Dear sandwich thief...

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  • 115s
    115s Posts: 344 Member
    TL;DR... Never thought I'd say this for images.
  • JoRocka
    JoRocka Posts: 17,525 Member
    I saw this on facebook the other day- so hysterical.

    Awesome.
  • trainguy917
    trainguy917 Posts: 366 Member
    As a person who lost his post workout meal 3 times in a row I can relate to this


    Put some cockroaches in the sandwich then wrap it, and give yourself an evil grin while youre at it. Permenant solution

    Where I come from, we share food and consider it a blessing. Here we literally try and find people who will eat with us and we even eat in the same plate. Its an honor to share your food. Putting cockroaches or something will make it edible for you and them.

    The civil thing to do is obviously bring 2 sandwiches. You never know who/how you help out this way.

    It is fine to share food, but surely you can see the difference between voluntarily sharing something that you brought for the purposes of sharing and someone just stealing your food. I am not able to leave work to get more food and the food I could buy here doesn't fit with my eating preferences, so someone stealing it would not be a funny prank.
  • mjterp
    mjterp Posts: 650 Member
    bumping so I can actually see the images after I get home. (some get blocked at work...not sure how they pick and choose what gets blocked and what doesn't...but I saw all of the "Friends" posts just fine!)
  • sweetcurlz67
    sweetcurlz67 Posts: 1,168 Member
    This was AWESOME!!! :drinker:
  • FrozenSongBird
    FrozenSongBird Posts: 3,892 Member
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • LesliemarieAZ
    LesliemarieAZ Posts: 352 Member
    I cracked up laughing.

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    Haha you and I think the same way. The whole time I was reading this post, I was thinking of Ross.

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  • Joannah700
    Joannah700 Posts: 2,665 Member

    Haha you and I think the same way. The whole time I was reading this post, I was thinking of Ross.

    Me too!

    And a little of this...

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  • TheRoadDog
    TheRoadDog Posts: 11,788 Member
    That's why I have my own fridge, microwave and coffee maker in my office. I don't share.
  • frood
    frood Posts: 295 Member
    Aaaaahhhh great post. Commenting in order to bookmark. :laugh:
  • AllOutof_Bubblegum
    AllOutof_Bubblegum Posts: 3,646 Member
    This is aaaaall over facebook and imgur.
  • TheresaC928
    TheresaC928 Posts: 849
    That was hilarious! HR went above and beyond on that.
  • EmotionalEater84
    EmotionalEater84 Posts: 311 Member
    I passed this around work today via email. Thanks for the giggle ;)
  • WhizGidget
    WhizGidget Posts: 62 Member
    This is awesome. As someone who used to have her lunch stolen (and we're not talking sandwiches, but slices of lasagna, meatloaf and potatoes, roast turkey and stuffing - all homemade), I love Tina from HR.

    And to the person who ex-lax'd a sandwich: I ex-lax'd a brownie that was also laced with cayenne pepper. Not enough to taste, but enough to burn. Yes, I am evil. No, I have no regrets.
  • Alluminati
    Alluminati Posts: 6,208 Member
    The fridge at my job is not as nice.
  • PurringMyrrh
    PurringMyrrh Posts: 5,276 Member
    I love my job. Colleagues have been writing names on the food in the office fridge - I am currently eating a sandwich named Debbie.
  • headofphat
    headofphat Posts: 1,597 Member
    That's why I have my own fridge, microwave and coffee maker in my office. I don't share.

    #statusbragging
  • Cryptonomnomicon
    Cryptonomnomicon Posts: 848 Member
    bump
  • Cait_Sidhe
    Cait_Sidhe Posts: 3,150 Member
    Awesome, thank you. Here's a cat snake.
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