Dear sandwich thief...

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  • neveragain84
    neveragain84 Posts: 534 Member
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    "Buy me a pizza."

    "No."

    That cracked me up. :laugh:
  • LivingtheLeanDream
    LivingtheLeanDream Posts: 13,342 Member
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    I don't know, people at my work have taken up the strange habit of naming food...yesterday I ate a sandwich called Steve and a yogurt called Linda.

    People are strange.

    ^^ funny :-D
  • headofphat
    headofphat Posts: 1,599 Member
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    I touch all my food with my penis and take pictures for this exact scenario.
  • hbrittingham
    hbrittingham Posts: 2,518 Member
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    That was too funny!
  • downsizinghoss
    downsizinghoss Posts: 1,035 Member
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    It was a good sammich though!
  • DBoone85
    DBoone85 Posts: 916 Member
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    I touch all my food with my penis and take pictures for this exact scenario.

    Why do I not find this statement hard to believe at all?
  • headofphat
    headofphat Posts: 1,599 Member
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    I touch all my food with my penis and take pictures for this exact scenario.

    Why do I not find this statement hard to believe at all?

    What? You wanna see?
  • assthetik
    assthetik Posts: 3,639 Member
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    I touch all my food with my penis and take pictures for this exact scenario.

    even Wasabi?
  • headofphat
    headofphat Posts: 1,599 Member
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    I touch all my food with my penis and take pictures for this exact scenario.

    even Wasabi?

    I'm commited.
  • Joannah700
    Joannah700 Posts: 2,665 Member
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    I cracked up laughing.

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  • 115s
    115s Posts: 344 Member
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    TL;DR... Never thought I'd say this for images.
  • JoRocka
    JoRocka Posts: 17,525 Member
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    I saw this on facebook the other day- so hysterical.

    Awesome.
  • trainguy917
    trainguy917 Posts: 366 Member
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    As a person who lost his post workout meal 3 times in a row I can relate to this


    Put some cockroaches in the sandwich then wrap it, and give yourself an evil grin while youre at it. Permenant solution

    Where I come from, we share food and consider it a blessing. Here we literally try and find people who will eat with us and we even eat in the same plate. Its an honor to share your food. Putting cockroaches or something will make it edible for you and them.

    The civil thing to do is obviously bring 2 sandwiches. You never know who/how you help out this way.

    It is fine to share food, but surely you can see the difference between voluntarily sharing something that you brought for the purposes of sharing and someone just stealing your food. I am not able to leave work to get more food and the food I could buy here doesn't fit with my eating preferences, so someone stealing it would not be a funny prank.
  • mjterp
    mjterp Posts: 655 Member
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    bumping so I can actually see the images after I get home. (some get blocked at work...not sure how they pick and choose what gets blocked and what doesn't...but I saw all of the "Friends" posts just fine!)
  • sweetcurlz67
    sweetcurlz67 Posts: 1,168 Member
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    This was AWESOME!!! :drinker:
  • FrozenSongBird
    FrozenSongBird Posts: 3,892 Member
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    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • LesliemarieAZ
    LesliemarieAZ Posts: 352 Member
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    I cracked up laughing.

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    Haha you and I think the same way. The whole time I was reading this post, I was thinking of Ross.

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  • Joannah700
    Joannah700 Posts: 2,665 Member
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    Haha you and I think the same way. The whole time I was reading this post, I was thinking of Ross.

    Me too!

    And a little of this...

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  • TheRoadDog
    TheRoadDog Posts: 11,793 Member
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    That's why I have my own fridge, microwave and coffee maker in my office. I don't share.
  • frood
    frood Posts: 295 Member
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    Aaaaahhhh great post. Commenting in order to bookmark. :laugh:

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