a lot of married flirting happens on mfp so...

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  • SuninVirgo
    SuninVirgo Posts: 255 Member
    Can you imagine trying to explain that to your divorce lawyer?! Hahahaha

    A friends of mine is a divorce lawyer---one day the wife of a swinging couple came into his office to file for divorce....
    Her reason: Husband had sex with a woman in a broom closet at a party without her consent.

    Another story: Husband wants to file: Wife leaves every evening for her second job delivering newspapers...did this for years....turns out her second job was a prostitute.

    divorce lawyers have heard it all!!!!
  • ajnb88
    ajnb88 Posts: 339 Member
    lol this thread.
  • Anytime a group of people get together...it turns into a 'meat market'.

    You should concentrate on your calories...not getting laid.
  • Slinky92
    Slinky92 Posts: 36 Member
    Really? This is disappointing to see.
  • Becoming_A_Butterfly
    Becoming_A_Butterfly Posts: 2,919 Member
    Can this guy join?

    hFDCCA6E1
  • NotShena
    NotShena Posts: 172 Member
    Flirting happens here?! This is for health and fitness only!!
  • MassiveDelta
    MassiveDelta Posts: 3,313 Member
    _Waffle_'s picture says it all.

    Actually its the opposite. Recent studies are showing that the tables have turned Women are now far more likely to cheat than men. #thankyouinternet
  • j_bark
    j_bark Posts: 1,266 Member
    Nothing bad can come out of this said no one never. But okay.

    And 85% of the time statistics say they are right 100% of the time. +/-3%
  • headofphat
    headofphat Posts: 1,599 Member
    Lot's of dudes in that group. Is it a married and closeted flirting group? Not that there's anything wrong with that.
  • headofphat
    headofphat Posts: 1,599 Member
    Really there is a group for that? Lmao. How do you even go about it? "Oh, hey, I see you're a married douche bag, I happen to be one as well ;)" Why do people like this even get married? Trying to figure it out hurts my head.

    Wow! So, flirting makes you a *kitten*? Try to remember that next time you get pulled over and you're flashing a cute smile at the police officer. Maybe he can write you a ticket for douchebaggery as well.
  • ajnb88
    ajnb88 Posts: 339 Member
    Really there is a group for that? Lmao. How do you even go about it? "Oh, hey, I see you're a married douche bag, I happen to be one as well ;)" Why do people like this even get married? Trying to figure it out hurts my head.

    Wow! So, flirting makes you a *kitten*? Try to remember that next time you get pulled over and you're flashing a cute smile at the police officer. Maybe he can write you a ticket for douchebaggery as well.

    Actively going out of your way to flirt specifically with other married people isn't exactly the same as a spur-of-the-moment wink or smile in a shop etc.
  • eric_sg61
    eric_sg61 Posts: 2,931 Member
    What ever group this guy's in, I'm wanting to join.



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    I'm gonna hang by the bar put out the vibe
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  • headofphat
    headofphat Posts: 1,599 Member
    Really there is a group for that? Lmao. How do you even go about it? "Oh, hey, I see you're a married douche bag, I happen to be one as well ;)" Why do people like this even get married? Trying to figure it out hurts my head.

    Wow! So, flirting makes you a *kitten*? Try to remember that next time you get pulled over and you're flashing a cute smile at the police officer. Maybe he can write you a ticket for douchebaggery as well.

    Actively going out of your way to flirt specifically with other married people isn't exactly the same as a spur-of-the-moment wink or smile in a shop etc.

    flirting is flirting pal.
  • ajnb88
    ajnb88 Posts: 339 Member
    Really there is a group for that? Lmao. How do you even go about it? "Oh, hey, I see you're a married douche bag, I happen to be one as well ;)" Why do people like this even get married? Trying to figure it out hurts my head.

    Wow! So, flirting makes you a *kitten*? Try to remember that next time you get pulled over and you're flashing a cute smile at the police officer. Maybe he can write you a ticket for douchebaggery as well.

    Actively going out of your way to flirt specifically with other married people isn't exactly the same as a spur-of-the-moment wink or smile in a shop etc.

    flirting is flirting pal.

    Do you seriously not see the difference?
  • MMulder68
    MMulder68 Posts: 139 Member
    Why encourage this behavior? :huh:

    THIS!!!!!!!!!!!
  • WOW... That is really sad... Flirting online in my opinion is cheating, if you are involoved in any romantic relationship... SMH
  • pinkiezoom
    pinkiezoom Posts: 409 Member
    Why encourage this behavior? :huh:

    THIS!!!!!!!!!!!

    Agreed!
  • headofphat
    headofphat Posts: 1,599 Member
    Really there is a group for that? Lmao. How do you even go about it? "Oh, hey, I see you're a married douche bag, I happen to be one as well ;)" Why do people like this even get married? Trying to figure it out hurts my head.

    Wow! So, flirting makes you a *kitten*? Try to remember that next time you get pulled over and you're flashing a cute smile at the police officer. Maybe he can write you a ticket for douchebaggery as well.

    Actively going out of your way to flirt specifically with other married people isn't exactly the same as a spur-of-the-moment wink or smile in a shop etc.

    flirting is flirting pal.

    Do you seriously not see the difference?

    You're obviously mentally superior to me. Please enlighten.

    Oh and you have to explain without making assumptions. Good luck.
  • dbmata
    dbmata Posts: 12,972 Member
    _Waffle_'s picture says it all.

    Actually its the opposite. Recent studies are showing that the tables have turned Women are now far more likely to cheat than men. #thankyouinternet

    Studies were needed to discern that?

    They have the d thrown at them on the daily.
  • Miss_1999
    Miss_1999 Posts: 747 Member
    Can this guy join?

    hFDCCA6E1

    Absolutely! All I know, is I stole this pic for my kitteh board on Pinterest! I SO did not have this one!

    (Yeah, I'm a loser, and I don't care!)