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Let's start a story.... add 5 words
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he could solve quantum physics0
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life could continue without major0
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events taking place at home0
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But alas, a starship landed0
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with no stars on it0
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It did however have aliens0
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that landed for one purpose:0
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to infiltrate the human race0
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But along came a hero0
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who disrupted the hormonal balance.0
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and had the perfect weapon0
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to do the job today0
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It was a Nimbus 20000
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but only a Nimbecile could0
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But he wasnt quite ready0
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So He Blew Kush Blunts0
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he suddenly got the courage0
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to strip down naked and0
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Run fast down the street0
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where all hell breaks loose0
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firing the Nimbus 2000 at0
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All kush, destroying it forever.0
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Humankind made a memorial to0
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honor the- wait, what the0
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*kitten* ? Reload that Nimbus and0
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join the circus. Maybe then0
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We can get somewhere with0
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getting the licensed companion laws0
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to include battery powered toys0
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Cuz they are much fun!0
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