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  • daydreams_of_pretty
    daydreams_of_pretty Posts: 506 Member
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    OK so to be serious for a moment. I think my husband is cheating on me and this has triggered a lot of emotional eating and I'm in a very very very dark place. So I need some advice, what do you think my macros should be? Keep in mind I'm having my TOM and doing 1200 calories so we're pretty much limited to eating clean here. Like this morning for example I had some vegan honey on drizzled on a marshmallow. All this doesn't explain why I gained 2lbs overnight!!!!! I mean I've been doing the 30 Day Shred, P90X, Insanity, hot yoga, and light cleaning for 4 days and I haven't lost anything.

    I might not need to do my cardio today because I'm laughing so hard at your posts!
  • girlviernes
    girlviernes Posts: 2,402 Member
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    Every time someone says they are "loosing" weight it makes me think of it all coming out of their bowels. Yick.
  • daydreams_of_pretty
    daydreams_of_pretty Posts: 506 Member
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    "Guys here's my picture I am 5'eleventy and 100+XZY pounds I don't feel very thin or pretty please am I thin and pretty?"

    GAH. :noway:

    Lol! Every time I see those I'm tempted to comment and tell them that they look like a beast, but it's wrong or whatever. :smokin:
  • nilbogger
    nilbogger Posts: 870 Member
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    Every time someone says they are "loosing" weight it makes me think of it all coming out of their bowels. Yick.

    I always think they are unleasing the fury of their shed pounds upon the world.

    "He hath loosed the fateful lighning from his terrible swiftsword. His truth is marching ooooon...."
  • sheldonz42
    sheldonz42 Posts: 233 Member
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    "Only water counts as water"

    ETA: "I don't eat food with chemicals."
  • Pirate_chick
    Pirate_chick Posts: 1,216 Member
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    Date, Marry, Pass
    Add a word, drop a word

    Have you ever creeped the person above you's profile pictures

    Song title GAME!!
  • bergpa
    bergpa Posts: 148 Member
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    OK so to be serious for a moment. I think my husband is cheating on me and this has triggered a lot of emotional eating and I'm in a very very very dark place. So I need some advice, what do you think my macros should be? Keep in mind I'm having my TOM and doing 1200 calories so we're pretty much limited to eating clean here. Like this morning for example I had some vegan honey on drizzled on a marshmallow. All this doesn't explain why I gained 2lbs overnight!!!!! I mean I've been doing the 30 Day Shred, P90X, Insanity, hot yoga, and light cleaning for 4 days and I haven't lost anything.


    You're probably a marshmallow addict.
  • nilbogger
    nilbogger Posts: 870 Member
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    So I've decided I'm eliminating grains from my diet because I have a self diagnosed toast intolerance. What are some good recipes that have just meat and veggies in them? Keep in mind I'm a picky eater and the only vegetables I like are turnips and cherry tomatoes. Also I hate fish, chicken, pork, and beef. I only need recipes for 6 days worth though because one day I week I plan on doing a cheat day where I can eat as much pizza, ice cream, and candy I want.

    "Also I can't cook and I am very busy, so I only have 4 minutes and 38 seconds to eat each of my meals."
  • Magenta15
    Magenta15 Posts: 850 Member
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    hahaha in for the laughs
  • malonso68
    malonso68 Posts: 1
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    I have never posted anything on here - but you guys SERIOUSLY made me laugh!!!

    How many cardio calories do I get to count for that??? LOL :laugh:
  • MizTerry
    MizTerry Posts: 3,763 Member
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    OMG it's Friday! Post your best cat gifs!!!! So many feelz!!!!
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    THAT is FUNNY!!!
  • TriLifter
    TriLifter Posts: 1,283 Member
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    Please send me cauliflower replacement recipes!!!!
  • SuperVixen2B
    SuperVixen2B Posts: 218 Member
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    How about this one:

    "Best Bangali baba ji vashikaran specialist call ###-###-#### solve all your love money weight loss job pet children problems"

    I mean, seriously? Everyone knows the best bangali baba ji vashikaran is Dr. Oz. Pssh.
  • dj1skywalker
    dj1skywalker Posts: 86
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    "HELP! I need to 'loose' 20 pounds by next week. I'm not 'loosing' weight fast enough"
    Hey "grammar nazi", don't be mean.. What's wrong with loosing?


    Apparently, I am not the only Grammar Nazi here :laugh:

    When the OP writes Loose, I loose it :explode: :laugh:
  • dj1skywalker
    dj1skywalker Posts: 86
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    OMG it's Friday! Post your best cat gifs!!!! So many feelz!!!!
    2324856265_d1944f2fb3.jpg

    I am 'loosing' it here in the office with all of BFDeal's comments :laugh:
  • dj1skywalker
    dj1skywalker Posts: 86
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    How about this one:

    "Best Bangali baba ji vashikaran specialist call ###-###-#### solve all your love money weight loss job pet children problems"

    I mean, seriously? Everyone knows the best bangali baba ji vashikaran is Dr. Oz. Pssh.

    THIS!! ^^ :laugh:
  • mathjulz
    mathjulz Posts: 5,514 Member
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    Tagging for more laughs!

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