Trying to be more than just another super hot dude

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  • marquishagetaka
    marquishagetaka Posts: 322
    best thread ever
  • derekj222
    derekj222 Posts: 370 Member
    meet todays waste of life
  • Return_of_the_Big_Mac
    Return_of_the_Big_Mac Posts: 474 Member
    I typically wouldn't reply, however your reply sends such a negative vibe. If you don't have anything nice to say .... just shut it. You and "hot dude" would probably get along very well and able to support each others goals as far as weight loss. I'm sure ya'll are both "hot dudes" in your own way. Good luck ya'll - peace!!

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  • RavenLibra
    RavenLibra Posts: 1,737 Member
    Like friends that work out at nursing homes to bring eye-candy to old people?

    this... definitely this
  • Return_of_the_Big_Mac
    Return_of_the_Big_Mac Posts: 474 Member
    P.S. If it isn't obvious then I hope this clears things up. This is in jest. However, I would still like to meet new people... mostly people who have a sense of humor and aren't complete *kitten*.

    Lol! You're always a nice guy, but I couldn't resist.

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  • Return_of_the_Big_Mac
    Return_of_the_Big_Mac Posts: 474 Member
    I don't know what a CDO is.

    collateralized debt obligation a/k/a questionable financial engineering

    I can't say that cleared anything up. I guess I'm just not nerdy enough.

    Imagine if you promise to pay me back $100... and I go and tell another guy that I will let him collect the $100 from you if he pays me $90. Now imagine if I go to a third guy and say that I know, FOR SURE, that no one's going to collect that money and I will sell him an insurance policy that will pay out if you don't pay up.

    Imagine doing this a million times and then putting that on one contract and selling it to someone saying that if they buy this, they can have all of the money that occurs as a result.

    Win
  • 20Grit
    20Grit Posts: 752 Member
    You should really change your picture.

    Its far too distracting when you look as pretty as you do.

    :yawn:
  • Kaelakcr
    Kaelakcr Posts: 505 Member
    You should really change your picture.

    Its far too distracting when you look as pretty as you do.

    :yawn:

    NO BRO SHAMING. Women aren't animals, we are responsible for our own actions! Him dressing like that doesn't excuse a woman's behavior!

    (I'm kind of being facetious, but serious at the same time.)
  • Return_of_the_Big_Mac
    Return_of_the_Big_Mac Posts: 474 Member
    You gotta be you. Screw the haterz.

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  • Return_of_the_Big_Mac
    Return_of_the_Big_Mac Posts: 474 Member
    You should really change your picture.

    Its far too distracting when you look as pretty as you do.

    :yawn:

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  • 20Grit
    20Grit Posts: 752 Member
    You should really change your picture.

    Its far too distracting when you look as pretty as you do.

    :yawn:

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    deja vu???
  • Kaelakcr
    Kaelakcr Posts: 505 Member
    You should really change your picture.

    Its far too distracting when you look as pretty as you do.

    :yawn:

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  • Return_of_the_Big_Mac
    Return_of_the_Big_Mac Posts: 474 Member

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  • dbanks80
    dbanks80 Posts: 3,685 Member
    You look Alllllllllright!

    LOL!
  • Return_of_the_Big_Mac
    Return_of_the_Big_Mac Posts: 474 Member
    You look Alllllllllright!

    LOL!

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  • MissDetermined335
    MissDetermined335 Posts: 22 Member
    I vote for a piccy of your mug so WE can all be the judges on your hotness. That way we will be better equipped to be your MFP virtual Oprahs.
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  • Return_of_the_Big_Mac
    Return_of_the_Big_Mac Posts: 474 Member
    I vote for a piccy of your mug so WE can all be the judges on your hotness. That way we will be better equipped to be your MFP virtual Oprahs.

    Are you even ready for this?
  • jennifurballs
    jennifurballs Posts: 247 Member
    Unfortunately, I am a complete *kitten*.
  • Return_of_the_Big_Mac
    Return_of_the_Big_Mac Posts: 474 Member
    Unfortunately, I am a complete *kitten*.

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  • marquishagetaka
    marquishagetaka Posts: 322
    "Change the scheme, alter the mood. Electrify the boys and girls if you'd be so kind." - Castor
  • Forty6and2
    Forty6and2 Posts: 2,492 Member
    Do your milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard?
  • Return_of_the_Big_Mac
    Return_of_the_Big_Mac Posts: 474 Member
    I also know how to make the black magician disappear
  • una2282
    una2282 Posts: 48 Member
    I have to tell you, rare is to see a guy stay humble after the popularity hits. Good for you for wanting to stay down to earth. Surround yourself as you said with people who are on your level intellectually and who know how to laugh at themselves. Those are people worth keeping! :-)
  • 55044TeamJoy
    55044TeamJoy Posts: 134 Member
    Have you considered opening a school for ants?
  • Return_of_the_Big_Mac
    Return_of_the_Big_Mac Posts: 474 Member
    Have you considered opening a school for ants?

    I wanted to do that in Malaysia but they denied my visa
  • FitFitzy331
    FitFitzy331 Posts: 308 Member
    Have you ever thought there's more to life than being really, really ridiculously good-looking?

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    I think this has been one of the most enjoyable threads to read, and this is a big part of the reason lol
  • headofphat
    headofphat Posts: 1,597 Member
    I feel your pain bro. We should start a support group for guys like us.

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