Things that make you go, "WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!?!?!"

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  • JojoW8183
    JojoW8183 Posts: 540 Member
    I dunno im kind of with the OP on this, I don't like my vegetables masquerading as delicious food that they're not (I mean I lurve cauliflower but theres no way I'd ruin a pizza by making it out of some)

    Omg cauliflower pizza crust is delish! But it may just be an acquired taste. I don't eat regular pizza crust, just the toppings :happy:
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  • seltzermint555
    seltzermint555 Posts: 10,740 Member
    Ummm.. those seem fine. It's not like people are replacing pasta with zucchini pasta. They happen to be cutting down on pasta and happen to enjoy zucchini - and now have more meals in which to eat it now that pasta isn't happening as often. It's simply a different dish. Like thinking "Do I want sushi tonight? Or maybe Zucchini with a sauce? Perhaps spaghetti squash or maybe some pizza".

    See...this is my thinking too.

    BUT honestly...about 99% of the time when people promote some of these recipes, it IS with the attitude (and a preachy vibe) that they must REPLACE former versions like pasta, wheat crust, etc. Forever. Or suffer dire consequences. That's the part I dislike.
  • bugaboo_sue
    bugaboo_sue Posts: 552 Member
    People who use bathrooms and don't wash their hands... especially public bathrooms, if I could go into those with a hazmat suit on I would.

    so if i go in a public bathroom to pee i should wash my hands and touch that nasty *kitten* sink and soap dispenser? I know where my junk has been, i have no idea who's been touching everything else in the bathroom. I'll pass.

    dropping a deuce is another issue.

    Either get a paper hand towel and use that to touch the sink (not sure why you're grossed out about the soap dispenser since you should be washing it off any way). Or if there are no paper towels use your elbow to turn the water off.
  • Cryptonomnomicon
    Cryptonomnomicon Posts: 848 Member
    People who use bathrooms and don't wash their hands... especially public bathrooms, if I could go into those with a hazmat suit on I would.

    so if i go in a public bathroom to pee i should wash my hands and touch that nasty *kitten* sink and soap dispenser? I know where my junk has been, i have no idea who's been touching everything else in the bathroom. I'll pass.

    dropping a deuce is another issue.
    Please don't be a member at my gym or work in the food preparation industry...

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  • Alluminati
    Alluminati Posts: 6,208 Member
    TOFU bacon. . oh the humanity!

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    bahahahaha Winner ^^
  • Derpes
    Derpes Posts: 2,033 Member
    People who use bathrooms and don't wash their hands... especially public bathrooms, if I could go into those with a hazmat suit on I would.

    This is a big one.......*shudders
  • headofphat
    headofphat Posts: 1,597 Member
    People who use bathrooms and don't wash their hands... especially public bathrooms, if I could go into those with a hazmat suit on I would.

    so if i go in a public bathroom to pee i should wash my hands and touch that nasty *kitten* sink and soap dispenser? I know where my junk has been, i have no idea who's been touching everything else in the bathroom. I'll pass.

    dropping a deuce is another issue.

    Either get a paper hand towel and use that to touch the sink (not sure why you're grossed out about the soap dispenser since you should be washing it off any way). Or if there are no paper towels use your elbow to turn the water off.

    Still a lot of touching of things in a public bathroom in your scenario. Like i said i'll just go with touching my junk and that's it.
    Maybe y'all should look at the internet and research the things that go on in a public bathrooms not to mention the people that use them, good or bad.

    Hint: If you see a hole in the wall, don't put your face near it.
  • trinatrina1984
    trinatrina1984 Posts: 1,018 Member
    People who use bathrooms and don't wash their hands... especially public bathrooms, if I could go into those with a hazmat suit on I would.

    so if i go in a public bathroom to pee i should wash my hands and touch that nasty *kitten* sink and soap dispenser? I know where my junk has been, i have no idea who's been touching everything else in the bathroom. I'll pass.

    dropping a deuce is another issue.
    Please don't be a member at my gym or work in the food preparation industry...

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    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • trinatrina1984
    trinatrina1984 Posts: 1,018 Member
    TOFU bacon. . oh the humanity!

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    There aren't enough no's in the world
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    trinatrina1984 Posts: 1,018 Member
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  • Mikkimeow
    Mikkimeow Posts: 1,282 Member
    People with small, closed minds who cannot accept things that are different.

    Overly pretentious people who look for every opportunity to demonstrate how intellectually superior they are.

    Perfect comeback :drinker:

    How many threads are you going to come into and annoy people?
  • JojoW8183
    JojoW8183 Posts: 540 Member
    People with small, closed minds who cannot accept things that are different.

    Overly pretentious people who look for every opportunity to demonstrate how intellectually superior they are.

    Perfect comeback :drinker:

    I think I'm in the overly pretentious category...it's not my fault I'm smarter, I like to educate peoples, lol. :tongue:
  • DamePiglet
    DamePiglet Posts: 3,730 Member
    People who use bathrooms and don't wash their hands... especially public bathrooms, if I could go into those with a hazmat suit on I would.

    so if i go in a public bathroom to pee i should wash my hands and touch that nasty *kitten* sink and soap dispenser? I know where my junk has been, i have no idea who's been touching everything else in the bathroom. I'll pass.

    dropping a deuce is another issue.

