Grounds for divorce?

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  • Chieflrg
    Chieflrg Posts: 9,097 Member
    Technically half of those linen napkins are his. I can assume he didn't use yours but his.
  • doriharvey
    doriharvey Posts: 89 Member
    I think this offense probably could merit death, but if there is any added value that would be lost in this event (like your freedom or Friday trash to the curb) then perhaps restitution to replace the napkins and community service..... since you are the judge and jury you can determine the best place for that service. :-)
  • WhatAnAss
    WhatAnAss Posts: 1,598 Member
    I'm just stunned he cleaned it up... O.o

    He could use the table cloth for all i cared.. he cleaned up... *faints*

    Yes! Definitely this! I would be so shocked I wouldn't even notice the napkins lol
  • MizTerry
    MizTerry Posts: 3,763 Member
    Melt all the remotes.
  • methodman78
    methodman78 Posts: 126 Member
    do a Mrs John-Wayne Bobbitt ?
  • Great_Mazinga
    Great_Mazinga Posts: 214 Member
    Reminds me of the time my wife's toilet over flowed [her fault], and I used her fancy bath towels to sop up the mess. That was years ago. I still hear about that. Like WhatAnAss said, at least I cleaned it up. Can't I get some credit? :\
  • jennifer_417
    jennifer_417 Posts: 12,344 Member
    Look, sometimes your partner messes up and screws up something stupid like napkins. You need to ask yourself where your feelings are coming from, how he might be feeling, and most importantly, what tool you will use to ultimately disembowel him

    I like you.:flowerforyou:
  • liftingbro
    liftingbro Posts: 2,029 Member
    I think that a lot of wives would be happy he thought to clean up after himself. :noway:
  • Deipneus
    Deipneus Posts: 1,861 Member
    This reminds me of one of my favorite Louis CK bits: "If Murder Was Legal". http://goo.gl/hFTfi2

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