One step closer to a Zombie Apocalypse?

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JT_Taylor99
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http://www.infowars.com/zombie-apocalypse-ebola-patients-reportedly-rise-from-the-dead/

Two Ebola patients, who died of the virus in separate communities in Nimba County have reportedly resurrected in the county. The victims, both females, believed to be in their 60s and 40s respectively, died of the Ebola virus recently in Hope Village Community and the Catholic Community in Ganta, Nimba.

But to the amazement of residents and onlookers on Monday, the deceased reportedly regained life in total disbelief. The NewDawn Nimba County correspondent said the late Dorris Quoi of Hope Village Community and the second victim only identified as Ma Kebeh, said to be in her late 60s, were about to be taken for burial when they resurrected.

I am stocking up on ammo!
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  • breesie11
    breesie11 Posts: 3,478 Member
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    I'm coming with you :ohwell:
  • Monkey_Business
    Monkey_Business Posts: 1,800 Member
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    Shopping on eBay for some claymores
  • hermann341
    hermann341 Posts: 443 Member
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    Rule #1: Cardio
    Rule #2: Double tap
  • kimdyj
    kimdyj Posts: 224 Member
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    I'm stocked up and ready to go!
  • 1HappyTurtleRunner
    1HappyTurtleRunner Posts: 125 Member
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    Rule #1: Cardio
    Rule #2: Double tap

    Love that movie, may need to watch it again!
  • AskTracyAnnK28
    AskTracyAnnK28 Posts: 2,817 Member
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    Rule #1: Cardio
    Rule #2: Double tap

    Love that movie, may need to watch it again!

    Stock up on Twinkees!!
  • The_Aly_Wei
    The_Aly_Wei Posts: 844 Member
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    Yessssssss.

    Can't come soon enough:)


    **Unless they are fast zombies...in which case - f**k that.**
  • JT_Taylor99
    JT_Taylor99 Posts: 148
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    Yessssssss.

    Can't come soon enough:)


    **Unless they are fast zombies...in which case - f**k that.**

    +1
  • JojoW8183
    JojoW8183 Posts: 540 Member
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    Anything that comes from infowars should be taken with a grain of salt. While the idea of a zimbie apocalypse is incredibly appealing...not gonna happen, especially from ebola. Sorry. I'm still stocking up on guns and ammo, but because I like them :smile:
  • miss_jessiejane
    miss_jessiejane Posts: 2,819 Member
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    No.
  • _Zardoz_
    _Zardoz_ Posts: 3,987 Member
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    This is why I'm a runner!!
  • FitFitzy331
    FitFitzy331 Posts: 308 Member
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    Rule #1: Cardio
    Rule #2: Double tap

    Don't forget the ever important

    Rule #3: Beware of bathrooms
  • MiloBloom83
    MiloBloom83 Posts: 2,723 Member
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    Thank god that's in Africa. Do zombies swim?
  • T_R_A_V
    T_R_A_V Posts: 1,629 Member
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    Does this mean I get to shoot some s$%t up
  • The_Aly_Wei
    The_Aly_Wei Posts: 844 Member
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    Does this mean I get to shoot some s$%t up

    When is not shoot *kitten* up time?
  • 212019156
    212019156 Posts: 341 Member
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    Lol. I always think this.

    **Unless they are fast zombies...in which case - f**k that.**
  • free1220
    free1220 Posts: 416 Member
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    Never forget the double tap! Oh ,and those fast zombies........were done!
  • MinnieInMaine
    MinnieInMaine Posts: 6,400 Member
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    We just recently watched Shipping News (I know, how have I not seen this movie by now?!) and it reminded me of the wake scene. You have to wonder, even if this story is true, if these folks were really dead or just in a coma or something.

    For the love of god, if you forget the double tap, at least aim fro the head. One of the biggest annoyances for me while watching zombie movies is seeing idiots aim for a leg or the chest. Dumbass, you're just wasting ammo! Sure, it seems abundant now but if this **** continues, you're going to run out of bullets and become a meal or one of them. LOL, yes I take this stuff way too seriously.
  • sloth3toes
    sloth3toes Posts: 2,212 Member
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    Just break up.
  • wolfsbayne
    wolfsbayne Posts: 3,116 Member
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    Yessssssss.

    Can't come soon enough:)


    **Unless they are fast zombies...in which case - f**k that.**

    Like on "World War Z" :noway: Those suckers are like ants!

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