things I hate

when you have to pee and the baby is nursing or just fell asleep

Not a complete list, but off the top of my head and in no particular order:

Toby Keith, Bruno Mars, being overweight, Samsung/Windows vs Apple fights, the movie “Batman and Robin,” Notre Dame, Kobe Bryant, Lebron James, the Dallas Cowboys, my cars, running errands on weekends, doing laundry, seafood, that there are people who think Emmitt Smith was better than Barry Sanders, the New York Yankees, stereotyping, that people think Pepsi is a suitable substitute for Coke – if you have Pepsi products, then I’m having Mountain Dew, the Baltimore Ravens, trying to get the plastic off of a new DVD (or CD in the ‘olden days’), that animals seem to only nose through my trash and not my neighbors, having my picture taken at family holidays while eating, being taken advantage of/taken for granted, trying to eat Taco Bell while driving, instant coffee, willful ignorance, when restaurants call chicken strips “boneless chicken wings,” nicki minaj, the slurping sound of certain people (but not all—I didn’t mean for that to sound dirty), when the cup of cheese accompanying the soft pretzel is not nearly enough to use for the entire pretzel, the word “bold” to describe taste, people who quit an online game because they are losing, Michael Vick, and his brother Marcus, dry spells, when people in front of me enter a public place (like a mall, hospital, whatever) and then immediately stop just inside the door while they decide what direction they need to go, that the microwave popcorn industry can’t discover the exact amount of time to pop a bag (it’s 2:15), when places say they don’t have a “small,” but they have “medium, large and extra large” (Domino’s was the first place I had an argument about this with), that smurfs always seemed much smaller than 3 apples tall especially to live in mushrooms, ESPN’s involvement in influencing sports rather than simply reporting and broadcasting sports, when people say “also too,” that I can’t find a decent Wolverine action figure, Ben Roethlisberger, when people try to guilt me into reposting something on Facebook, name amalgams for couples (i.e. Bennifer, Kimye, Brangilena), Keeping up with the Kardashians, the Mio commercials with animal people, Gangnum Style, Cotton Eye Joe, trying to fold my own wrap or burrito, the phrase “just sayin’ and “it is what it is,” and…. Did I say Toby Keith?

Selfies
People that are constantly taking and posting selfies on social media.

Hypocrites

Cell phones and the idiots that can't look up from them.