felt like a true MFP veteran when I got my first "madam how tall are you" in my inbox.
  • Cliffslosinit
    Cliffslosinit Posts: 5,044 Member
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    Hi Brett...I've been working out.....

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  • SofaKingRad_II
    SofaKingRad_II Posts: 591
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    3. Kiks noodz.
    I haven't gotten any yet. I must no be beautifuls :brokenheart:

    Check your kik!

    And your MFP inbox!

    And your mail box!

    and your front door step!

    And your back patio!

    and your bedroom window!

    He's climbin in your windows... He's snatchin your people up...

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  • likitisplit
    likitisplit Posts: 9,420 Member
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    My beard is gianormous.

    You know what they say about men with big beards..

    Does anybody else get a chuckle when Anna tells Kristoff "what does shoe size have to do with anything?"
  • _Tink_
    _Tink_ Posts: 3,845 Member
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    Where's the part about sending creepy FRs to the womenz?

    I must be doing it wrong... :sad: :sad:

    Ron, sending a creepy request means actually sending FRs. You're disqualified for lack of participation.

    But...

    But....but....

    *hangs head in shame*

    I think you're saying I'm less than a man. *sniffles*

    If the shoe fits... :tongue:

    What did I ever do to you? Besides that one thing, I mean. :tongue:

    That's all it took :sad:
  • Myhaloslipped
    Myhaloslipped Posts: 4,317 Member
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    #4..educates ladies on pegging, sounding, tribbing, and kitten / cougar lesdom porn......oh wait, thats just me.

    ^I took his class and aced it!
  • Saucy_lil_Minx
    Saucy_lil_Minx Posts: 3,302 Member
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    3. Kiks noodz.
    I haven't gotten any yet. I must no be beautifuls :brokenheart:

    Check your kik!

    And your MFP inbox!

    And your mail box!

    and your front door step!

    And your back patio!

    and your bedroom window!

    He's climbin in your windows... He's snatchin your people up...

    I was totally thinking this!!!!!!!!!!!!

    GREAT!! NOW IT IS STUCK IN MY BRAIN!!
  • derekj222
    derekj222 Posts: 370 Member
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    1. "Holy crap there's a ton of beautiful women here!"

    2. Forgets all about fitness.

    3. Kiks noodz.

    2 hasn't happened yet.....
    nor 3. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    nope
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
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    4. Eventually realizes how shallow all of that is.

    5. Starts lifting.

    6. Gets random nudes after a friendly chat.

    7. Becomes jaded to all things.
  • yo_andi
    yo_andi Posts: 2,178 Member
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    3. Kiks noodz.
    I haven't gotten any yet. I must no be beautifuls :brokenheart:

    Check your kik!

    And your MFP inbox!

    And your mail box!

    and your front door step!

    And your back patio!

    and your bedroom window!

    He's climbin in your windows... He's snatchin your people up...

    I was totally thinking this!!!!!!!!!!!!

    GREAT!! NOW IT IS STUCK IN MY BRAIN!!

    Sorry, not sorry? :laugh:
  • MiloBloom83
    MiloBloom83 Posts: 2,723 Member
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    Man I'm getting old I didn't know what kik is and I had to look it up lol

    Umm..32 is not old. Don't get a lack of hipness confused with age issues. Not remembering your kik password, or whose boobs those are, would come from getting old...
  • srslybritt
    srslybritt Posts: 1,618 Member
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    Accurate.
  • Mikkimeow
    Mikkimeow Posts: 1,282 Member
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    4. Eventually realizes how shallow all of that is.

    5. Starts lifting.

    6. Gets random nudes after a friendly chat.

    7. Becomes jaded to all things.

    Did you just become an MFP hipster?

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  • SunofaBeach14
    SunofaBeach14 Posts: 4,932 Member
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    6. Shares random newds with wifey, looks at wifey, smiles
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
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    4. Eventually realizes how shallow all of that is.

    5. Starts lifting.

    6. Gets random nudes after a friendly chat.

    7. Becomes jaded to all things.

    Did you just become an MFP hipster?

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    I think I have been one for awhile now. :laugh:

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