Grounds for divorce?

JenniDaisy
JenniDaisy Posts: 526 Member
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Using my white linen napkins to clean up paint! :sad:

Maybe I should just skip the fuss and murder him?!
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  • mopar_lover
    mopar_lover Posts: 198
    ummmmmmmm..............................................we're just guys and I'm sorry to say they kinda look like clean rags. Didn't you need some new ones anyway?? Maybe in a different color?
  • miss_jessiejane
    miss_jessiejane Posts: 2,819 Member
    What kind of paint? If you haven't washed it yet, you might still be able to get it out.
  • CountryBabe75
    CountryBabe75 Posts: 120 Member
    Use those linen napkins to clean up the blood after you muder him and then buy even nicer ones with the insurance money.
  • 55044TeamJoy
    55044TeamJoy Posts: 134 Member
    Murder/Suicide
  • gdnplnty
    gdnplnty Posts: 167 Member
    It's just towels. Perhaps a new reason for you to get a few new ones??
  • JenniDaisy
    JenniDaisy Posts: 526 Member
    What kind of paint? If you haven't washed it yet, you might still be able to get it out.

    Interior wall paint, they are soaking right now. He better pray that it comes out.
  • Holly_Roman_Empire
    Holly_Roman_Empire Posts: 4,440 Member
    Use those linen napkins to clean up the blood after you muder him and then buy even nicer ones with the insurance money.

    I'd go with this.

    OP, this is the reason why my house can't have nice things. :tongue:
  • HamptonPhoenix
    HamptonPhoenix Posts: 108 Member
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  • JenniDaisy
    JenniDaisy Posts: 526 Member
    It's just towels. Perhaps a new reason for you to get a few new ones??

    They were a gift for our wedding, and we're pretty poor so they were one of our few fancy things :frown:
  • Joannah700
    Joannah700 Posts: 2,665 Member
    I bought some nice white linen napkins for Thanksgiving via Amazon for less than $3 each.
  • lillysunshine1
    lillysunshine1 Posts: 8 Member
    Use those linen napkins to clean up the blood after you murder him and then buy even nicer ones with the insurance money.

    This is right. :)
  • MinnieInMaine
    MinnieInMaine Posts: 6,400 Member
    I was going to ask if they were heirlooms or something and saw your reply about them being wedding presents. That definitely stinks but not grounds for divorce...or murder...unless maybe this is a straw that broke the camel's back thing and he's done some truly horrid things to you and yours. :)

    Once they come clean or you find affordable replacements - hide them well so it never happens again!

    They drive us crazy but we still manage to love them...
  • Some_Watery_Tart
    Some_Watery_Tart Posts: 2,250 Member
    Tie them into a long rope and then strangle him with it.
  • nilbogger
    nilbogger Posts: 870 Member
    Wait... they make napkins out of CLOTH now?
  • OnTheGround
    OnTheGround Posts: 78
    Use those linen napkins to clean up the blood after you muder him and then buy even nicer ones with the insurance money.

    :laugh: :drinker:
  • Palamedes
    Palamedes Posts: 174 Member
    Take the napkins. Put a roll of quarters in the center. Carefully gather up the corners. A quick twist and then you can beat him to death.
  • Chaotic_Weevil
    Chaotic_Weevil Posts: 199 Member
    Look, sometimes your partner messes up and screws up something stupid like napkins. You need to ask yourself where your feelings are coming from, how he might be feeling, and most importantly, what tool you will use to ultimately disembowel him
  • gelendestrasse
    gelendestrasse Posts: 204
    Using my white linen napkins to clean up paint! :sad:

    Maybe I should just skip the fuss and murder him?!

    But then what would you use to clean up the blood? :wink:
  • Zaftique
    Zaftique Posts: 599 Member
    Look, sometimes your partner messes up and screws up something stupid like napkins. You need to ask yourself where your feelings are coming from, how he might be feeling, and most importantly, what tool you will use to ultimately disembowel him

    ^^^ This.

    A careful, reasoned approach always works best when you eventually have to go before the jury.
  • farway
    farway Posts: 1,264 Member
    As they were wedding gift, have you forgotten or just ignore the wedding vows? Love, honour & obey, through richer & poorer?

    And they were his napkins as well as yours

    PS, I know your post was tongue in cheek
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  • reddz12
    reddz12 Posts: 350 Member
    only if you use your new paint rags to clean up the blood!
  • MaddyT122
    MaddyT122 Posts: 152 Member
    Use those linen napkins to clean up the blood after you muder him and then buy even nicer ones with the insurance money.

    ^^ This
  • monicastricker9
    monicastricker9 Posts: 56
    no don't do that, its not worth spending your life in a communial bathroom, which is what a prison cell is ;)
  • mandybear014
    mandybear014 Posts: 209 Member
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  • pleasurelittletreasure
    pleasurelittletreasure Posts: 236 Member
    Napkins are a small offense. Wait til he want to surprise you and 'helps' with the laundry. And, while everything thing is in the dryer on hot, asks you if you wanted your favorite pink wool sweater washed....

    He survived, but there's a limp to this day.
  • icyeyes317
    icyeyes317 Posts: 226 Member
    Maybe not death, but certainly a solid maiming. :sick:
  • FitFitzy331
    FitFitzy331 Posts: 308 Member
    no don't do that, its not worth spending your life in a communial bathroom, which is what a prison cell is ;)

    If she gets solitary i think she gets her own bathroom. Then it will also be quite peaceful.
  • abyt42
    abyt42 Posts: 1,358 Member
    Use those linen napkins to clean up the blood after you muder him and then buy even nicer ones with the insurance money.

    I'd go with this.

    OP, this is the reason why my house can't have nice things. :tongue:

    This made my day.
  • maab_connor
    maab_connor Posts: 3,927 Member
    What kind of paint? If you haven't washed it yet, you might still be able to get it out.

    Interior wall paint, they are soaking right now. He better pray that it comes out.

    don't soak them. take them to the kitchen sink and run the water on COLD rinse and ring until the water is clear feel free to use soap. soaking will actually set the stain.

    i used to be a professional painter.

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