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Hey "grammar nazi", don't be mean.. What's wrong with loosing?"HELP! I need to 'loose' 20 pounds by next week. I'm not 'loosing' weight fast enough"
"xxx completed her food and exercise diary and was under her calorie goal" - cool, let's like it to encourage her!
View diary >> Total calories: 300 - :noway: no, no, no, no! Me no likey, NO!
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Also no I don't want to lift heavy because I put on muscle easy.
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Pffft, hahaha, that's awesome. :laugh:0 -
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Hi, I am xxxx, I am back for teh 29th time and I am serious this time need supportive friend to motovate me!
You forgot to ask for their KIK usernames :laugh:0 -
LOL"I know you can't spot-reduce, but how do I reduce fat from this one spot on my body?"0 -
"Guys here's my picture I am 5'eleventy and 100+XZY pounds I don't feel very thin or pretty please am I thin and pretty?"
GAH. :noway:0 -
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#6 Not so funny:sad: Woe is me. I'm losing inches so..0 -
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"Do I eat my exercise calories back?"0
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OK so to be serious for a moment. I think my husband is cheating on me and this has triggered a lot of emotional eating and I'm in a very very very dark place. So I need some advice, what do you think my macros should be? Keep in mind I'm having my TOM and doing 1200 calories so we're pretty much limited to eating clean here. Like this morning for example I had some vegan honey on drizzled on a marshmallow. All this doesn't explain why I gained 2lbs overnight!!!!! I mean I've been doing the 30 Day Shred, P90X, Insanity, hot yoga, and light cleaning for 4 days and I haven't lost anything.
I might not need to do my cardio today because I'm laughing so hard at your posts!0 -
Every time someone says they are "loosing" weight it makes me think of it all coming out of their bowels. Yick.0
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"Guys here's my picture I am 5'eleventy and 100+XZY pounds I don't feel very thin or pretty please am I thin and pretty?"
GAH. :noway:
Lol! Every time I see those I'm tempted to comment and tell them that they look like a beast, but it's wrong or whatever. :smokin:0 -
Every time someone says they are "loosing" weight it makes me think of it all coming out of their bowels. Yick.
I always think they are unleasing the fury of their shed pounds upon the world.
"He hath loosed the fateful lighning from his terrible swiftsword. His truth is marching ooooon...."0 -
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"Only water counts as water"
ETA: "I don't eat food with chemicals."0 -
Date, Marry, Pass
Add a word, drop a word
Have you ever creeped the person above you's profile pictures
Song title GAME!!0 -
OK so to be serious for a moment. I think my husband is cheating on me and this has triggered a lot of emotional eating and I'm in a very very very dark place. So I need some advice, what do you think my macros should be? Keep in mind I'm having my TOM and doing 1200 calories so we're pretty much limited to eating clean here. Like this morning for example I had some vegan honey on drizzled on a marshmallow. All this doesn't explain why I gained 2lbs overnight!!!!! I mean I've been doing the 30 Day Shred, P90X, Insanity, hot yoga, and light cleaning for 4 days and I haven't lost anything.
You're probably a marshmallow addict.0 -
So I've decided I'm eliminating grains from my diet because I have a self diagnosed toast intolerance. What are some good recipes that have just meat and veggies in them? Keep in mind I'm a picky eater and the only vegetables I like are turnips and cherry tomatoes. Also I hate fish, chicken, pork, and beef. I only need recipes for 6 days worth though because one day I week I plan on doing a cheat day where I can eat as much pizza, ice cream, and candy I want.
"Also I can't cook and I am very busy, so I only have 4 minutes and 38 seconds to eat each of my meals."0 -
hahaha in for the laughs0
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I have never posted anything on here - but you guys SERIOUSLY made me laugh!!!
How many cardio calories do I get to count for that??? LOL :laugh:0 -
OMG it's Friday! Post your best cat gifs!!!! So many feelz!!!!
THAT is FUNNY!!!0 -
Please send me cauliflower replacement recipes!!!!0
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How about this one:
"Best Bangali baba ji vashikaran specialist call ###-###-#### solve all your love money weight loss job pet children problems"
I mean, seriously? Everyone knows the best bangali baba ji vashikaran is Dr. Oz. Pssh.0 -
Hey "grammar nazi", don't be mean.. What's wrong with loosing?"HELP! I need to 'loose' 20 pounds by next week. I'm not 'loosing' weight fast enough"
Apparently, I am not the only Grammar Nazi here :laugh:
When the OP writes Loose, I loose it :explode: :laugh:0 -
OMG it's Friday! Post your best cat gifs!!!! So many feelz!!!!
I am 'loosing' it here in the office with all of BFDeal's comments :laugh:0 -
How about this one:
"Best Bangali baba ji vashikaran specialist call ###-###-#### solve all your love money weight loss job pet children problems"
I mean, seriously? Everyone knows the best bangali baba ji vashikaran is Dr. Oz. Pssh.
THIS!! ^^ :laugh:0 -
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Tagging for more laughs!0
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