What's the best way to break the news about getting hitched?

odusgolp
odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
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My SO doesn't know it yet, but we are getting married. We have to. What's the best way of delivering the news?
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  • The_Enginerd
    The_Enginerd Posts: 3,982 Member
    Change your FB status.
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    Change your FB status.

    Good call. I was debating a text message, but that seems a little anti-social.
  • _crafty_
    _crafty_ Posts: 1,682 Member
    with a beer and huge steak. bj wouldn't hurt.
  • Strange_magic
    Strange_magic Posts: 370 Member
    Beat him over the head with a club.
    Drag him back to your cave.


    Say "you mine".

    It worked with cavemen when they claimed wives, right?
    Why can't it work for modern women too?
  • Guns_N_Buns
    Guns_N_Buns Posts: 1,899 Member
    Via credit card (his) transaction of a dress/ring of your choice.
  • BrainyBurro
    BrainyBurro Posts: 6,129 Member
    a positive pregnancy test and a shotgun.
  • Jacwhite22
    Jacwhite22 Posts: 7,010 Member
    My SO doesn't know it yet, but we are getting married. We have to. What's the best way of delivering the news?

    Tell him about the baby. - damnit. Brainy beat me to it.
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    a positive pregnancy test and a shotgun.

    I hear you can get both pretty easily on Craigslist.
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    with a beer and huge steak. bj wouldn't hurt.

    *goes to defrost some steaks*
  • BusyRaeNOTBusty
    BusyRaeNOTBusty Posts: 7,166 Member
    A roofie, a trip to the court house, and a framed marriage certificate hanging in the living room.
  • Mikkimeow
    Mikkimeow Posts: 1,282 Member
    Meet him after work with a priest and two tickets to Hawaii.
  • Jacwhite22
    Jacwhite22 Posts: 7,010 Member
    with a beer and huge steak. bj wouldn't hurt.

    How YOU Doin?
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  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    Beat him over the head with a club.
    Drag him back to your cave.


    Say "you mine".

    It worked with cavemen when they claimed wives, right?
    Why can't it work for modern women too?

    How hard do I have to hit?
  • _crafty_
    _crafty_ Posts: 1,682 Member
    I have a positive pregnancy test I'll lend you. Come to think of it . . . I have a shotgun too.
  • skippygirlsmom
    skippygirlsmom Posts: 4,433 Member
    Let the cute guy in your profile pix tell him, who could resist that face?
  • soberlicious
    soberlicious Posts: 121 Member
    i'll just send him the link to this thread :)
  • ldrosophila
    ldrosophila Posts: 7,512 Member
    Roofie and a back alley mexican wedding
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    Let the cute guy in your profile pix tell him, who could resist that face?

    Why thank you :) It's his birthday :) Little nugget...
  • ldrosophila
    ldrosophila Posts: 7,512 Member
    A roofie, a trip to the court house, and a framed marriage certificate hanging in the living room.

    beat me to it
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    Roofie and a back alley mexican wedding

    But... I'm German.
  • catneon
    catneon Posts: 911 Member
    I mean....does he really need to know? He'll get in the way of planning anyways right?
    So just book it, and the morning of give him the tux and the address and get someone to drive him so he's not late.
  • darkguardian419
    darkguardian419 Posts: 1,302 Member
    Beat him over the head with a club.
    Drag him back to your cave.


    Say "you mine".

    It worked with cavemen when they claimed wives, right?
    Why can't it work for modern women too?

    How hard do I have to hit?

    Just hard enough so that the internal bleeding kills him after you can get a power of attorney and make yourself primary beneficiary...
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    I mean....does he really need to know? He'll get in the way of planning anyways right?
    So just book it, and the morning of give him the tux and the address and get someone to drive him so he's not late.

    And just put the roofie in his beer?
  • Strange_magic
    Strange_magic Posts: 370 Member
    Beat him over the head with a club.
    Drag him back to your cave.


    Say "you mine".

    It worked with cavemen when they claimed wives, right?
    Why can't it work for modern women too?
    hard. he looks sturdy headed
    How hard do I have to hit?
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    Beat him over the head with a club.
    Drag him back to your cave.


    Say "you mine".

    It worked with cavemen when they claimed wives, right?
    Why can't it work for modern women too?

    How hard do I have to hit?

    Just hard enough so that the internal bleeding kills him after you can get a power of attorney and make yourself primary beneficiary...

    No no no. He's no good to me dead. I need a live, fully functional, well ****, health insurance provider.
  • Sauchie
    Sauchie Posts: 357 Member
    A date the courthouse to get the licence?
  • IPAkiller
    IPAkiller Posts: 711 Member
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    ...and repeat!
  • civilizedworm
    civilizedworm Posts: 796 Member
    Why rush the news? 9 months from now is as good as day as any to break the news.
  • Myhaloslipped
    Myhaloslipped Posts: 4,317 Member
    Ask to borrow some money for bills. Buy yourself a ring, and send out engagement announcements to everyone, including his family. A woman did something similar on Catfish. It did not end well, but I have a good feeling about this one!

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