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    What's the best way to break the news about getting hitched?

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    • Posts: 4,317 Member
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      ...and repeat!

      Actually Odus, I will marry you if this is your offer!
    • Posts: 5,044 Member
      We ALL know you are single....this is really sad!
      How pathetic!
    • Posts: 8,927 Member
      You trap him with eyebrows and make-up.
    • Posts: 2,736 Member
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      Actually Odus, I will marry you if this is your offer!
      We all know Odus isn't making any damn sammich. If she does, she just might kill her SO. She needs him ALIVE! Health insurance, remember?
    • Posts: 3,779 Member
      with a beer and huge steak. bj wouldn't hurt.

      it better not hurt. if it does, then it's being done wrong.
    • Posts: 10,477 Member
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      ...and repeat!

      SAHD's make the sammiches. You KNOW this.
    • Posts: 201 Member
      Make him think someone twice as hot as him is ready to propose, so he proposes to you. Too manipulative? I'm a good person!! :D
    • Posts: 3,275 Member
      find a local ordained minister to perform the end scene from spaceballs
      *looks left* Do you?
      *looks right* Do you?
      Fine!!!! kiss her!!!
      \m/

      now....where to find an ordained minister....hmmm...

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    • Posts: 218 Member
      Just email him.
    • Posts: 3,473 Member
      I *may* have a positive pregnancy test you can use.
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    • Posts: 7,010 Member
      You trap him with eyebrows and make-up.

      That's not the thing women trap men with.....
    • Posts: 10,477 Member
      Look. We already have the minister AND the positive pregnancy test.

      Things are coming together nicely. Now who has the roofies??

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    • Posts: 7,166 Member
      Do we still need roofies with a fake pregnancy test??
    • Posts: 10,477 Member
      Do we still need roofies with a fake pregnancy test??

      I don't think he's very on-board... we might.
    • Posts: 3,763 Member
      You need a blimp over the beach. Really, you need to go all out.
    • Posts: 8,646 Member
      hold on, who's pregnant?
    • Posts: 2,893 Member
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      ...and repeat!

      Best advice ever
    • Posts: 10,477 Member
      hold on, who's pregnant?

      Me, Noob. Keep up!
    • Posts: 8,646 Member
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      Me, Noob. Keep up!
      Congrats and stuff :flowerforyou:
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      classy
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      Do it mid bj and tell him if he says yes you'll continue.
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      I can't tell if you're running right or left... I'm SO CONFUSED.
    • Posts: 8,927 Member
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      That's not the thing women trap men with.....

      But, I just learned that in the forums yesterday!
    • Posts: 711 Member
      I can't tell if you're running right or left... I'm SO CONFUSED.
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      I hear you can get both pretty easily on Craigslist.

      I send you both as soon as I can. ;)


      ETA:Crafty beat me to it.
    • Posts: 10,477 Member
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      I send you both as soon as I can. ;)

      Y'all are so helpful :)
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