things I hate

People who basically crawl in stores or malls. I want to mow them down or at least give them a push. I personally think stores and malls should have 2 lanes on both sides. Slow and get the f out of my way.

The food police. If you want to restrict yourself fine, but don't be so critical of others choices just because it's not on your personal list of approved foods.

I am a little appalled at people who hate people for giving their opinions. There are few things more easy to ignore than someone else's opinion. I mean, how does someone "shove" their opinion down your throat?

I kind of enjoy people with opinions I disagree with because then it gives me an opportunity to feel secretly superior.

Starts with c ends with a t

Headaches
Seizures
Cancer

sorry,
I'm being morbid tonight.

when you have to pee and the baby is nursing or just fell asleep

Dayummm your struggle is REAL!

I was getting ready to say the exact same thing. The struggle is real. I will never forget. I almost pissed myself many a night.

People who speed in a school zone.

People who continue to speed in a school zone after I've screamed at them.

People who ride my *kitten* when I'm doing the speed limit in a school zone.

Picking up my kids today didn't go well. :grumble:

GIRL!!!! I feel you! I was in RARE form tonight. This *kitten* came one ace of hitting my side view mirror. Asshat was FLYING by me on this small road. I've got news, had he hit me, I would've chased him down and beat his *kitten*! (Yes, I am slightly redneck. It comes out every now and then.) I'm thankful all of the Kindergarten kids had been picked up, and the rest of the kids didn't get out until 2:45pm, but still, asshat doesn't need to be speeding through a school zone even if my kid was in the car!

When people talk to me right when I wake up.

I am all about the first five words...

-Slow drivers, bad drivers, impolite drivers...basically anyone else who drives

-College Tuition

-Waking up early

-Fleas

-Catcalling

-The smell of seafood

-MATH :noway:

Selfies
People that are constantly taking and posting selfies on social media.

Cell phones and the idiots that can't look up from them.

Not a complete list, but off the top of my head and in no particular order:

Toby Keith, Bruno Mars, being overweight, Samsung/Windows vs Apple fights, the movie “Batman and Robin,” Notre Dame, Kobe Bryant, Lebron James, the Dallas Cowboys, my cars, running errands on weekends, doing laundry, seafood, that there are people who think Emmitt Smith was better than Barry Sanders, the New York Yankees, stereotyping, that people think Pepsi is a suitable substitute for Coke – if you have Pepsi products, then I’m having Mountain Dew, the Baltimore Ravens, trying to get the plastic off of a new DVD (or CD in the ‘olden days’), that animals seem to only nose through my trash and not my neighbors, having my picture taken at family holidays while eating, being taken advantage of/taken for granted, trying to eat Taco Bell while driving, instant coffee, willful ignorance, when restaurants call chicken strips “boneless chicken wings,” nicki minaj, the slurping sound of certain people (but not all—I didn’t mean for that to sound dirty), when the cup of cheese accompanying the soft pretzel is not nearly enough to use for the entire pretzel, the word “bold” to describe taste, people who quit an online game because they are losing, Michael Vick, and his brother Marcus, dry spells, when people in front of me enter a public place (like a mall, hospital, whatever) and then immediately stop just inside the door while they decide what direction they need to go, that the microwave popcorn industry can’t discover the exact amount of time to pop a bag (it’s 2:15), when places say they don’t have a “small,” but they have “medium, large and extra large” (Domino’s was the first place I had an argument about this with), that smurfs always seemed much smaller than 3 apples tall especially to live in mushrooms, ESPN’s involvement in influencing sports rather than simply reporting and broadcasting sports, when people say “also too,” that I can’t find a decent Wolverine action figure, Ben Roethlisberger, when people try to guilt me into reposting something on Facebook, name amalgams for couples (i.e. Bennifer, Kimye, Brangilena), Keeping up with the Kardashians, the Mio commercials with animal people, Gangnum Style, Cotton Eye Joe, trying to fold my own wrap or burrito, the phrase “just sayin’ and “it is what it is,” and…. Did I say Toby Keith?

English Peas :sick:

Hypocrites

Smoking
When people don't spay or neuter their pets
Bad pet owners
Hoarding
Drunk drivers
Telemarketers
Stink bugs
Insomnia
The Philadelphia eagles
Eagles fans in general
Beets
Being sick
Split ends
Breaking a nail
Liars
Husbands best friend

texters sitting on a green light...ugh