One step closer to a Zombie Apocalypse?

JT_Taylor99
JT_Taylor99 Posts: 148
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http://www.infowars.com/zombie-apocalypse-ebola-patients-reportedly-rise-from-the-dead/

Two Ebola patients, who died of the virus in separate communities in Nimba County have reportedly resurrected in the county. The victims, both females, believed to be in their 60s and 40s respectively, died of the Ebola virus recently in Hope Village Community and the Catholic Community in Ganta, Nimba.

But to the amazement of residents and onlookers on Monday, the deceased reportedly regained life in total disbelief. The NewDawn Nimba County correspondent said the late Dorris Quoi of Hope Village Community and the second victim only identified as Ma Kebeh, said to be in her late 60s, were about to be taken for burial when they resurrected.

I am stocking up on ammo!
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  • breesie11
    breesie11 Posts: 3,478 Member
    I'm coming with you :ohwell:
  • Monkey_Business
    Monkey_Business Posts: 1,800 Member
    Shopping on eBay for some claymores
  • hermann341
    hermann341 Posts: 443 Member
    Rule #1: Cardio
    Rule #2: Double tap
  • kimdyj
    kimdyj Posts: 224 Member
    I'm stocked up and ready to go!
  • 1HappyTurtleRunner
    1HappyTurtleRunner Posts: 125 Member
    Rule #1: Cardio
    Rule #2: Double tap

    Love that movie, may need to watch it again!
  • AskTracyAnnK28
    AskTracyAnnK28 Posts: 2,817 Member
    Rule #1: Cardio
    Rule #2: Double tap

    Love that movie, may need to watch it again!

    Stock up on Twinkees!!
  • The_Aly_Wei
    The_Aly_Wei Posts: 844 Member
    Yessssssss.

    Can't come soon enough:)


    **Unless they are fast zombies...in which case - f**k that.**
  • JT_Taylor99
    JT_Taylor99 Posts: 148
    Yessssssss.

    Can't come soon enough:)


    **Unless they are fast zombies...in which case - f**k that.**

    +1
  • JojoW8183
    JojoW8183 Posts: 540 Member
    Anything that comes from infowars should be taken with a grain of salt. While the idea of a zimbie apocalypse is incredibly appealing...not gonna happen, especially from ebola. Sorry. I'm still stocking up on guns and ammo, but because I like them :smile:
  • miss_jessiejane
    miss_jessiejane Posts: 2,819 Member
    No.
  • _Zardoz_
    _Zardoz_ Posts: 3,987 Member
    This is why I'm a runner!!
  • FitFitzy331
    FitFitzy331 Posts: 308 Member
    Rule #1: Cardio
    Rule #2: Double tap

    Don't forget the ever important

    Rule #3: Beware of bathrooms
  • MiloBloom83
    MiloBloom83 Posts: 2,724 Member
    Thank god that's in Africa. Do zombies swim?
  • T_R_A_V
    T_R_A_V Posts: 1,629 Member
    Does this mean I get to shoot some s$%t up
  • The_Aly_Wei
    The_Aly_Wei Posts: 844 Member
    Does this mean I get to shoot some s$%t up

    When is not shoot *kitten* up time?
  • 212019156
    212019156 Posts: 341 Member
    Lol. I always think this.

    **Unless they are fast zombies...in which case - f**k that.**
  • free1220
    free1220 Posts: 416 Member
    Never forget the double tap! Oh ,and those fast zombies........were done!
  • MinnieInMaine
    MinnieInMaine Posts: 6,400 Member
    We just recently watched Shipping News (I know, how have I not seen this movie by now?!) and it reminded me of the wake scene. You have to wonder, even if this story is true, if these folks were really dead or just in a coma or something.

    For the love of god, if you forget the double tap, at least aim fro the head. One of the biggest annoyances for me while watching zombie movies is seeing idiots aim for a leg or the chest. Dumbass, you're just wasting ammo! Sure, it seems abundant now but if this **** continues, you're going to run out of bullets and become a meal or one of them. LOL, yes I take this stuff way too seriously.
  • sloth3toes
    sloth3toes Posts: 2,212 Member
    Just break up.
  • wolfsbayne
    wolfsbayne Posts: 3,116 Member
    Yessssssss.

    Can't come soon enough:)


    **Unless they are fast zombies...in which case - f**k that.**

    Like on "World War Z" :noway: Those suckers are like ants!
  • th3mach1n3
    th3mach1n3 Posts: 4 Member
    Which reminds me The Walking Dead season 5 is starting in less then a month weeee
  • mccindy72
    mccindy72 Posts: 7,001 Member
    as I found out when my own house was haunted, what is incredibly cool in the movies is not so awesome in real life.

    And I have a crossbow, which is cool watching Darrel carrying one around on the Walking Dead, but it's heavy to hunt with and takes a long time to reload between each shot. I would have to use a shotgun and pistols. Screw the crossbow.
  • Jesus4Mayor
    Jesus4Mayor Posts: 7 Member
    Building myself a tree house. I've always thought a tree house would be a good place to live in a zombie Apocalypse.
  • tesha_chandler
    tesha_chandler Posts: 378 Member
    Time to get a houseboat... lol
  • MinnieInMaine
    MinnieInMaine Posts: 6,400 Member
    Building myself a tree house. I've always thought a tree house would be a good place to live in a zombie Apocalypse.

    And that reminds me of the beginning of Dying to Live by Kim Paffenroth. Great book
  • mccindy72
    mccindy72 Posts: 7,001 Member
    Time to get a houseboat... lol

    Now that's just a good idea, right there. house boat to a nice, deserted tropical island, lots of gas to get back and forth for supplies. I like you.
  • Chief_Rocka
    Chief_Rocka Posts: 4,710 Member
    Thank god that's in Africa. Do zombies swim?

    Some do, but one would assume that these particular zombies will not be good swimmers.
  • Cliffslosinit
    Cliffslosinit Posts: 5,044 Member
    I'm just going to cover myself in Siracha.
    They don't like hot stuff!
  • JenAndSome
    JenAndSome Posts: 1,893 Member
    Thank god that's in Africa. Do zombies swim?

    Some do, but one would assume that these particular zombies will not be good swimmers.

    Okay, I snickered.

    Also, I totally agree with the houseboat idea.
  • mccindy72
    mccindy72 Posts: 7,001 Member
    I'm just going to cover myself in Siracha.
    They don't like hot stuff!

    well, they're dead, so... one would assume their taste buds probably don't work.

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