what would you think?
I want to look good on new years, pick the hottest chick in the room, and just walk up and kiss her at midnight. Not a word spoken before or after. Just kiss and walk away. And her memory NOT be of that fat creep that did that. Instead, "OMG WHO was that? IDK but he was HOT!"
So, ladies....if this happened to you, what would your reaction be? I'm so gonna do this, but I kinda want to hear how it could be received.
So, ladies....if this happened to you, what would your reaction be? I'm so gonna do this, but I kinda want to hear how it could be received.
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well you could end up knocked out by a woman or her other half haha
I think its great.. you go for it !0 -
I would definetly kind of scope out the scenario first, could get scary if you move in on the wrong girl. But I like your ambition! Go after what you want!0
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If she has a SO, she'll be kissng him. I'll have the radar on for potential fisticuff situations to avoid. Likely she'll be in a group of females. Y'all always run in packs. I'll have her chosen well beforehand.
So all other possibilities aside......0 -
I would back away and probably swear at him loudly for thinking he could touch me without my permission
probably something like "wtf is wrong with you get the fvck away from me"0 -
LOL...Well, I did have something similar happen to me many years ago, except that I kind of knew the guy. I slugged him, lol. Maybe you'll have better luck with someone, but I agree with the other two. I would make sure she was available before doing it or you could get yourself more than you bargained for.0
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I would back away and probably swear at him loudly for thinking he could touch me without my permission
probably something like "wtf is wrong with you get the fvck away from me"
This. In my opinion, I don't care how attractive you are, you don't do that!0 -
The last time I tried that she backed away, kicked me in the nuts, and slapped my face. When she slapped my face her nail just got in my eye and boy oh boy it started watering. It looked like she made me cry! In front of 50 of my closest friends!!! So I looked super sensitive and she felt bad so she tried to kiss me and I was like no way ***** you just poked my eye. So she said sorry and I told her I don't forgive her.
After that, I went and had a beer with some friends at a different location of the party. While we were drinking a beer, that same girl went to the bathroom with her friends and like OMG she was in there for like 20 minutes. I figured she was taking a dump but she was really just having girl chat with them. You know how girls are.
So when she got out of the bathroom, she asked me if I was okay. I told her I was fine and that I don't appreciate her rude behavior towards me because I went in for a simple kiss. She said sorry, but I creep her out because I'm ugly, hung like a gnat, and have breath that smells like a Port-o-John.
None of this really happened and I just wasted a few minutes of your life by you reading this. I'd say sorry, but I'm not :ohwell:0 -
The last time I tried that she backed away, kicked me in the nuts, and slapped my face. When she slapped my face her nail just got in my eye and boy oh boy it started watering. It looked like she made me cry! In front of 50 of my closest friends!!! So I looked super sensitive and she felt bad so she tried to kiss me and I was like no way ***** you just poked my eye. So she said sorry and I told her I don't forgive her.
After that, I went and had a beer with some friends at a different location of the party. While we were drinking a beer, that same girl went to the bathroom with her friends and like OMG she was in there for like 20 minutes. I figured she was taking a dump but she was really just having girl chat with them. You know how girls are.
So when she got out of the bathroom, she asked me if I was okay. I told her I was fine and that I don't appreciate her rude behavior towards me because I went in for a simple kiss. She said sorry, but I creep her out because I'm ugly, hung like a gnat, and have breath that smells like a Port-o-John.
None of this really happened and I just wasted a few minutes of your life by you reading this. I'd say sorry, but I'm not :ohwell:
Bahahahaha!!! Great imagination :drinker:
OP... It could go either way. The girl could think it's awesome & romantic & dig it or smack you. Would love to read what happens on January 1st!!! :flowerforyou:0 -
Where is this NYE party going to take place? Just asking (for my hot friend)0
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This is how you get uninvited to every single party in the future.0
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I would probably try pretty damn hard to report him to the police. Not cool. It's rapey.0
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The last time I tried that she backed away, kicked me in the nuts, and slapped my face. When she slapped my face her nail just got in my eye and boy oh boy it started watering. It looked like she made me cry! In front of 50 of my closest friends!!! So I looked super sensitive and she felt bad so she tried to kiss me and I was like no way ***** you just poked my eye. So she said sorry and I told her I don't forgive her.
After that, I went and had a beer with some friends at a different location of the party. While we were drinking a beer, that same girl went to the bathroom with her friends and like OMG she was in there for like 20 minutes. I figured she was taking a dump but she was really just having girl chat with them. You know how girls are.