    Either get a paper hand towel and use that to touch the sink (not sure why you're grossed out about the soap dispenser since you should be washing it off any way). Or if there are no paper towels use your elbow to turn the water off.

    Still a lot of touching of things in a public bathroom in your scenario. Like i said i'll just go with touching my junk and that's it.
    Maybe y'all should look at the internet and research the things that go on in a public bathrooms not to mention the people that use them, good or bad.

    Hint: If you see a hole in the wall, don't put your face near it.

    How does any of that change when you drop a deuce?
  • BlueBombers
    BlueBombers Posts: 4,064 Member
    This actually looks good, but sadly, not Manchurian chicken. It's cauliflower. :sick:


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    That's just wrong :noway:
  • Arcaenah
    Arcaenah Posts: 37 Member
    What are the things (seen on MFP or not) that make you say, "WHHYYYY?!?!?!?!"? Here are some of mine.

    Vegetable Spaghetti? Why? Why do you hate God? And Italians?
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    THIS. I'm Italian, and I assure you that zucchine will NEVER work as spaghetti. When cooked, they're all soft and stuff. WHY.
  • BlueBombers
    BlueBombers Posts: 4,064 Member
    People who throw their cash at me one bill at a time when I'm taking their payments where I work... I am NOT a HOOKER or a STRIPPER. DO NOT THROW YOUR CASH AT ME.

    Sorry not seen on MFP, but it still drives me NUTS.

    That is just disrespectful on so many levels :angry:
  • BlueBombers
    BlueBombers Posts: 4,064 Member
    -The sexy pants link posted as a response on every single thread.

    -Over sized flat brimmed baseball hats.

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  • Shalaurise
    Shalaurise Posts: 707 Member
    TOFU bacon. . oh the humanity!

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    Bwahahahah! <3
    People with small, closed minds who cannot accept things that are different.

    Overly pretentious people who look for every opportunity to demonstrate how intellectually superior they are.

    What does pretentious mean?

    You sound clever mister!

    *giggles*

    Being told what I am and am not allowed to feed my child because someone else's child has a restricted diet for whatever reason. My child isn't fat at all (like me), she isn't allergic to wheat bread or peanuts, so screw off.
  • abelcat1
    abelcat1 Posts: 186 Member
    This actually looks good, but sadly, not Manchurian chicken. It's cauliflower. :sick:


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    Ohhhh Yum Yum... looks absolutely yummi. Found the recipe, but sadly deepfried veggies will sabotage my plan... saved for later. http://www.shwetainthekitchen.com/2012/07/gobi-manchurian-cauliflower-manchurian.html
  • Cameron_1969
    Cameron_1969 Posts: 2,855 Member
    This actually looks good, but sadly, not Manchurian chicken. It's cauliflower. :sick:


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    Lol. .You can put a sesame-seed honey glaze on a bunch of auto parts and they'll look tasty!
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  • Kattarra
    Kattarra Posts: 190 Member
    My pet peeve: A patient sitting in a wating room who ignores me when I call their name. If your legal name on your chart is "Alexander" but you prefer to go by "Alex", don't just sit there and stare at me when I call "Alexander". You may think it's funny when you do this, but if you are the 4th person to do that in a day its very irritating. Instead, stand up and politely say "I like to be called Alex".
  • Pirate_chick
    Pirate_chick Posts: 1,216 Member
    Creepy dudes at stop lights. staring like this. No lie just happened, he was staring so hard I waved and thanked god the light changed.

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  • rachelrb85
    rachelrb85 Posts: 579 Member
    JUST saw on the news they were talking about vegetable/zucchini lasagna. Whyyyyyy?????!!!

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  • HarleyQuinn26
    HarleyQuinn26 Posts: 158 Member
    People who tell me I HAVE to eat this and workout THIS way because it worked for them.
  • PatchEFog
    PatchEFog Posts: 152 Member
    JUST saw on the news they were talking about vegetable/zucchini lasagna. Whyyyyyy?????!!!

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    That looks so awesome! Please post recipe source next time! Yum!
  • PatchEFog
    PatchEFog Posts: 152 Member
    I get some of the BEST recipes from threads like this!!!
    Thanks!
  • Joannah700
    Joannah700 Posts: 2,665 Member
    TOFU bacon. . oh the humanity!

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    *gigglesnort*

    Now I want to watch Fresh Prince. Is that on Netflix yet?


    But seriously, anything that tries to replace chocolate with black beans. NO. That is not even funny. That is sad.

    Small portions people. We can still enjoy the good things in small portions.
  • rachelrb85
    rachelrb85 Posts: 579 Member

    Now I want to watch Fresh Prince. Is that on Netflix yet?


    But seriously, anything that tries to replace chocolate with black beans. NO. That is not even funny. That is sad.

    Small portions people. We can still enjoy the good things in small portions.

    Replace chocolate... with... wha? How is that even a thing?!

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