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I'm eating 1200 calories and not losing! Wah! What I am doing wrong???
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YOU'RE MEAN! RUDE! How dare you tell me that what I'm doing is WRONG! I will report you to the MFP gods!0 -
#5 is my altime favorite. :drinker:
Oh, and what about the raspberry ketones?0 -
Hey, have you guys heard of this new product that Dr. Oz is selling? It helps you lose 50 lbs in 2 seconds. My great aunt's daughter's dog's cousin's friend's uncle's sister took it and it worked for her!
UGH, that name! Dr. Oz is the keynote speaker at the American Massage Therapy Associations National Convention this year. There's a lot of feathers ruffled about that. Massage Therapists have been working hard to improve their standing in the healthcare arena and gain credibility, and then they invite Dr. Freaking Oz to be the keynote speaker. What a joke. Not saying he isn't a good cardiologist, or whatever he was actually trained to do...but the ridiculous crap he peddles. He should be ashamed of himself...while he swims in his Scrooge McDuck style coin vault.
Back on topic, sort of - anyone get a friend request and have a back and forth message exchange, and they seem so nice and they ask questions about you and you *really* start to get to know each other....and then several emails in, you find out they sell herbalife or body by vi or beachbody or some other such nonsense. I always hear sad trombone.0 -
Friend Request "I need friends for motivation and support and I wish to do the same. We have mutual friends"
*checks profile* 5,435 friends - duh of course we have mutual's since you are trying to acquire all of MFP. And if MY friends are not supportive enough for you what makes you think I will be?!?0 -
Great thread!
Am I in 'starvation mode'?!?!
edit for wordy dird.....0 -
Commenting because this is hilarious...0
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Also no I don't want to lift heavy because I put on muscle easy.
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Q: Hey guys, my hair is falling out and I'm urinating blood. Any 5'3" females with a goal weight of 145lbs having similar symptoms?
A: Lift heavy
lmaooo crying #death #atworkplzstopHey guys, so I have my sisters wedding coming up 3 weeks from now and I need to know what the fastest way to lose 200lbs is because I need to fit into a bikini for the reception. I lost a bunch of weight 6 months ago using green smoothies and cocaine but then I moved in with my boyfriend who eats very badly and I gained a bunch of weight back. So what I'm really looking for is some recommendations on what types of alcohol is best for someone who's doing the 3 day Military Diet. Also no I don't want to lift heavy because I put on muscle easy.
You're amazing0 -
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"HELP! I need to 'loose' 20 pounds by next week. I'm not 'loosing' weight fast enough"
"xxx completed her food and exercise diary and was under her calorie goal" - cool, let's like it to encourage her!
View diary >> Total calories: 300 - :noway: no, no, no, no! Me no likey, NO!
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Also no I don't want to lift heavy because I put on muscle easy.
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Pffft, hahaha, that's awesome. :laugh:0 -
Hi, I am xxxx, I am back for teh 29th time and I am serious this time need supportive friend to motovate me!
You forgot to ask for their KIK usernames :laugh:0 -
"I know you can't spot-reduce, but how do I reduce fat from this one spot on my body?"0
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"Guys here's my picture I am 5'eleventy and 100+XZY pounds I don't feel very thin or pretty please am I thin and pretty?"
GAH. :noway:0 -
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#6 Not so funny:sad: Woe is me. I'm losing inches so..0 -
"Do I eat my exercise calories back?"0
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