So when she got out of the bathroom, she asked me if I was okay. I told her I was fine and that I don't appreciate her rude behavior towards me because I went in for a simple kiss. She said sorry, but I creep her out because I'm ugly, hung like a gnat, and have breath that smells like a Port-o-John.
None of this really happened and I just wasted a few minutes of your life by you reading this. I'd say sorry, but I'm not :ohwell:
I LOL'd so hard at that.
OP, regardless of what you look like, I'd use any means necessary to fend off my assailant.
You shouldn't be attempting to assault people.
Also, if I were you, I would be concerned about what I might contract from said "chick."0 -
I predict that this will go a whole lot differently to how you see it playing out in your head. Any sort of physical contact without my consent is not ok, and while you may not be the FAT creep you mentioned, surprise pash from random stranger still equals creep. Not going to matter how good looking you are, sorry.0
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Before you do this.. ask yourself... if a random hot guy walked up to you and smacked one on your lips how would you feel? If your answer is "Screw that, I'd kick that dude's *kitten*!" chances are, no matter who the girl is, she's gonna feel the same way. :drinker: :drinker:
Also, before anyone says something along the lines of "But it would be a guy kissing a guy, that's different!" No.. really isn't different. It's still unasked for, unwanted and flat our rude.0 -
If the guy and I had had our eyes on eachother, in a smooth, "into you" kind of way, it would be well recieved. But this can easily be misconstrued. I think it would take a special girl for you to pull this off without getting slapped. Look for a girl who's obviously into you. Staring at you, (not the giggly type, she won't go so well) someone more bold. Walk up, not too close, lightly reach for her hand, if she grasps back, and if you feel comfortable, try for the kiss. Dont let your adrenaline turn you into a dude rushing at a girl for a kiss. Remember, 90:10 (Hitch)0
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I do not think this will go well. That being said. What she said ^^^^ is your best bet.0
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TOTALLY depends on the chick. better make sure she don't have a man first so you don't get knocked out. I think its an awesome idea, if u select right chick, you can totally boost her self esteem and totally make her night. I for one would b flattered if some random hot guy walked up to me and kissed me. (not that it will ever happen). I say go for it. your either gonna get slapped or kissed back. but definitely take your time deciding who it will b0
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I think it's a very romantic idea, and the thought of it happening to me makes me smile - if I were single, that is. But I could see a lot of women getting offended, creeped out, or genuinely frightened by it.0
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Yes. Women love non consensual sexual contact. That's a very well documented fact and she definitely won't try to push you off a balcony for being a creepy mcreeperson0
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Throat punch. Straight up throat punch. Its not cool to run up and kiss an unwilling participant.0
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Before you do this.. ask yourself... if a random hot guy walked up to you and smacked one on your lips how would you feel? If your answer is "Screw that, I'd kick that dude's *kitten*!" chances are, no matter who the girl is, she's gonna feel the same way. :drinker: :drinker:
Also, before anyone says something along the lines of "But it would be a guy kissing a guy, that's different!" No.. really isn't different. It's still unasked for, unwanted and flat our rude.
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It plays out very differently in real life than in the movies. This could actually get you arrested.0
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Either knocked out or her chasing after you or just stunned. Many things could happen0
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Before you do this.. ask yourself... if a random hot guy walked up to you and smacked one on your lips how would you feel? If your answer is "Screw that, I'd kick that dude's *kitten*!" chances are, no matter who the girl is, she's gonna feel the same way. :drinker: :drinker:
Also, before anyone says something along the lines of "But it would be a guy kissing a guy, that's different!" No.. really isn't different. It's still unasked for, unwanted and flat our rude.
^ What he said.0 -
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Sounds like a nice fantasy OP.
I suggest you keep it as one and don't try to translate it to reality.0 -
you do realize that this is real life, not a movie?0
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Best keep that for toilet fantasies brother0
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Looks good on paper...won't work out good in real life.0
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I've actually done this before. Many many years ago. Wound up in a long term relationship with her. I just wondered what women of today might think. Plus, I'm attracted to a very specific type of woman. No offense to anyone, but the most negative responses came from women that wouldn't have been the one I choose anyway. It's not all looks. You can tell the ebb and flow of a woman by her body lamguage. Her demeanor. How she carries herself. It won't be some random "assault" like I rushed her and tackled her like a linebacker.
Thank you for your responses and your honesty.0
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